Stop making my girlfriend go to work! I deserve to come home to a delicious pie cooling down on the windowsill

Armored Core 6 is a game about 30-40 various "holy fuck" moments but I think "I won't miss." is maybe top 5 all-time things I've seen in a game ever.

It should be illegal to read YA if you are over the age of 15. The government should confiscate your Percy Jackson books and give you a copy of The Big Sleep