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jokes still range from below lemon to sublime
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nonsense, we've had this tech for over 25 years
screenshot of the 90s joke site 'fu-fme.com' , a parody of the early 'cu-seeme' video chat site
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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about to do a rapture
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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the #trli goes wild for one of the most sensational individual goals in #nycfc history!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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i'm an adult
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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RIP NIck Mangold 💔💚😭
October 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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this one i wanted to know the answer to for my own reasons, aparently it's
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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presented without further comment
MTA MetroCard Student Pass
October 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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charlie brown, up at the plate, saying "i'm tired of always being the goat..."
September 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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love to see the tenacity from the @newyorkcityfc.com boys
September 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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what do you make of the idea that it's a postmodern real-life version of the old joke about dudes just yelling out numbers, here intentionally screencapped from a random boomer joke page. my mom told me a version of this one growing up lol
JOKE OF THE DAY: A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, "Number twelve!" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, "Number four!" Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing. The new guy asks his cellmate what's going on. "Well," says the older prisoner, "we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke." So the new guy walks up to the bars and yells, "Number twenty-nine!" This time the whole cell block rocks with the loudest laughter, prisoners rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. When the guffaws die down, the bewildered new guy turns to the older prisoner and asks, "How come you guys were laughing so hard this time?" "Oh," says the older man wiping tears from his eyes, "we'd never heard that one before."
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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i've been working on @goalbot.dev so you can simply bury your entire feed in soccer, it's actually a bit overwhelming lol
September 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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i finally muted an acquaintance on FB after encountering this video from her reel titled "Adjust your AI Usage with your cycle"
screenshot from facebook: "Your AI SOP needs softness in luteal phase"
September 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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on a personal note,
Balatro challenges progress, I just beat Jokerless LFG babbyyyyyyyyyyy
September 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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ja, maar hoe zit het met ...
August 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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some @goalbot.bsky.social upgrades are, uh, in the works, once @newyorkcityfc.com take care of business
August 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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strapping on my tinfoil hat to point out that the Real Yankees Night already happened
Yankees pitcher Gerritt Cole posing for a photograph in NYCFC kit pitch side during a match on July 3rd 2025
August 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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an important lesson is it's updated frequently enough for it to have narc'd on this guy in yesterday's @askamanager.org
Ask A Manager Post: https://www.askamanager.org/2025/08/the-vindicated-gate-guard-the-paper-trail-and-other-cases-of-fafo-at-work.html 3. The satellite photos I worked for a company that had numerous production plants around the country. To keep it vague I won’t name the product, but rejected product can be recycled back into the production line to make new, good product. There was space set aside to store this bad product until it could be recycled, and when competently managed it all flowed well. One plant manager could NOT competently manage it, and the volume of bad product being stored exceeded the space set aside for it. He tried to hide this by having his employees begin storing the rejects outside on racks around the backside of the production facility. And it worked pretty well for a while since any higher-ups who came to visit only came in the front door and stayed inside while they were there. But then one day someone was looking at the plant on Google Maps and they could see his backlog of bad product from SATELLITE PHOTOS! He got some serious talking-to’s about that! He left a few months later and the new manager was able to get things under control.
August 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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some personal news
a screenshot of my balatro profile, having just achieved my final win for completionist+, winning on all 120 deck stakes. wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
August 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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SUPERHUMAN SAMURAI NATIONAL GUARD a crude photoshop of the NATIONAL GUAR overlays the original Syber Squad text
July 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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BROS I WAS SO CLOSE!!!!!
July 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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July 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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@faineg.bsky.social i woke up with this dross having been pushed directly to my home screen
July 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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screen capture of classic @toiletgun tweet: "twitter is 90% someone imagining a guy, tricking themselves into believing that guy exists and then getting mad about it"
June 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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here in NYC we have many celebrated annual insurrections
revelers lined up along the st patrick's day parade holding irish flags revelers at the columbus day parade on a float hosting italian flags
June 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM