Warren Protein
@alanwhickers.bsky.social
From the land of pleasant living. Fix your hearts or die. COYS
What an evil little herb!
January 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
What an evil little herb!
This is a current player? This isn’t from 2012? Jesus Christ!
January 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
This is a current player? This isn’t from 2012? Jesus Christ!
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I pulled up next to one at 10:17am yesterday an snapped a photo. By 10:27 the agents I photographed were in front of my house, along with another vehicle that met them there. It's a 10 minute drive from where I took the photo to my house - so they got the data *instantly*
bsky.app/profile/mitc...
bsky.app/profile/mitc...
Guys I think they're instantly getting DVS data.
Pulled up next to this guy on central going south in Columbia heights, followed him, they turned around, got on 694, crossed the river, and went straight to my house in Brooklyn center.
Pulled up next to this guy on central going south in Columbia heights, followed him, they turned around, got on 694, crossed the river, and went straight to my house in Brooklyn center.
January 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I pulled up next to one at 10:17am yesterday an snapped a photo. By 10:27 the agents I photographed were in front of my house, along with another vehicle that met them there. It's a 10 minute drive from where I took the photo to my house - so they got the data *instantly*
bsky.app/profile/mitc...
bsky.app/profile/mitc...
Yep hold up I found this. The dogs have been called off bsky.app/profile/hulc...
I mean they're fine actually, bagels are fine, I will still eat very mediocre bagels
but the bagel snobbery is the funniest thing to me like they're just dense breadular toroids y'all settle down
but the bagel snobbery is the funniest thing to me like they're just dense breadular toroids y'all settle down
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yep hold up I found this. The dogs have been called off bsky.app/profile/hulc...
Tilda I usually find your takes measured and largely correct. Hard to believe you could get this so wrong
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Tilda I usually find your takes measured and largely correct. Hard to believe you could get this so wrong
The adherence to this principle is frankly inspiring
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The adherence to this principle is frankly inspiring
The worst part of these things is the crippling caffeine withdrawal symptoms
January 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The worst part of these things is the crippling caffeine withdrawal symptoms
It wasn’t the right time for Claire Denis, as it turns out
January 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
It wasn’t the right time for Claire Denis, as it turns out
Time to guilt-free watch something incredibly weird on Metrograph
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Time to guilt-free watch something incredibly weird on Metrograph