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Resting cunt face.
January 24, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Bear Grylls reverting to type when the apocalypse hits.
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Am guessing Grylls misses the part of his life where he could just kill with impunity, and an apocalypse would allow him to go back.
January 24, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Grab them by the penguin, is it?
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Should be Chris Barrie sitting there, I'd actually watch that.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9tGO...
Rimmer and Cat Inquisition | Red Dwarf | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios
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January 24, 2026 at 12:29 PM
"Nuh uh, we did too engage in war crimes, you take that back!"
January 24, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Fucking hell, was this guy the inspiration for the Ghost Tour sketch?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DAN0...
'Ghost Tour' Full Sketch | I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season 2
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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January 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It's a neat little film, well worth a watch!
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 PM
“For quality of life, it’s better to err on the side of being an optimist who is wrong, than a pessimist who is right.”
a man with a beard wearing a hat and tie stands on a boat
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat and tie stands on a boat
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January 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Loved Sinners but agree the battle scene is muddled.
I always think of a fight scene in a film called Bastille Day (The Take), half a dozen people fighting inside a van and at all times it is possible to follow the flow of the fight and where people and objects are.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fDfo...
THE TAKE - Van Fight - Film Clip
YouTube video by StudiocanalUK
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January 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Shania clearly never met Hans.
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The sadness in his eyes.
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM