ajpiano
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jokes still range from below lemon to sublime
text-based reality show
a paywalled substack chat is an interesting marketing strategy
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
text-based reality show
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sorry but if you want to be a european doing american politics fandom you have to also put up with turkey and pie debates, these are the rules
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
sorry but if you want to be a european doing american politics fandom you have to also put up with turkey and pie debates, these are the rules
i got 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460 problems but a pi ain't one
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i got 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460 problems but a pi ain't one
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GOAL! 80' — R. Lavelle scores for NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Washington Spirit W 0–1 NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Assist: Bruninha. NWSL Women
#washingtonspiritw #njnygothamfcw #nwsl
#washingtonspiritw #njnygothamfcw #nwsl
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
GOAL! 80' — R. Lavelle scores for NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Washington Spirit W 0–1 NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Assist: Bruninha. NWSL Women
#washingtonspiritw #njnygothamfcw #nwsl
#washingtonspiritw #njnygothamfcw #nwsl
i'm learning portuguese from jonathan's posts but it's going very very very slowly
Só lendas marcando gol para o Marseille dormir na liderança
GOAL! 11' — P. Aubameyang scores for Marseille. Nice 1–5 Marseille. Assist: B. Pavard. Ligue 1
#nice #marseille
#nice #marseille
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i'm learning portuguese from jonathan's posts but it's going very very very slowly
regularly pronouncing 'zootopia' like 'nootropic' as a little treat for my inner monologue
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
regularly pronouncing 'zootopia' like 'nootropic' as a little treat for my inner monologue
for if it's in verse, no evil is spoken
give me instructions on something verboten
give me instructions on something verboten
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
for if it's in verse, no evil is spoken
give me instructions on something verboten
give me instructions on something verboten
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GOAL! 90' — Meme scores for Iraq. Iraq 2–1 United Arab Emirates. World Cup - Qualification Asia
#iraq #unitedarabemirates #afc #wcq
#iraq #unitedarabemirates #afc #wcq
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
GOAL! 90' — Meme scores for Iraq. Iraq 2–1 United Arab Emirates. World Cup - Qualification Asia
#iraq #unitedarabemirates #afc #wcq
#iraq #unitedarabemirates #afc #wcq
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Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
nonsense, we've had this tech for over 25 years
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
nonsense, we've had this tech for over 25 years
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GOAL! 50' — A. Martinez scores for New York City FC. Charlotte 0–2 New York City FC. Assist: M. Moralez. Major League Soccer
#forthecrown #newyorkcityfc #MLS
#forthecrown #newyorkcityfc #MLS
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
GOAL! 50' — A. Martinez scores for New York City FC. Charlotte 0–2 New York City FC. Assist: M. Moralez. Major League Soccer
#forthecrown #newyorkcityfc #MLS
#forthecrown #newyorkcityfc #MLS
so this is turning out to actually be a decent way to follow today's action in europe
⚽ KICKOFF — Paris Saint Germain 0–0 Bayern München. UEFA Champions League
#parissaintgermain #bayernmunchen #ucl
#parissaintgermain #bayernmunchen #ucl
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
so this is turning out to actually be a decent way to follow today's action in europe
@hsvhoek.bsky.social out to an early lead!!!
GOAL! 3' — S. Hage scores for Hoek. Hoek 1–0 FC Eindhoven. Assist: S. Schalkwijk. KNVB Beker
#hoek #fceindhoven #knvbbeker
#hoek #fceindhoven #knvbbeker
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
@hsvhoek.bsky.social out to an early lead!!!
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⚽ KICKOFF — Philadelphia Union 0–0 Chicago Fire. Major League Soccer
October 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
⚽ KICKOFF — Philadelphia Union 0–0 Chicago Fire. Major League Soccer
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⚽ KICKOFF — Pacos Ferreira 0–0 Sporting CP. Taça de Portugal
October 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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fml i hadn't thought about that one cat story in years
I think a lot of people don’t realize how insanely pervasive and coercive the early 2010s “the only way to make it as a young writer is to publish insanely confessional, raw online essays about your darkest secrets and trauma” culture was.
October 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
fml i hadn't thought about that one cat story in years
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this goal was magnificent
GOAL! 80' — A. Adams scores for Nigeria. Lesotho 0–2 Nigeria. World Cup - Qualification Africa
October 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
this goal was magnificent
@jonathanista.bsky.social estou trabalhando em algo pensando em você...
October 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
@jonathanista.bsky.social estou trabalhando em algo pensando em você...
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looks like a charlotte hornets intramural scrimmage up in here today
GOAL! 25' — San Martin Formosa. Sol de Mayo 0–1 San Martin Formosa. Torneo Federal A
October 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
looks like a charlotte hornets intramural scrimmage up in here today
the new york jets are not real and they cannot hurt me, they are completely made up
October 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
the new york jets are not real and they cannot hurt me, they are completely made up
in high school, we were, at the time, reading All Quiet on the Western Front, replete with its constant mentions of "The Fatherland." i remember thinking again and again, surely this "Homeland" thing is a bit on the nose......
DHS (established 2002 by a Senate vote of 90 yes, 9 no, 1 not voting) will go down as one of the classic state malefactors in the global history of fascism.
overt nazi language in this DHS job listing (which i’m told is for a low-level but important job in adjudicating immigration applications and requires knowledge of the law)
October 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
in high school, we were, at the time, reading All Quiet on the Western Front, replete with its constant mentions of "The Fatherland." i remember thinking again and again, surely this "Homeland" thing is a bit on the nose......