Puck's Second hand Skeleton Emporium and Bric-a-brac
@ahjeez.bsky.social
They/them. Artist, musician, noted small town eccentric. 39🔞
Profile pic alt: a purple pixel art skull floating in front of flames.
Profile pic alt: a purple pixel art skull floating in front of flames.
But there's only so many times you can pop in on Death using whippits before he insists you stay.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
But there's only so many times you can pop in on Death using whippits before he insists you stay.
Everything will be so much better if I can just remember.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Everything will be so much better if I can just remember.
I can no longer do them because of this feeling. Just one more balloon.
One more and I'll remember the punchline when I come back.
One more and I'll remember the punchline when I come back.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I can no longer do them because of this feeling. Just one more balloon.
One more and I'll remember the punchline when I come back.
One more and I'll remember the punchline when I come back.
That length is so pretty on you!
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
That length is so pretty on you!
🥹 finally. djuhrsjakd
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
🥹 finally. djuhrsjakd
I love how doctors will sometimes just say shit like "your chest hurts because your chest hurts"
Aye, thanks mate.
I'm glad it's not your heart or lungs tho and I hope you get relief soon
Aye, thanks mate.
I'm glad it's not your heart or lungs tho and I hope you get relief soon
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I love how doctors will sometimes just say shit like "your chest hurts because your chest hurts"
Aye, thanks mate.
I'm glad it's not your heart or lungs tho and I hope you get relief soon
Aye, thanks mate.
I'm glad it's not your heart or lungs tho and I hope you get relief soon
I mean, I personally would love getting locked out of my expensive automobile because my phone is out of battery.
What a thrill!
What a thrill!
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I mean, I personally would love getting locked out of my expensive automobile because my phone is out of battery.
What a thrill!
What a thrill!
I used to draw on my brows and yeaaaag. Sometimes they're strained work-acquaintances
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I used to draw on my brows and yeaaaag. Sometimes they're strained work-acquaintances
I love him. Please give my regards
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I love him. Please give my regards
Someone gave him the absolute wettest of willies.
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Someone gave him the absolute wettest of willies.
Is... is that a beat to hell observatory?
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is... is that a beat to hell observatory?
If the deep tissue massage doesn't make me look like I fell down a flight of stairs I don't want it 😤
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If the deep tissue massage doesn't make me look like I fell down a flight of stairs I don't want it 😤
Extremely reasonable, honestly
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Extremely reasonable, honestly
No ☹️
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
No ☹️
I sure hope the ruinous women don't find me. Anything but that
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I sure hope the ruinous women don't find me. Anything but that
As soon as anybody else could conceivably glance at my drawing it suddenly becomes my first time holding a pencil and I'm not off to a great start.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
As soon as anybody else could conceivably glance at my drawing it suddenly becomes my first time holding a pencil and I'm not off to a great start.
I'll be right over. I can do a very convincing swoon upon the discovery of the body.
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I'll be right over. I can do a very convincing swoon upon the discovery of the body.
As we all well know, absolutely nobody is depressed or suicidal after midnight ever.
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
As we all well know, absolutely nobody is depressed or suicidal after midnight ever.