Alan.Steve
@alansteve.bsky.social
Roller derby
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he/him
Movies
Video games
he/him
Mandelson saving the Labour Party and growing up in it.
February 7, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Mandelson saving the Labour Party and growing up in it.
He's just a little birthday boy.
February 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
He's just a little birthday boy.
"Is it safe?"
Fucking hell she actually says that.
Fucking hell she actually says that.
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 AM
"Is it safe?"
Fucking hell she actually says that.
Fucking hell she actually says that.
So why is Wes an MP?
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
So why is Wes an MP?
We're seeing u-turns at speeds never before imagined.
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 AM
We're seeing u-turns at speeds never before imagined.
"He’s always struck me as a kind, thoughtful, curious, and humane person."
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
"He’s always struck me as a kind, thoughtful, curious, and humane person."
"No luck catching them tech guys then?"
"It's just the three big tech guys, actually."
"It's just the three big tech guys, actually."
January 31, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"No luck catching them tech guys then?"
"It's just the three big tech guys, actually."
"It's just the three big tech guys, actually."
Only a matter of time before they bring in this.
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Only a matter of time before they bring in this.
Do you want to get Wes Streeting?
Because that's how you get Wes Streeting.
Because that's how you get Wes Streeting.
January 29, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Do you want to get Wes Streeting?
Because that's how you get Wes Streeting.
Because that's how you get Wes Streeting.
Matt Goodwin and the outrageous opinions he expresses to a deadline for money.
January 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Matt Goodwin and the outrageous opinions he expresses to a deadline for money.
I never would have guessed 🙄
January 27, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I never would have guessed 🙄
Bear Grylls reverting to type when the apocalypse hits.
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Bear Grylls reverting to type when the apocalypse hits.
Shania clearly never met Hans.
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Shania clearly never met Hans.
The sadness in his eyes.
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The sadness in his eyes.
"I'm sure he meant to say 'piece of ass'."
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
"I'm sure he meant to say 'piece of ass'."
Had to check who is the current Environment Secretary, forgot to add '-ai' to the search, and got this from a Google search.
AI is the future.
AI is the future.
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Had to check who is the current Environment Secretary, forgot to add '-ai' to the search, and got this from a Google search.
AI is the future.
AI is the future.
"John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes!"
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes!"