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jesus (Jee-zus) - 24 - he/him. 🔞 minors do not interact.
i curl my tail inwards, inwards.
https://www.youtube.com/@lauraderninjurassicpark
i curl my tail inwards, inwards.
https://www.youtube.com/@lauraderninjurassicpark
bluesky I genuinely could not give less of a shit about this x
January 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
bluesky I genuinely could not give less of a shit about this x
empire is my favorite of the original trilogy for obvious reasons.
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
empire is my favorite of the original trilogy for obvious reasons.
could a depressed person make this. could a depressed person devote 35+ hours of his time to make this.
January 25, 2026 at 6:22 AM
could a depressed person make this. could a depressed person devote 35+ hours of his time to make this.
bruce willis's outfits and overall performance did a number on me growing up. seriously, what is stopping every sci-fi/action hero star from wearing outfits like this.
January 24, 2026 at 6:40 AM
bruce willis's outfits and overall performance did a number on me growing up. seriously, what is stopping every sci-fi/action hero star from wearing outfits like this.
the cat from "the fifth element"
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 AM
the cat from "the fifth element"
this is going on the fridge
January 22, 2026 at 8:50 PM
this is going on the fridge
he's got the bigby wolf hair for this one shot and it makes me feel Insane.
January 20, 2026 at 8:42 PM
he's got the bigby wolf hair for this one shot and it makes me feel Insane.
I remember not loving the post-season 5 episodes because of the change from vancouver to l.a, but I forgot how much mulder's haircut detracts from my enjoyment as well. where's his fluffy whimsy...
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I remember not loving the post-season 5 episodes because of the change from vancouver to l.a, but I forgot how much mulder's haircut detracts from my enjoyment as well. where's his fluffy whimsy...
people when they see me
January 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
people when they see me
obsessed with this cunty little walk skinner does
January 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
obsessed with this cunty little walk skinner does
getting marginally better after switching to my left hand x
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
getting marginally better after switching to my left hand x
winter is worth it just for stuff like this
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
winter is worth it just for stuff like this
andor rewatch going great
January 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
andor rewatch going great
needing him badly right now
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
needing him badly right now
closing out this Profoundly shite year with an old (but well preserved!) joint. here are two of my favorite selfies. the decision to dress up as catboy jerma will haunt every future halloween, as I will have to wear cat ears with every costume to justify the money I spent on them. happy 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
closing out this Profoundly shite year with an old (but well preserved!) joint. here are two of my favorite selfies. the decision to dress up as catboy jerma will haunt every future halloween, as I will have to wear cat ears with every costume to justify the money I spent on them. happy 2026.
you have got to be kidding me.
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
you have got to be kidding me.
she's not even as tall as a box of cereal 😭
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
she's not even as tall as a box of cereal 😭
if I won lotto there would be signs
December 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
if I won lotto there would be signs
it went over quite nicely !
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it went over quite nicely !
merry christmas from my gay family to yours
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
merry christmas from my gay family to yours