Aidan Cook
@aidancook.bsky.social
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Not the actor from Star Wars, Dr Who, or The Tweenies - asking me trivia on any of these risks fabricated replies. Open to exchanging opinions on Leeds, music, politics, Age of Sail navy, and vague memories of the 20th century.
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Jack the Ripper could have caught a tube train to and from Whitechapel.
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Have to say I actually turned it on when I saw your “Kemi in the wireless” post this morning - I’d enjoyed her Northern Ireland insights the other day and was hoping for more.

There really aren’t any clever people left in politics, are there?
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Fucking hell.

Tom and Jerry. They’re called Tom and Jerry…
Tom & Jerry from The Good Life tv show
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I saw a post from someone this weekend saying they couldn’t search for <search term> without finding a load of hate posts, and saying ‘this place is becoming just like X’.

I thought “how awful” and searched <search term> to see what they meant.

Couldn’t find any hate in any search results.
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In an elephant sanctuary somewhere, Karla will be shedding a little tear…
Jilly Cooper’s drawing of Karla the elephant (not the fictional East German spymaster).
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Surely “A life in B3ta” for part 2?
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Do you mean Bollocks of the Jedi?
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I was so proud when I came home to find my teenage daughter watching Love Actually, and before I could question her viewing choice she unleashed a fantastic stream of obscenity and scorn about every aspect of the film that Malcolm Tucker could have learned from.
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Years ago we had a meeting in London with attendees from Leeds & Bristol. Someone worked out it would have been loads (an insane amount) cheaper to do it in Barcelona, but finance dept said no…
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Mouses/houses

Or if you’re Scottish, Moose/house
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Contrast at the last Remembrance parade I was at - various neatly-dressed folk marched smartly up to the memorial, laid wreaths, snapped salutes. Then came a guy in a casual jacket, no tie, no medals…beige beret. Put his (winged dagger) wreath down, paused a moment, nodded, walked off.
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One nation, one people, one leader…

I mean, it sounds better in German…
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I had no idea this is a law!
legalweasel.uk
Public Order Act 1936, s.1:

"Subject as hereinafter provided, any person who in any public place or at any public meeting wears uniform signifying his association with any political organisation or with the promotion of any political object shall be guilty of an offence"
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Yeah right - “Rutland” Prffft - this isn’t Game of Thrones…
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“Oakham”? Is he just making places up now..?
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Stair culture and all its subtleties; is your landing kept up to standard, how many steps up and down do you clean, which infirm neighbour’s bins/shopping do you take down/up?

Oh, and an angry marker pen sign on the inside of the main door saying “Please do NOT let this slam shut! THANK YOU!”
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What would Thames Water do?
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Teenage colleague is applying for various jobs atm. Another applicant to one job was using AI to generate answers, including to “What is your dream destination?”

That’s insanely grim, when you need to refer to AI to generate your dreams…
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One of the finest pop songs ever written, not just by The Cure.
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Not a rabbit or a cat?
Or a bat?
Or a ‘64 Impala?