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jesus (Jee-zus) - 24 - he/him. 🔞 minors do not interact.
i curl my tail inwards, inwards.
https://www.youtube.com/@lauraderninjurassicpark
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ꜱ.ᴛ.ᴀ.ʀ.ꜱ @alanwakecumsock.bsky.social · 12d
closing out this Profoundly shite year with an old (but well preserved!) joint. here are two of my favorite selfies. the decision to dress up as catboy jerma will haunt every future halloween, as I will have to wear cat ears with every costume to justify the money I spent on them. happy 2026.
jesus dressed as catboy (?) thomas zane. he is wearing a black suit jacket over a bare torso. a black necklace with a ring attached dangles from his neck. tragically, he is afflicted with the "white man smile" disease that makes him look like he's about to eat someone whenever he tries to genuinely smile! jesus dressed as catboy harry db. wearing a mesh tank top, horrific necktie, blue jeans, fingerless exercise gloves, and cat ears. he is doing his best "expression" face, which happens to be his genuine, day-to-day smile. which was a harrowing discovery.
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Uni brings us so much comfort
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 PM
alanwakecumsock.bsky.social
late night weed makes me so lovey dovey. i physically become björk's all is full of love. this post is a public kiss on the forehwad or other expression of affection that fits your comfort zone.
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 AM
alanwakecumsock.bsky.social
getting marginally better after switching to my left hand x
jesus karaoke score for Baka Mitai. high score 840 KARAOKE KING, with 94 great!'s and 12 BAD's. kiryu sat at a bench in a karaoke room, hands about to clap to the beat of a song.
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
alanwakecumsock.bsky.social
jesus performs worst karaoke in yakuza, asked to leave kamurocho.
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Owl Uni?
A black-and-white cat with wide yellow eyes sitting on a wooden ledge, looking directly at the camera with ears flattened to the sides
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
alanwakecumsock.bsky.social
GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER RHEA SEEHORN!!!!!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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squeakitties.bsky.social
content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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carbunny.bsky.social
Heheh get kissed idiot
January 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
alanwakecumsock.bsky.social
winter is worth it just for stuff like this
photo at dusk. the distant sunset emits a warm glow over the horizon as dark periwinkle storm clouds cover the sky.
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
alanwakecumsock.bsky.social
"tell him, I love him more than anything he could ever do wrong" once again reducing me to tears
January 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Are you staying warm?
A black and white cat wearing a fluffy scarf sits on the floor, looking up with calm eyes.
January 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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nyazsche.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
lookalikes 👁️👁️
a stylized 3d render (in the style of kenne gregoire) of my cat meche and a great horned owl.
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
again
jesawyer.bsky.social Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · Oct 19
When you go to protests you’re going to encounter some corny and cringe people you’re not fully aligned with in various ways and I think that’s OK and not something to get Yosemite Sam mad about.
jessehawken.bsky.social Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · Oct 19
seeing some centrists complaining about "internet leftists" and inferring that "winemoms" outnumbered them at the rallies today, can you stop making this all about you man? The people, united, etc
January 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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jukeboxcomix.bsky.social
Fetishize inconvenience
January 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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tttlllrrr.bsky.social
I have updated the Gloomwood OST official WIP playlist on soundcloud!

6 new tracks in the High Town update, the most of any so far!

Also, added 1 secret track from a while back that folks mostly seem to know about now. The scary door...

Enjoy, doctors!

soundcloud.com/taylorsheche...
Gloomwood OST (Official, WIP)
>>> http://thiefwithguns.com More Gloomwood OST coming... soon ™ I am the composer for Gloomwood, this is the official (work in progress) OST during early access. Gloomwood's soundtrack will be relea
soundcloud.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Yoru and Aoba are surprised, but Uni stays composed… the strongest, as always
Three cats sitting on a sofa. Yoru and Aoba look surprised and wide-eyed, while Uni sits calmly, unfazed by whatever is happening
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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tuta.com
Gmail welcoming the Gemini era?

That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...
Screenshot of Gmail tweet saying: Welcome to the Gemini era, reposting a Google tweet that explains the latest update on Gemini.
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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mercurycdx.bsky.social
Look every time Tim Sweeney says some shit just remember he did this for the end credits of Gears of War and it is consistent with his shit ass opinions and behavior and history in general

Also just realized he is using the same picture for his Twitter profile pic lol
From the Gears of War credits. Preston Thorne: "Thanks to my wife Shannon and my kids Brenden, Kiera, and Kendra. I love you!" Tim Sweeney: "It is easier to change the world than to adapt to it." Mark Rein: "To Tara, Carly, Cassidy and Carson--thanks for your love and support! Thanks to our great partners at Microsoft!"
January 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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pcperini.com
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.

Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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gkids.com
GODZILLA MINUS ZERO from Takashi Yamazaki

Coming to North American theatres November 6, 2026
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January 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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spavel.bsky.social
Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve

Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
January 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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freesiavacadoo.bsky.social
old aerith low poly
January 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
alanwakecumsock.bsky.social
the little smile cassian has when maarva mentions aldhani and people standing up still gets me so bad. this & the smile that mon has when vel shoots down perrin's "bachelor" comment. ugh. ugh! media makes me insane!
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Aww sooo cute!!! Thank you so much! 😭💕
January 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM