damn at least Charly got to perceive for a little while first

it's truly amazing how independent you are sir. it's like, here comes the airplane, ok, and *you* decide whether or not to open wide or just spit up a little. and it's always the right call. incredible.

just you wait until i get a solid weekend to think hard about what would be a funny thing to say. then we'll see who's clever

ah but you can just filter the dead bugs out,

winner of the "Not Wrong" Award

the above post was liked before i posted it

now we all have Obstructed View tickets to adonis

i googled "can prayer help dementia" but all the results are about slowing it down?

🎶Santa Claus is stuck in
🎶A loop

writing like the intelligence serum wore off thirty seconds before hitting Post

tossing in a "Sleepy Joe Biden" to make it sound like him is just insultingly lazy

distressed whines faintly emanating from sealed sarcophagus revealed to be the work of a ventriloquist stunned into shock as museum-goers nevertheless extract REAL puppy

CAROL: Look. I just. ... Let me do this. By myself. Okay?

WOMAN IN CHEF'S WHITES: (stepping away from skee ball machine) Of course, Carol. Let us know when you want to exchange your tickets for prizes. I think you'll be very pleased at the size of the stuffed giraffe