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yabamena.bsky.social
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
An illustration of Santanico Pandemonium from the movie FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996). She is illustrated in red and black against a patterned light green background, with golden accents on her jewelry and crown. Behind her is a large splatter of what looks like blood.
January 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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littleevil0ne.bsky.social
💔Heart Breaker💔
Ych commission for @solass.bsky.social !

#myart #art #commission #artsky
a scarred brunette elven woman wearing a red corset and gartered stockings stands in a heart shaped spotlight. She has red and black make up and a heart shaped cut out in her corset
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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woodo.bsky.social
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My American manager tried to write me up for "lack of commitment" because I leave at 5:00 PM sharp. I work in the Netherlands. I work for the Dutch branch of a large US tech company. We recently got a new middle-manager based in New York. He seemed like a nice guy at first, but it turns out he is totally obsessed with "hustle culture." Last week, we had a 1-on-1 meeting where he told me he was "concerned" about my dedication to the team. He listed his grievances quite clearly. He didn't like that my Slack status goes offline at 5:01 PM every single day. He was annoyed that I didn't reply to an email he sent on Saturday morning until Monday at 9:00 AM. And he was especially frustrated that I refused to join a "team bonding" Zoom call that was scheduled for 7 PM my time, which is 1 PM his time. He gave me the usual speech about how "in this company, we go the extra mile" and that if I want to grow, I need to be more available. I had to give him a bit of a reality check. I looked him in the eye over Zoom and told him that in the Netherlands, if you can't finish your work by 5 PM, it doesn't mean you are dedicated. It means you are inefficient or understaffed. I told him I am neither. I also reminded him that contacting me outside of working hours for non-emergencies is actually frowned upon here, and that my contract is for 40 hours, not "40 hours plus nights and weekends." He tried to threaten me with a Performance Improvement Plan. I immediately forwarded the email to our local Dutch HR representative. She literally laughed when she read it and told me to ignore him. She said she would have a "chat" with him about local labor laws. Since then, he hasn't sent a single email after 5 PM. I honestly feel bad for you guys in the US. The fact that you have to apologize for having a life outside of work is insane to us
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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rhysknightstudio.bsky.social
Drawing I made last year of the band Cult of Fire ✍️

#art #drawing #charcoal #darkart #blackmetal #cultoffire
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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mintaii.bsky.social
i am so late but happy extremely belated birthday to mr viktor machine herald

#art #AnniViksary
an illustration of viktor, depicted as the machine herald, as though he is simultaneously reforming and coming apart. his mask and face are split apart, flames emerging from the crevices of his skin. jayce's gloved hand is extended towards him.
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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hiimeyu.bsky.social
Charline!! I finally get to play her again this week and I honestly can’t wait 🥹💕

[ #ttrpg #dnd #oc #artsky #ocsky ]
Charline the pink skinned Tiefling in her usual blue-purple outfit with one sleeve dropping off her shoulder smiling at the viewer.
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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mundra.bsky.social
The Crow Witch is glad to see you here, stranger.

#conceptart #fantasy
September 26, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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serenamalyon.bsky.social
Door of Destinies - for Magic: The Gathering's "Lorwyn Eclipsed". AD: Tom Jenkot

I was asked to use a cut-paper style for this piece, but as I don't usually work in that medium, I thought I'd try and emulate the look using acryla gouache instead! I think it turned out really cool.
A horned figure (a flamekin) stands in front of a doorway - flames issue forth from the doorway and the figure. The figure wields fire in one hand and a spear in the other.
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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sviteer.bsky.social
Beware of yourself
#SundayHSR
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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denahelmi.bsky.social
Ixania 🌺 #commission
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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arkilide.bsky.social
experimenting with composition + #frieren trio

#art
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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tudvaseva.bsky.social
#hannibal
January 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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monkigami.bsky.social
un Ours-Hibou tellement adorable pour votre plaisir

#art #digitalart #BG3 #DnD
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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morlevart.bsky.social
I don't think I've shared this piece on its own before. An illustration I did in early 2025 ( a year ago 💀) for author Emily Rath featuring characters from her novel North is the Night.
A digital illustration of a pale-skinned, horned woman with long black hair, black eyes, white paint on the top half of her face, and dried blood down her neck. She is dressed in ragged black robes with bone, metal, and rope accessories. A black wolf made of smoke with red glowing eyes stands behind her. They both stand upon bloodied snow, and the northern lights flare in the sky.
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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euli.bsky.social
Just experimenting some simple shapes
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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euli.bsky.social
One of my favorites this year 💜💙
#art
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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darenrin.bsky.social
#drawthisagain
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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b3ablanco.bsky.social
Em breve ONU pinta a unha de branco pela paz
January 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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sandromergvaz.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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patrocinio.bsky.social
Não tem nem 2 meses que os EUA queriam classificar o Brasil como um país terrorista.

Paralelo a isso, TODA a direita brasileira está sustentando, inclusive perante a comunidade internacional, o discurso de que estamos em uma ditadura.

Estamos em risco e só não enxerga quem não quer.
January 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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nrcgray.bsky.social
I finally finished the lineart for this picture:
January 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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demondisk.gay
screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
see next post for alt text description, character limit is not enough to describe this image
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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leandrofranci.bsky.social
Os estadunidenses hoje
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies .
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies .
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January 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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avefantasmaa.bsky.social
aterrorizante pra caralho saber que a gnt ta a um dia ruim de um filha da puta do outro lado do oceano bombardear seu país sem repercussao legal nenhuma e com aval de todos os órgão de controle internacionais
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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slackbastard.bsky.social
2/ ~old jk is best jk~
Grosdoriane tweets: 'This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh' 4:51 AM · May 25, 2019
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM