Alana Chapa Holmes
@alanacholmes.bsky.social
Phenomenally Latina 💃
Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly
Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly
LFG!!
Cory Booker will break the record for longest Senate floor speech at 7:19 PM EDT. Fewer than 2 hours from now. The record is held by Strom Thurmond, who was arguing for segregation. GO CORY, GO!
April 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
LFG!!
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Seriously this Bible exchange goes on even longer than I'm able to clip here.
April 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Seriously this Bible exchange goes on even longer than I'm able to clip here.
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
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Praying Corey Booker makes it to 24 hours and 19 mins, dethroning the racist Strom Thurmond’s current record filibustering the 1957 Civil Rights Act.
April 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Praying Corey Booker makes it to 24 hours and 19 mins, dethroning the racist Strom Thurmond’s current record filibustering the 1957 Civil Rights Act.
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Stares at America. Becomes even more agressively and loudly historically anabaptist.
No king but Jesus, please and thank you.
No king but Jesus, please and thank you.
a woman in a pink dress is holding a piece of paper in her hand on a stage .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is holding a piece of paper in her hand on a stage .
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Stares at America. Becomes even more agressively and loudly historically anabaptist.
No king but Jesus, please and thank you.
No king but Jesus, please and thank you.
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If I send you this, just know I’m about to be real petty towards someone who hurt you.
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If I send you this, just know I’m about to be real petty towards someone who hurt you.
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Ok so…THAT was January.
*Puts on suit of armor, goggles, and wields a rolling pin and DVD of Pride & Prejudice*
Let’s do this February.
*Puts on suit of armor, goggles, and wields a rolling pin and DVD of Pride & Prejudice*
Let’s do this February.
January 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ok so…THAT was January.
*Puts on suit of armor, goggles, and wields a rolling pin and DVD of Pride & Prejudice*
Let’s do this February.
*Puts on suit of armor, goggles, and wields a rolling pin and DVD of Pride & Prejudice*
Let’s do this February.
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Mr Rogers wisely said in times of trouble, look for the helpers. This is a powerful way to help kids be brave. For us grownups, we shouldn’t just look for the helpers. We *are* the helpers now. Go do the work.
January 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Mr Rogers wisely said in times of trouble, look for the helpers. This is a powerful way to help kids be brave. For us grownups, we shouldn’t just look for the helpers. We *are* the helpers now. Go do the work.
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Just getting cozy here and now Threads is a thing?? All I want is one place to rant about idiots, discover interesting people and laugh at ridiculous memes. Is that too much to ask? 🙄
July 8, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Just getting cozy here and now Threads is a thing?? All I want is one place to rant about idiots, discover interesting people and laugh at ridiculous memes. Is that too much to ask? 🙄
With this morning's breaking news, A Closer Look is gonna be extra 🔥! Can't wait to see what you come up with @salgentile.bsky.social!
October 19, 2023 at 2:14 PM
With this morning's breaking news, A Closer Look is gonna be extra 🔥! Can't wait to see what you come up with @salgentile.bsky.social!
Just getting cozy here and now Threads is a thing?? All I want is one place to rant about idiots, discover interesting people and laugh at ridiculous memes. Is that too much to ask? 🙄
July 8, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Just getting cozy here and now Threads is a thing?? All I want is one place to rant about idiots, discover interesting people and laugh at ridiculous memes. Is that too much to ask? 🙄
Introducing the girls to, "Back to the Future," tonight. What's the over/under of explaining outdated technology to them?
July 4, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Introducing the girls to, "Back to the Future," tonight. What's the over/under of explaining outdated technology to them?
The goodest napping buddy since 2010.
July 3, 2023 at 10:05 PM
The goodest napping buddy since 2010.
My youngest has woke up feeling sick. As I got her settled she said, "the best thing to make me feel better is watching Brooklyn 99-911."
A couple of Halloween Heist episodes later she's sleeping soundly.
A couple of Halloween Heist episodes later she's sleeping soundly.
July 3, 2023 at 4:47 AM
My youngest has woke up feeling sick. As I got her settled she said, "the best thing to make me feel better is watching Brooklyn 99-911."
A couple of Halloween Heist episodes later she's sleeping soundly.
A couple of Halloween Heist episodes later she's sleeping soundly.