Alban
al-ban.bsky.social
Alban
@al-ban.bsky.social
Centrist. Atheist. Dad.
When I was much younger I used to share posts a lot. Then, after some years, I would simply press "like".
Now, "block" is my favourite reaction. I have developed a high intolerance to bullshit.
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
How to easily make some billion$ when leading the government:
Step 1: Cause a turmoil in the markets. The stocks price falls
Step 2: Your family buys cheap stocks by the buckets
Step 3: Announce that agreements have been reached. The market stabilises again. The stock prices go up.
Step 4: your ...
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Charlie Kirk urged the release of Epstein files.

Some food for conspiracy theorists: Maybe that was the reason he got eleminated?
#charlie #kirk #epstein #trump
September 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Let's ban people from beaches.
At least, stop going into the water. It is the sharks' environment. Anyone come uninvited inside your house and start playing games? Wouldn't that make you mad?
September 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Modern Nero burning modern Rome
Trump claims the government found $31 billion after he told them to “check the tariff shelf”
August 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Heaven. The biggest lie told to poor people since the start of time.
August 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Security Council is the problem of UN. Or as I better call it, Security Cancer.
All important decisions should be taken at #UN by a super majority, 2/3 of the countries voting pro.
August 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Reposted by Alban
Sickening Israeli antisemitism!
July 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I want to write a book and call it "Life Of Tree"
August 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I scream,
You scream,
Everybody scream
because I scream.
July 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I have been saying this for years, but only now people understand it:

HR does not have your interest, but the interest of the company (CEO)
July 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The racism against Europeans in Australia Border Security is unbelievable. They cancel the visas and turn them back for saying The Sydney Bridge instead of The Harbour Bridge.
But BS seems afraid to take action against Chinese nationals.
July 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
If when you need a sleep you feel sleepy, when you need a nap is it called nappy?
July 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
In high school, discussing with the history teacher, we couldn't understand the concept of empires falling from within.
Nowadays, we are watching the USA #empire crumbling from within in, front of our eyes.
July 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Just think about it, what is more satanic-like than eating the body and drinking the blood?
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
As much as I like #Obama, I wish his #Nobel peace prize would be removed.
Never should a US president receive a Nobel peace prize.
June 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
6°C outside.
Someone driving a BMW cabriolet with the top opened 🥶
June 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Australian TVs within 5 minutes: Criticizing Trump's birthday parade, praising King Charles' birthday parade.
😒
June 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A prediction:
Trump will try to stay in office even after 4 years (if he will be physically healthy). How? Easy. He can start a war, or create some other major emergency, to justify the postponing of the elections.
June 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
King's Birthday. The stupidiest, most anachronistic holiday.

P.S: Nothing against a day off.
June 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Make Qatar Great Again
May 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You know those fact-checkers for the news? They should assign a logic-checker for the movies!
January 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Gold gold
December 30, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Trickle down economy.

Or, should we call it crumble down economy?
December 24, 2024 at 8:52 PM