Alan Joveshoe
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Alan Joveshoe
@alanjoveshoe.bsky.social
Twitter refugee
Avatar was a perfectly smooth sphere of a movie. Just nothing for my brain to latch on to. Saw it in the theater and remember nothing except there were blue aliens. Not one line, good or bad. Not plot details. Not the score. Just nothing there to engage with.
i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Mulder, trying to crack a government conspiracy, gets his hands on an email:

"From: POTUS
Subject: We r doing. cr imes with aliens,,,"
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Incredible scenes outside the harbor freight today, where a tesla was parked on the sidewalk right in front of the door with police cones around it and the driver explaining to the cops that it drove there itself and it won't let him move it.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Dogs should not wear clothing unless needed for safety.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Much to the consternation of my fellow passengers, I purchase Legos from the airport vending machine and build an entire 7000 piece star wars AT-AT in the aisle of my flight.
August 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I have never before had occasion to wonder if any of the local places have been around long enough that me and the pope went to the same bars in college.
May 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Oh good, my phone started giving me wrong AI summaries of emails all by itself.
March 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I feel like we are at a very weird point, where people like my parents, who would be conservatives by any other measure, are "woke" because they think trans people shouldn't be persecuted and Palestinians are human.
if you’ve ever been at the hands of or witnessed transphobic harassment online, reply with a screenshot of that here. i will take as many as i can get

i’ll be using them for something outlining how we trans people have become the current scapegoat being regulated against
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I really want to know how the car dealership where I bought a $12k used car decided to put me on this mailing list.
January 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The curse of social media is that a lot of smart, interesting people on any particular topic who i want to follow are absolutely insufferable about everything outside of their area of expertise.
December 7, 2024 at 6:51 AM