Alacrity
@alacrity17.bsky.social
Father, Gamer, DM/GM, Cyclist, Hiker, BBQ lover, #actuallyautistic (he/him)
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
I am filled with lust, sin and depravity...or maybe its just gas.
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I am filled with lust, sin and depravity...or maybe its just gas.
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"A Child, a Child shivers in the cold - Let us bring him silver and gold"
Umm, How about a blanket oh mighty King? Nice handknit sweater? The gold is a great idea, your Majesty but let's think practical for a minute.
Umm, How about a blanket oh mighty King? Nice handknit sweater? The gold is a great idea, your Majesty but let's think practical for a minute.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"A Child, a Child shivers in the cold - Let us bring him silver and gold"
Umm, How about a blanket oh mighty King? Nice handknit sweater? The gold is a great idea, your Majesty but let's think practical for a minute.
Umm, How about a blanket oh mighty King? Nice handknit sweater? The gold is a great idea, your Majesty but let's think practical for a minute.
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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I have decided that I must adopt a healthier lifestyle, even if it kills me. Wait a minute....
December 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I have decided that I must adopt a healthier lifestyle, even if it kills me. Wait a minute....
Darkness came to visit me, but I showed him pictures of my family. He left saying "Dude, all this joy is too much for me".
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Darkness came to visit me, but I showed him pictures of my family. He left saying "Dude, all this joy is too much for me".
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On Christmas Eve (sometimes New Year's Eve) in many French-Canadian homes, there is the celebration of Réveillon.
Dating back centuries, what began as a dinner for nobles was adopted by families in Canada to celebrate the season.
This is the story.
🧵1/9
Dating back centuries, what began as a dinner for nobles was adopted by families in Canada to celebrate the season.
This is the story.
🧵1/9
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
On Christmas Eve (sometimes New Year's Eve) in many French-Canadian homes, there is the celebration of Réveillon.
Dating back centuries, what began as a dinner for nobles was adopted by families in Canada to celebrate the season.
This is the story.
🧵1/9
Dating back centuries, what began as a dinner for nobles was adopted by families in Canada to celebrate the season.
This is the story.
🧵1/9
🎶Starting the day,
The Canadian way,
Shoveling snow,
So our kids can go to school. 🎶
The Canadian way,
Shoveling snow,
So our kids can go to school. 🎶
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
🎶Starting the day,
The Canadian way,
Shoveling snow,
So our kids can go to school. 🎶
The Canadian way,
Shoveling snow,
So our kids can go to school. 🎶
I haven't eaten an apple in days. The doctors are closing in. My barricade won't last much longer. They're coming. Tell my family I love th
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I haven't eaten an apple in days. The doctors are closing in. My barricade won't last much longer. They're coming. Tell my family I love th
Question you don't want answered #42 - What is this powdery goo at the bottom of the bag of potato chips I just ate?
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Question you don't want answered #42 - What is this powdery goo at the bottom of the bag of potato chips I just ate?
Dashing through my inbox,
Deleting all the Spam,
All the Black Friday sales,
Oh, I don't give a damn.
Sorry. Tired. Whimsical.
Deleting all the Spam,
All the Black Friday sales,
Oh, I don't give a damn.
Sorry. Tired. Whimsical.
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dashing through my inbox,
Deleting all the Spam,
All the Black Friday sales,
Oh, I don't give a damn.
Sorry. Tired. Whimsical.
Deleting all the Spam,
All the Black Friday sales,
Oh, I don't give a damn.
Sorry. Tired. Whimsical.
"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic” - Newton’s lesser known fourth law
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic” - Newton’s lesser known fourth law
Gotta wear shades
October 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Gotta wear shades
Three laws of baby motion – A baby at rest will remain angelic until awoken. A baby in motion will remain in motion long after the parent becomes inert. For every action there is an opposite equal or greater tantrum.
October 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Three laws of baby motion – A baby at rest will remain angelic until awoken. A baby in motion will remain in motion long after the parent becomes inert. For every action there is an opposite equal or greater tantrum.
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I wonders how many years do you have to know someone before you move from "friend" to "old friend"? Is it different in other countries?
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wonders how many years do you have to know someone before you move from "friend" to "old friend"? Is it different in other countries?
With all that is going on in the world and the ugliness down beneath our borders, I need Serenity.
The ship, not the state of mind. I need the ship so I can gather a crew and tell the world I ain’t coming back.
The ship, not the state of mind. I need the ship so I can gather a crew and tell the world I ain’t coming back.
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
With all that is going on in the world and the ugliness down beneath our borders, I need Serenity.
The ship, not the state of mind. I need the ship so I can gather a crew and tell the world I ain’t coming back.
The ship, not the state of mind. I need the ship so I can gather a crew and tell the world I ain’t coming back.
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social turns 74 today. In light of his birthday I would like to remind everyone that nothing in life is impossible compared to bullseyeing womp rats in your T-16 back home.
September 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social turns 74 today. In light of his birthday I would like to remind everyone that nothing in life is impossible compared to bullseyeing womp rats in your T-16 back home.
I will make this brief because I dislike boxers.
September 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I will make this brief because I dislike boxers.
I had a series of three nightmares last night. One I was attacked by a bear, another I was run over by a madman in a car and the last I was forced to work retail again.
I am not sure which nightmare was worst.
I am not sure which nightmare was worst.
September 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I had a series of three nightmares last night. One I was attacked by a bear, another I was run over by a madman in a car and the last I was forced to work retail again.
I am not sure which nightmare was worst.
I am not sure which nightmare was worst.
If you love someone, set them free and maybe rethink the whole capturing people as a dating strategy.
September 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If you love someone, set them free and maybe rethink the whole capturing people as a dating strategy.