ajpiano
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jokes still range from below lemon to sublime
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if Czechia has a player in the penalty box but remains aggressive about pressuring their opponents with the puck, they call that the four Czech forecheck
February 18, 2026 at 5:18 PM
if Czechia has a player in the penalty box but remains aggressive about pressuring their opponents with the puck, they call that the four Czech forecheck
the left is excited about a technology that's lowkey fire
February 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
the left is excited about a technology that's lowkey fire
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Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
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failing to 100% Stray because i couldn't find this collectible
February 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
failing to 100% Stray because i couldn't find this collectible
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welcome to bluesky, where the Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo really do buffalo Buffalo buffalo
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
welcome to bluesky, where the Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo really do buffalo Buffalo buffalo
@bencollins.bsky.social this is your fault
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
@bencollins.bsky.social this is your fault
i got on AOL at 2.5. the buddy list dropped in 3.0.
Right. Age verification: We called anime "Japanimation."
We didn't call it anime back then. Mine was "Speed Racer."
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
i got on AOL at 2.5. the buddy list dropped in 3.0.
oh god what have i done
January 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
oh god what have i done
@blueballspod.bsky.social so is talles gonna like, play for us this year? or is this just a photo op
January 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
@blueballspod.bsky.social so is talles gonna like, play for us this year? or is this just a photo op
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We are pleased to announce the signing of Tommy McNamara!
A New York native, Tommy brings more than a decade of top-flight professional experience and a track record of production as a two-way midfielder.
Welcome to Brooklyn!
A New York native, Tommy brings more than a decade of top-flight professional experience and a track record of production as a two-way midfielder.
Welcome to Brooklyn!
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
We are pleased to announce the signing of Tommy McNamara!
A New York native, Tommy brings more than a decade of top-flight professional experience and a track record of production as a two-way midfielder.
Welcome to Brooklyn!
A New York native, Tommy brings more than a decade of top-flight professional experience and a track record of production as a two-way midfielder.
Welcome to Brooklyn!
guess i'm a @brooklynfc.bsky.social supporter now 🩵
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
guess i'm a @brooklynfc.bsky.social supporter now 🩵
content filters wince as scunthorpe take on clitheroe
GOAL! 57' — D. Whitehall scores for Scunthorpe. Scunthorpe 1–0 Clitheroe. FA Trophy
#scunthorpe #clitheroe
#scunthorpe #clitheroe
January 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
content filters wince as scunthorpe take on clitheroe
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so if you like two parties
in legislative bodies
in legislative bodies
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
so if you like two parties
in legislative bodies
in legislative bodies
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the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher
missed opportunity to temporarily change the avatar to
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
missed opportunity to temporarily change the avatar to
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(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
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i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it
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i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys
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A single line of text on the last page reads: ‘… The Aristocrats!’
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A single line of text on the last page reads: ‘… The Aristocrats!’
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do not ever let uncreative people tell you, a creative person, what you should like, love or use
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
do not ever let uncreative people tell you, a creative person, what you should like, love or use
text-based reality show
a paywalled substack chat is an interesting marketing strategy
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
text-based reality show
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sorry but if you want to be a european doing american politics fandom you have to also put up with turkey and pie debates, these are the rules
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
sorry but if you want to be a european doing american politics fandom you have to also put up with turkey and pie debates, these are the rules