Pusheen Gun Kelly
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Pusheen Gun Kelly
@howboutdemoshon.bsky.social
Cold like Minnesota
Hotter than a fever
At this point i don't even want to finish this master's degree, it's going to be nearly impossible to get a job with it in the short term

But it'll make moving to europe a possibility and i'm continuing to stack contingency plans
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
🎵one of these things is not like the others🎵

🎵one of these things is not just another one of your plays🎵

🎵you're the pretender🎵

🎵what if i say i will never surrender🎵
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Basically saying "if you do crime for me, I won't only pardon you--I'll give you millions of dollars of public money." Truly unprecedented level of corruption

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Michael Flynn, DOJ in Settlement Talks Over $50 Million Claim
The Justice Department has been discussing settlements with two former officials from Donald Trump’s first term who — like the president — claim they’re owed major payouts from the US government as vi...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ferry for work again. Might not make it home tonight.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Has anyone trained an llm to convert emails to epstein speak yet
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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More than anything else, powerful men - like the ones who run the NYT - believe in the legitimacy of power itself. Because if it isn’t legitimate, they have to start asking hard questions about the world and themselves.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Can't believe there's a mattress company called Saatva and they didn't go with the name Bedhisaatva instead
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
March 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
They keep fucking changing outlook because the power users are the ones who decide which email program to pay for and the rest of us just have to suffer through it
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The crazy thing about paying $800/mo for health insurance is that it actually costs way more than that and my employer is covering most of it.

How do we frame universal healthcare as a pro-business move? They would save billions.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Buddy I have turned down sex without even realizing it
Can you tell when a person is crushing on you?
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yeah, something like that.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I do think this is a point of radicalization because a lot of angry, angry normal people were ready to dig in and suffer a lot in order to make fascists suffer a little, and their resolution was sold out and made into a mockery
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I love needing a referral for mental health services because every time they're like "yeah you have problems but it seems like you're coping well enough so we don't think you need any help" and it would be cool to not be a pile of coping strategies in a trenchcoat
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I am getting the good insurance next year and investing in fixing my body as much as I can because this may be my last opportunity. I'll have to work even more hours to make it happen so who knows if it will even be a net gain.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM