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Andrew Jordan
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Former creative designer, photographer. Certified master cocksman. 50% caffeine 50% awesome and 100% sarcastic. I enjoy videogames for reasons and I've been called the Temu Pedro Pascal. Sometimes a play pretend for people.
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Can we all take a moment to really appreciate the effort and care that goes into naming my characters in Diablo.
We see a screenshot of the star menu for the video game Diablo 4, centre of the image is a burly man in medieval armour with the name "PaladinSane" written under it, to the left we see the other save files tied to the account. Top to bottom they are a Paladin called PaladinSane a Spiritborn called TaillySwift a Druid called DruBarrymore and a Barbarian nameds ConanObrian.
December 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Video games and a zooted dog have got me all festive and what not.
A screenshot from the video game Fallout 76, it is nighttime and snow is falling, the sky is a dusky blue. In the centre of the image we see a house with a long and wide porch, blue Christmas lights that look like icicles hanging from the eaves. I'm the foreground we see wooden decking with a bench and an old gas light street lamp as well as a dog kennel with some assorted clutter and barrels to the right. The house has a snowman and elf at the top of a small set of steps up towards the front door area, I person dressed as Santa clause can be seen in the doorway. There is also a large Santa on a sleigh decoration with a single reindeer on the roof of the porch.
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Someone was very high today and still is but is also now very sleepy.
Bramble the Golden Labrador is sitting and looking into the camera, her mouth is open and her tongue is hanging out. She has kind eyes and golden brown ears offset against her very light beige coat.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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She really is, always has been too, pure charm and chaos in a furry little gremlin.
Bramble the Golden Labrador as a very young puppy is chewing on the cage for the back of a car and looking menacing, in a puppy way. A soft toy giraffe can be seen in the background. Bramble the Golden Labrador is looking sleepy on top of a stuffed giraffe, it is a close up of her head resting on the giraffe. Bramble the Golden Labrador as an older dog but still in the puppy phase is climbing up the leg of the person taking the picture, by standing on her hind legs she is being scratched on her neck. Bramble the Golden Labrador as a puppy again in the same car transport cage this time licking the edge of the cage, a small soft toy giraffe can be seen. The carpet in the cage is light blue.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Worth every moment of stress honestly. I would die for her and her treasures.
Picture of Bramble the Golden Labrador getting her neck scratched by an arm coming from the direction of the camera. She is looking slightly up to the left. She is a light beige with golden ears and dark nose.
December 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Love or hate the Avatar franchise and its associated media, the team at Massive absolutely smashed this from a visual perspective, it's so damn gorgeous.
A screenshot from the game Avatar Frontiers of Pandora. Pictured is a large body of water surrounded by cliffs and jungle, a large waterfall can be seen to the right in the distance as sunlight pours in from the sky. A small rocky island with a lush tree is in the centre of the body of water, small lilly pad like plants fill the edges of the lake/pond. A screenshot from the game Avatar Frontiers of Pandora. Pictured is the entrance to a series of caves with an opening to the left and right, there is also a hole in the ceiling of the cave allowing light in. Some orange plants that look like spirals are in the left opening, bathed in sunlight and bouncing the warm orange around the inside of the cave. A waterfall can be seen to the left amidst some dense jungle. Vines hang on the right and large mushroom like growths are on parts of the cave wall. A screenshot from the game Avatar Frontiers of Pandora. Pictured is a river bend surrounded by dense jungle and some shallow water in the centre of the river with some deer like wildlife gathered. A screenshot from the game Avatar Frontiers of Pandora. Pictured is a structure made by humans, very industrial and metallic but weathered by time and being overgrown by vines and moss set within a lush thicker if fern like plants and palms.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I take soup very seriously in case you ever doubted it.
A screenshot from Discord showing a conversation where Andrew says "awe. SOUP. MORE SOUP. And when you think you have had enough soup..." Then there are two GIFs, the first is Adam Driver as Kylo Ren yelling "MORE!!" And the second is Adam Driver saying "Good Soup" Then Andrew says "Adam Driver is my soup guy."
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I have prepped and now I look like a fucking grape and my face is fucking cold.
Some idiot selfie in black and white because the person is pretentious and self involved and also had a very odd reaction to wet shaving their own scalp. A quizzical expression is on their handsome face.
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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A couple more because this morning was beautiful.
A close up of some moss on a wall, grass and foliage can be seen in the background. A spider web connected to a leaf hangs in the air and is glistening with the dew from a morning mist. Seed pods against a backdrop of leaves and flowers with some cobweb strands wet with dew suspended from the tendrils of the pods. Some dark green leaves wet with morning dew.
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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The weather has been very weathery today and I'm not mad.

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A close up of the nook of a dead cherry tree covered in spiderwebs glistening because of the dew from the mist.
October 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Bonus round from midsummer..
A purple and yellow pansy photograph set against a cloudy sky. A close up of some pebbles and grass roots in a garden, the foreground is blurry. A photograph of a pink rose near an old brick wall. A close up of some white fox gloves in a thicker if dense foliage and grass.
October 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I did an outside, it was damp and cold and worth it. 10 out of 10 exper, would recommend.
A picture of a river lily or crimson flag lily bloom, it is a soft pink with dark red veins and a lush green backdrop of leaves and grass. A picture of a river lily or crimson flag lily bloom, it is a deep almost red pink with dark red veins and an old wooden fence backdrop. A picture of a river lily or crimson flag lily bloom, it is a deep pink almost red with a soft white centre and some unopened buds set against an old wooden panel fence. A picture of a river lily or crimson flag lily bloom, it is a soft pink with dark red veins and a lush green backdrop of leaves and grass.
October 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Also here are last nights impromptu moon snaps, looks at my moon, it's big. Also the low light mode in the last image really is impressive for a digital device with tiny lenses.
A picture of the moon taken in October during the harvest supermoon. A wide shot of the moon which appears as a bright glowing sphere set against some clouds and trails from aircraft. An even wider shot of the moon which now is a small dot in the night sky and you can see a garden, some fencing and the profile of a spotting scope in the foreground. An even wider shot of the moon which now is a small dot in the night sky and you can see a garden, some fencing and the profile of a spotting scope in the foreground. This time using low light settings and the garden is now illuminated accordingly with the extra light gathered.
October 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Did garden stuff for my brain, didn't help but got dirty so it was worth it.
A close up shot of some flowers in a small flower bed. The flowers are pansies with yellow and purple petals and thick rich green leaves. A wide shot of some flowers in a small flower bed. The flowers are pansies with yellow and purple petals and thick rich green leaves.
October 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Someone sent this to me earlier and I haven't stopped chuckling about it all day, sure that could be indicative of the amount of opioids in my system but honestly I think it's just very funny.
Two stills from the 1992 Bram Stokers Dracula adaptation. The top one is of Gary Oldman as Count Dracula wearing a top hat and shades with the text "I have crossed oceans of time to find you" and the second image is Winona Ryder as Mina Harker in a bonnet and fine gown with the text "Did you cross oceans of time to rail my friend in the garden first?"
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Saturday
September 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I mean come on.
Ryan Gosling and Flynn Gray on the ocean filming Star Wars Starfighter.
September 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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If you see this quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
An Otter is being held by a human. Dangled into a bathtub there is a look of fear, bewilderment and shock on the animals face when anthropomorphised.
September 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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If you were ever wondering what happens when Goodbye Horses comes on during shower karaoke, now you have an accurate representation.
September 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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No you're a fucking nerd who made Serenity in NMS because you're a loser.
A person in a pink space suit stands on a smoking landing pad with a large space ship on it in the distance. The space ship resembles the Serenity from the TV show Firefly.
September 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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So I am deep in opioids now and playing the new NMS update and it's so pretty, just so so pretty.
A spaceship can be seen flying low over a dusty desert orange planet with golden lightning crashing down from the clouds in the distance. A spaceship can be seen flying over a desolate landscape with huge blue lightning strikes illuminating the distant skies. A spaceship can be seen flying low in an orange sky with golden lightning strikes appearing through the clouds causing the mountains to silhouette in the haze and light. An astronaut can be seen free falling in a sky diver arms out pose against a blue sky with light wispy clouds in it.
September 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Seriously this is very exciting. Image from the Ubisoft social post on the hellscape.
A division agent is seen walking down a street thick with snow, a light fog in the air. In the foreground a sign can be seen indicating that the scene is in Washington DC.
August 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Grounded truly does capture the Pixar aesthetic and I think because of that cuteness it is always a shock when it makes me absolutely shit my pants with fear.
A screenshot from Grounded the game by Obsidian Entertainment. There is a young man who has been shrunk down to insect size wearing armour made up of various insect parts. He is overlooking a large body of water covered in lily pads as the sun shines. A screenshot from Grounded the game by Obsidian Entertainment. There is a young man who has been shrunk down to insect size wearing armour made up of various insect parts. He is looking out into a muddy landscape as the sun sets, huge protruding from the dirt in front of him.
August 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Fine, here are the good pictures.
Bramble the golden Labrador smiles goofily into the camera.
August 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Well I definitely forgot to horny post so instead have some old pictures I have made extra pretentious and B&W of me so that I may be emotionally validated while I beast a hunk of cheese and binge watch crime dramas in loose fitting sweat pants.
A handsome face in black and white. A handsome face in black and white. A handsome face in black and white. A handsome face in black and white.
August 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM