Craig Almond
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Craig Almond
@alarmingcod.co.uk
Some data stuff, some daft stuff, some walking stuff.

Not necessarily in that order.

AD- Hey look a squirrel...
UK Archers Fans?

Well you can fuck that shit sky high for starters.
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Should've linked to this
February 5, 2026 at 10:01 AM
No, sorry.

After 15 minutes of fly throughs on Google Earth, I think Aisgill is the likelier location.

Warcop Fells are similarly shaped but too far from the railway line.

Looks more like the Gregory Chapel, High Seat, High Pike Hill/ Mallerstang Edge group
February 3, 2026 at 7:23 AM
He's still out there, he's still racing the red lantern.

C'mon Juan!

#SpineRace
January 17, 2026 at 5:48 AM
C'mon, Juan and Kev, you got this.
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Yeah, it's exciting that Eugeni is motoring through the Northumbrian forests. But my full sympathies are for these guys racing the red lantern all the way back at the halfway point.

#SpineRace
#Dotwatching
January 14, 2026 at 11:31 AM
And away....

#spinerace
January 11, 2026 at 8:03 AM
He's just after a little more lebensraum, is all.
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Bollocks...
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Merry Xmas everyone.

May all your bottoms stay dry.
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
December 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
#DrWho pilgrimage
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What?

Like a fat drunk?
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Where am I?
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Today I shall mostly be... pressure cooking Xmas puddings
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
C'mon RTD!

Write this episode!
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Exploring the rainforests of Borrowdale.

I'm lichen it.
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Went out for a walk.

Found a brewery.

So there's a win.
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Do we know her view on pens yet?
October 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Planes over Estonia, drones over Denmark

Perhap's Kenny was right all along?
September 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dead-eyed fucker wouldn't know soul if it came up and bit him on the arse.
September 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ffs, frog-face hates cake toppings as well.
September 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Today I have mostly spent the morning brining my excess plums...

#FurtherAdventuresInLactoFermentation
August 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I think this is mine
August 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM