Andrew Jordan
@ajordanxiii.bsky.social
Former creative designer, photographer. Certified master cocksman. 50% caffeine 50% awesome and 100% sarcastic. I enjoy videogames for reasons and I've been called the Temu Pedro Pascal. Sometimes a play pretend for people.
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Andrew Jordan
@ajordanxiii.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I know we have all left the bad place but, never forget your roots.
Can we all take a moment to really appreciate the effort and care that goes into naming my characters in Diablo.
December 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Can we all take a moment to really appreciate the effort and care that goes into naming my characters in Diablo.
Good news is, the last few days not sleeping mean that tonight I feel like I'm about to pass out so, I'll probably get a few hours which is heaven. Now I just need to figure out how to lucid dream because I have things to plan.
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Good news is, the last few days not sleeping mean that tonight I feel like I'm about to pass out so, I'll probably get a few hours which is heaven. Now I just need to figure out how to lucid dream because I have things to plan.
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If I am to believe my email inbox, the Holidays sales have begun on online video game stores. 🎅
If you have any recommendations to share, please do not hesitate. Even if it is your own game. 🖖
If you have any recommendations to share, please do not hesitate. Even if it is your own game. 🖖
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If I am to believe my email inbox, the Holidays sales have begun on online video game stores. 🎅
If you have any recommendations to share, please do not hesitate. Even if it is your own game. 🖖
If you have any recommendations to share, please do not hesitate. Even if it is your own game. 🖖
No, you forgot to take your pain killers because you've been focused on your sweet baby dog and now are very aware of it as you slip into bed.
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
No, you forgot to take your pain killers because you've been focused on your sweet baby dog and now are very aware of it as you slip into bed.
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We are now aware that teen girls are indisputably used as currency by adult men in positions of power.
Why are we as a society not mobilizing to protect them?
Why are we as a society not mobilizing to protect them?
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We are now aware that teen girls are indisputably used as currency by adult men in positions of power.
Why are we as a society not mobilizing to protect them?
Why are we as a society not mobilizing to protect them?
I cannot recommend these games enough, if you like space pew pew, sparkles and loot Everspace has you covered and then some. If you're in the mood to experience a somehow worse capitalist hellscape than ours with some absolutely fantastic methodical gameplay and also space, you're also good.
We've just launched the EVERSPACE 2 + Hardspace: Shipbreaker Steam bundle, offering an additional 10% discount on both games! Already own one on Steam? Then buy just the other game at the same discount!
More info below 👇
More info below 👇
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I cannot recommend these games enough, if you like space pew pew, sparkles and loot Everspace has you covered and then some. If you're in the mood to experience a somehow worse capitalist hellscape than ours with some absolutely fantastic methodical gameplay and also space, you're also good.
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We need to eat it
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We need to eat it
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This is incredibly painful for me. I have never asked for help like this before. But I have had people reach out to me asking if they can help, so I am sharing my story and finally asking for help.
I've been lucky to have a lovely group of followers here, please share if you can, anything helps <3
I've been lucky to have a lovely group of followers here, please share if you can, anything helps <3
Donate to Help Natalie Recover From Medical Costs After Layoff, organized by Natalie Spitzel
Hi everyone,
For those who don't know me, my name is Nat… Natalie Spitzel needs your support for Help Natalie Recover From Medical Costs After Layoff
gofund.me
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is incredibly painful for me. I have never asked for help like this before. But I have had people reach out to me asking if they can help, so I am sharing my story and finally asking for help.
I've been lucky to have a lovely group of followers here, please share if you can, anything helps <3
I've been lucky to have a lovely group of followers here, please share if you can, anything helps <3
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when she says her parents won’t be home for another two hours
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
when she says her parents won’t be home for another two hours
This is the highest compliment to me, it means I've annoyed you enough that you hear my bullshit when you read my messages or posts, gremlin S tier achieved.
I read this in your voice 💀
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is the highest compliment to me, it means I've annoyed you enough that you hear my bullshit when you read my messages or posts, gremlin S tier achieved.
When you're playing the new Diablo season and your quest giver is giving @ameliatyler.bsky.social energy... Hmmmm
December 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When you're playing the new Diablo season and your quest giver is giving @ameliatyler.bsky.social energy... Hmmmm
Fuck I had forgotten how fun numbers going up in Diablo could be.
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fuck I had forgotten how fun numbers going up in Diablo could be.
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One of my neighbours who is several houses away is getting absolutely railed and I am so proud of them for having the windows open in these temperatures honestly.
December 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
One of my neighbours who is several houses away is getting absolutely railed and I am so proud of them for having the windows open in these temperatures honestly.
This game is so unbearably cute from an aesthetic standpoint that it makes the sheer terror and awfulness of giant spiders and the horrors that lurk within its world so much worse.
Happy Holidays from Brookhollow Park! 🌟 Are you feeling cozy? 🛋️ #Grounded2
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This game is so unbearably cute from an aesthetic standpoint that it makes the sheer terror and awfulness of giant spiders and the horrors that lurk within its world so much worse.
I accidentally spoke to someone in 76 today and completely without thinking because I was in a swamp I went full old Gregg on them before leaving them to what was either tears of laughter or fear.
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I accidentally spoke to someone in 76 today and completely without thinking because I was in a swamp I went full old Gregg on them before leaving them to what was either tears of laughter or fear.
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I’ve been your best friend for over 30 years and you’re just going to sack me off for some guy you’ve know for, what? Like a year?
Friend: for the purposes of this conversation can we just agree to call him my son?
Friend: for the purposes of this conversation can we just agree to call him my son?
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’ve been your best friend for over 30 years and you’re just going to sack me off for some guy you’ve know for, what? Like a year?
Friend: for the purposes of this conversation can we just agree to call him my son?
Friend: for the purposes of this conversation can we just agree to call him my son?
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Hurry up and kiss already.
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hurry up and kiss already.
Oh Diablo IV, you little rascal.
December 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh Diablo IV, you little rascal.
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I dunno man, as a visual artist it’s been clear from the very beginning how the LLM/AI sausage is made.
It’s been frustrating as hell to watch other kinds of creators justify it and then backtrack once it comes for their field.
It’s been frustrating as hell to watch other kinds of creators justify it and then backtrack once it comes for their field.
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I dunno man, as a visual artist it’s been clear from the very beginning how the LLM/AI sausage is made.
It’s been frustrating as hell to watch other kinds of creators justify it and then backtrack once it comes for their field.
It’s been frustrating as hell to watch other kinds of creators justify it and then backtrack once it comes for their field.
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This is awkward, but as of yesterday I'm no longer employed with Nightdive Studios. I'm currently looking for full-time work and would be happy to share more info via DMs. I'm also open to freelance work!
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is awkward, but as of yesterday I'm no longer employed with Nightdive Studios. I'm currently looking for full-time work and would be happy to share more info via DMs. I'm also open to freelance work!
Video games and a zooted dog have got me all festive and what not.
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Video games and a zooted dog have got me all festive and what not.
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Avatar: Fire and Ash shows that there is nothing that isn't possible when you have a goth gf with bpd
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Avatar: Fire and Ash shows that there is nothing that isn't possible when you have a goth gf with bpd
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starship makes grinding noise at warp 5
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
starship makes grinding noise at warp 5
Can we skip to 2026 now please, this year has been a big steaming pile but just a moment ago a complete stranger in a video game without prompting said "thank you daddy" to me so I feel this year can end right now on a high note.
December 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Can we skip to 2026 now please, this year has been a big steaming pile but just a moment ago a complete stranger in a video game without prompting said "thank you daddy" to me so I feel this year can end right now on a high note.