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Puck's Second hand Skeleton Emporium and Bric-a-brac
@ahjeez.bsky.social
They/them. Artist, musician, noted small town eccentric. 39🔞

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In the next few weeks I'm going to be offering silly little sketches for around 5-10 nz bucks so I can pay this silly little ambulance bill.

You want a little something of your choice drawn by someone insane?

Watch this space while I work out some details
I can always tell when I forgot to take my antihistamines the might before because I wake up with it looking like I got punched in the eye
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I love a fungus that looks like it was sculpted from expanding foam
Here's a unique pink mushroom for #FungiFriday...
California Satan's Bolete (Rubroboletus eastwoodiae) -
I spotted this one yesterday in Santa Rosa, Ca. One field guide describes them as having "ludicrous proportions". So true! 💚

#Fungi #Mushrooms #FungiFriends #iNat #NaturePhotos 📷
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Imagine passing out and you wake up with fucking Mehmet Oz peering down at you.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If I speak I will scream
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I am seeing so many more of the posts I actually *want* to see with the "rude" label and "threat" label turned off.

This shit is facile.
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It's probably fine that Lifeline Aotearoa can't afford to operate after midnight during an economic recession in the lead up to one of the most stressful holidays of the year.

🫠
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I like when people tell me that I'm good and have value. I dislike when I fall into an open sewer and die.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I was hunting around for the shut off button for the rude label for ages. It's pretty neatly hidden
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Every new technology is either a mechanical turk or phrenology redux
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
🎶 stop trying to convince me to monetise my hobbies 🎶

Not everything has to be a grind, holy shit
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I want a bass something fierce but every single one I've seen that I can afford is an active bass.

Bro I do not need my bass to sit there gnawing batteries. Pls.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ya boy has incomplete vax records and doesn't want measles so guess what the fuck is up?
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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People stop infantilizing food aversion (aka “picky eating”) challenge: Seemingly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Well the fireworks have made my nervous system extra nervous but I was also just presented a bowl of strawberries. So it's been an evening of swings and roundabouts.
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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I’m afraid of being banned forever.
Will you welcome me and help me reach my goal?
We are in urgent need of protection and a safe place to live. We’re raising support to help us escape danger and rebuild our lives in safety. Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to security and hope. 💛
kindly give :
#BringRuaaHome #SafetyForRuaa #HumanitarianAid
Project Bring Ruaa and Her Family to Safety
I'm helping my friend, Ruaa Naji, raise funds to help her family survive.
chuffed.org
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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EMERGENCY DRIVE FOR MAI’S BABY DELIVERY THIS WEEK and we’ve got 17 hours left ⚠️ please share!

Sure I have countdowns every day, but this one is truly one day only! Mai truly only has us to pay for her C-section and secure necessities like medicine.

169/1000 chuffed.org/project/hope...
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
At my most depressed I was unable to stay awake for more than about 4 hours a day and literally couldn't scare up the motivation to feed myself or check the mail.

It wasn't something I "had the luxury" to do, it cost me jobs, friendships, my physical health. I became malnourished.
please retire the phrase "i wish i had time to be depressed"

1) nobody has time to be depressed
2) depression doesn't care if you're busy
3) willing yourself to force through symptoms bc you have stuff to do is only effective for mild-medium depression, not severe
4) it's a shitty thing to say
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Still need $35 for insulin
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I am not cut out for jury duty because I would lose my entire mind laughing at this.
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
One of the local birds has started mimicking the 4 year old next door who enjoys coming outside to scream.

*I* am going to scream soon.
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bruhhhh it's 22⁰c. Of all the days to have a Reynaud's flare why today??? It's not even cold 😭
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I have ended up helping a lot of young students who are balancing their dreams of their future with the survival of their family.

Alaa has used her tuition money sometimes to buy fresh vegetables for her toddler sister. She needs help.
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Alaa. Alaa is 22 and a medical student. Her family of 13 are displaced into tents, including her two year old sister Maka. Alaa is trying to ensure they have a warm tent for the winter, healthy food for Maka and to continue her studies.
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's bananas living in a climate where tomato plants will self set.

I'm excited to find out what variety our 4 volunteer tomatoes are.
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Welp see you all next time for a baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM