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Self promotion post. My old band have started putting tracks we made many years ago online and you might like them. this was recorded in Glasgow tenement 30 years ago, although I don't think it sounds like it
researchmusic.bandcamp.com/album/rise-s...
Rise Sessions, by Re:Search
4 track album
researchmusic.bandcamp.com
I’m old enough to remember when this kind of racist shit would end a politician’s career, even a Tory. Now it’ll get you a leadership nomination.
A Conservative MP tipped as a future party leader has been condemned for saying large numbers of legally settled families must be deported, in order to ensure the UK is mostly “culturally coherent”.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Tory MP criticised after demanding legally settled families be deported
Katie Lam said move would make UK ‘culturally coherent’ and that a large number of people ‘need to go home’
www.theguardian.com
Weren’t they all at it? Before they got to murdering each other?
Oh man, I thought Nicola had put the church burning behind her.
Most people’s shoes
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
How come no one outside of the US had seen a picture of an opossum until about three years ago? I suspect they are entirely cgi.
The people I have met who have the highest regard for their own intelligence are those who have done a philosophy post- grad. They make surgeons, lawyers and architects look humble.
“Bat survey says yes”
“The topo was wrong”
“”Previously unidentified sewer route”
“Edit roof in Revit”
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.
Surely it *is* ‘Grem’ if one is posh enough?
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
*Steve Norman cries quietly at his desk*
A body?No-one mentioned a body Steven, I mean, the very , I mean, the AUDACITY, I, there's no bo.. I mean he's not even dead, er, who? No-one, no one's body.

Nope.
You have a wide and diverse group of people you interact with who might deserve to be murdered and have their body dumped in the woods
* quickly checks REDACTED's timeline*
Nicola just needs to move this heavy and wet rolled up carpet covered in polythene and gaffa-tape.
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Not being on that place is a gentle relief
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Reform invited Lucy Connolly – who was jailed for inciting violence in a post calling for asylum hotels to be burned down – to be a main stage speaker at their party conference *just last month*.
Harry Cole here, suggesting that because someone in Utah shot Charlie Kirk 3 weeks ago, Keir Starmer shouldn’t be nasty about Nigel Farage in the U.K.
Are you on fucking glue?
Fucking hell.
Trump: "The ones that are run by radical left Democrats -- what they've done to San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles. They're very unsafe places & we're gonna straighten them out one by one. This is gonna be a major part for some people in this room. That's a war too. It's war from within"
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Crime 1: handy predator
Crime 2: not being able to clap in time when singing backing vocals for LCD Soundystem on their concert film
Crime 3: Arcade Fire's entire output
Crime 4: entire wardrobe and haircut
Maybe I spend too much time in Cafe Oto?

No, it's the kids that are wrong.