alanbenzie
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9 year old Alan is vindicated at last
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
9 year old Alan is vindicated at last
They told her the gig was on Wednesday
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They told her the gig was on Wednesday
"i WAS JUST djING IN A GARDEN CENTRE, i'D GIVE IT FIVE MINUTES..."
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"i WAS JUST djING IN A GARDEN CENTRE, i'D GIVE IT FIVE MINUTES..."
No it's small, but I had counted on picking it up on Saturday. My lunch hours are rarely an hour and usually involve work
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
No it's small, but I had counted on picking it up on Saturday. My lunch hours are rarely an hour and usually involve work
To be fair, I do think Frog Chorus is kind of memorable
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 AM
To be fair, I do think Frog Chorus is kind of memorable
* bites right through keyboard*
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
* bites right through keyboard*
Or I could set one up and make my millions
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Or I could set one up and make my millions
Proposal that people have to have their most embarrassing tweets displayed on an A3 lightboard, hung around their neck on a thick rope
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Proposal that people have to have their most embarrassing tweets displayed on an A3 lightboard, hung around their neck on a thick rope
What an absolute beamer
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
What an absolute beamer
Last one is fairly recent and I'm hoping its a strong foundation for proposing a return trip to Japan in 2026 to my better half.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Last one is fairly recent and I'm hoping its a strong foundation for proposing a return trip to Japan in 2026 to my better half.
To be clear we are not on a shopping street - the audience is one large building site, one building full of engineers and architects, one Dickesian street drinker, one woman bringing her Border Terrier to poop on the grass.
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
To be clear we are not on a shopping street - the audience is one large building site, one building full of engineers and architects, one Dickesian street drinker, one woman bringing her Border Terrier to poop on the grass.
Ginger Beer
How bad Revit is as a piece of software
Japanese Convenience Store t-shirts
How bad Revit is as a piece of software
Japanese Convenience Store t-shirts
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ginger Beer
How bad Revit is as a piece of software
Japanese Convenience Store t-shirts
How bad Revit is as a piece of software
Japanese Convenience Store t-shirts
I have learned from previous similar situations that jokingly shouting "I'm buying an axe" across a crowded office will be frowned upon by some of my co-workers and HR
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I have learned from previous similar situations that jokingly shouting "I'm buying an axe" across a crowded office will be frowned upon by some of my co-workers and HR
He's playing a calypso version of 'Oh Danny Boy' and one of the Dickensian local street drinkers is singing along with gravelly enthusiasm.
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
He's playing a calypso version of 'Oh Danny Boy' and one of the Dickensian local street drinkers is singing along with gravelly enthusiasm.
The quiz had originally been compiled by his wife for a church social, it was about five years out of date.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The quiz had originally been compiled by his wife for a church social, it was about five years out of date.
This was pretty much what I was shouting across the room.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This was pretty much what I was shouting across the room.
Did a quiz last year where in the celebrity photo round the quizmaster insisted that a headshot of Emily Sande was Adele. He didn't actually know what Adele looked like and when we showed him pictures of Adele it was clear he had assumed she was black.
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Did a quiz last year where in the celebrity photo round the quizmaster insisted that a headshot of Emily Sande was Adele. He didn't actually know what Adele looked like and when we showed him pictures of Adele it was clear he had assumed she was black.