Al & Val 's Modern Homesteading Life
@alandvalonline.bsky.social
We're building our own Modern Homestead, learning as we go. We're Alan and Valantine, an older couple exploring modern homesteading and self-sufficiency. We began our journey in upstate New York back in June of 2022 https://www.youtube.com/@alvalonline
He's starting to look like a cartoon of himself. I've seen that face somewhere before... I know it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
He's starting to look like a cartoon of himself. I've seen that face somewhere before... I know it.
You can still BE a Venetian Patrician! KEWL! Sign me up!
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You can still BE a Venetian Patrician! KEWL! Sign me up!
The Fog of lies. Fog of arty. No fog of war.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The Fog of lies. Fog of arty. No fog of war.
Let's pray the same fate awaits modern war criminal types as well.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Let's pray the same fate awaits modern war criminal types as well.
Im guessing that more than a few men have had to do the same.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Im guessing that more than a few men have had to do the same.
Liars NEVER EVER actually answer the questions put to them. At least we know she's SCARED of doing so. Because she KNOWS she's in yuge trouble when this ends. SOON.
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Liars NEVER EVER actually answer the questions put to them. At least we know she's SCARED of doing so. Because she KNOWS she's in yuge trouble when this ends. SOON.
I'm sure it was his dick head. Since, you know, that's what he IS.
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm sure it was his dick head. Since, you know, that's what he IS.
Little Dozing Donny
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Little Dozing Donny
If you didn't appear in the new KFC commercial as Col. Sanders, you SHOULD HAVE...
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you didn't appear in the new KFC commercial as Col. Sanders, you SHOULD HAVE...
If he "doesn't understand", then he's the ONLY ONE who doesn't.
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If he "doesn't understand", then he's the ONLY ONE who doesn't.
Unfortunately, individual self-interest will keep those CEOs in lots and lots of your cash.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Unfortunately, individual self-interest will keep those CEOs in lots and lots of your cash.
It's just vids clients made of her OnlyFans account.
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It's just vids clients made of her OnlyFans account.
Years later, it would become known as "The Pope's Toothpick" from a comment by a fellow passenger looking at all of the teeth on the floor that the fellow was busy picking up.
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Years later, it would become known as "The Pope's Toothpick" from a comment by a fellow passenger looking at all of the teeth on the floor that the fellow was busy picking up.
Somewhere in a dark interior board room, I see a bunch of Lowes board members laughing and high-fiving while they discuss what their next move will be...
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Somewhere in a dark interior board room, I see a bunch of Lowes board members laughing and high-fiving while they discuss what their next move will be...
Trump is the most impotent person in history. He knows he's weak, he knows he's useless, and he lashes out the only way a 3 year old can. "You're a Poo Poo Butt!"
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Trump is the most impotent person in history. He knows he's weak, he knows he's useless, and he lashes out the only way a 3 year old can. "You're a Poo Poo Butt!"
Can we send you watches to wear for an extra fee? I've got this Timex... ooohh ooohhh, oohhh .... oh man. Sorry about that.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Can we send you watches to wear for an extra fee? I've got this Timex... ooohh ooohhh, oohhh .... oh man. Sorry about that.
EVERYTHING Is in the Buy Bull somewhere. If it ain't it shoulda been.
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
EVERYTHING Is in the Buy Bull somewhere. If it ain't it shoulda been.
Side effects include, but are not limited to; ball shrinkage or ball rot, public whining, psychosis, naming first born male "Adolph", temper tantrums, sociopathic behavior, inability to tell the truth, hypocrisy, worship of golden calves, horrid body odors, incontinence, delusions, and more.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Side effects include, but are not limited to; ball shrinkage or ball rot, public whining, psychosis, naming first born male "Adolph", temper tantrums, sociopathic behavior, inability to tell the truth, hypocrisy, worship of golden calves, horrid body odors, incontinence, delusions, and more.
Will definately avoid that game then.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Will definately avoid that game then.
That thing needs to be crushed, chopped and cubed before being melted down. As do all such symbols of greed rot.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That thing needs to be crushed, chopped and cubed before being melted down. As do all such symbols of greed rot.
Then the White House wouldn't be a "palace". A King needs a Palace. He's always been awed by men with Palaces. He equates that with success, something he'd never had the pleasure of experiencing himself.
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Then the White House wouldn't be a "palace". A King needs a Palace. He's always been awed by men with Palaces. He equates that with success, something he'd never had the pleasure of experiencing himself.
LIE. Not "fabrication". Don't tone it down. Everything that comes from the top to bottom of this ass-clown regime is a lie.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
LIE. Not "fabrication". Don't tone it down. Everything that comes from the top to bottom of this ass-clown regime is a lie.
The new Lincoln bathroom is going to be the last place anyone wants to be near for the next few days. I wonder if solid gold peels?
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The new Lincoln bathroom is going to be the last place anyone wants to be near for the next few days. I wonder if solid gold peels?
He should buy some knee pads then.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
He should buy some knee pads then.
This doesn't describe an "economy" at all. What it DOES describe is indentured servitude.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This doesn't describe an "economy" at all. What it DOES describe is indentured servitude.