Craig Almond
@alarmingcod.co.uk
Some data stuff, some daft stuff, some walking stuff.
Not necessarily in that order.
AD- Hey look a squirrel...
Not necessarily in that order.
AD- Hey look a squirrel...
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
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The thing about Casablanca being the greatest film of all time is people don't believe you and then they watch it
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
February 15, 2026 at 12:26 PM
The thing about Casablanca being the greatest film of all time is people don't believe you and then they watch it
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"Have you taken your break?" #smallprophets
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"Have you taken your break?" #smallprophets
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February 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
This, I feel, is the only truly sane reaction to the Barkley Marathons.
Thank heavens the runners don't feel the same way.
Thank heavens the runners don't feel the same way.
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This, I feel, is the only truly sane reaction to the Barkley Marathons.
Thank heavens the runners don't feel the same way.
Thank heavens the runners don't feel the same way.
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February 15, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Oooooft!
We have had our first loop 2 runner drop out of the race. 11 runners remain on loop 2; 7 runners are still on loop 1 (well over the time limit). #BM100
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Oooooft!
Love how the #SpineRace feed
bsky.app/profile/dani...
Has quietly morphed into a #BM100 feed for the weekend
bsky.app/profile/dani...
Has quietly morphed into a #BM100 feed for the weekend
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Love how the #SpineRace feed
bsky.app/profile/dani...
Has quietly morphed into a #BM100 feed for the weekend
bsky.app/profile/dani...
Has quietly morphed into a #BM100 feed for the weekend
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Roses are red
A penguin can’t fly
£80 Valentine’s Day set menu?
A penguin can’t fly
£80 Valentine’s Day set menu?
February 14, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Roses are red
A penguin can’t fly
£80 Valentine’s Day set menu?
A penguin can’t fly
£80 Valentine’s Day set menu?
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The popularity of football is 99% down to the fact that it gives dull men something to talk to each other about.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 AM
The popularity of football is 99% down to the fact that it gives dull men something to talk to each other about.
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Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
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Yeah, add anything you like, it's just a watery risotto innit?
The Spanish are wrong, chorizo improves a paella.
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Yeah, add anything you like, it's just a watery risotto innit?
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I am beyond angry at the way trans children are being systematically persecuted.
The full power, violence and force of our state is smashing down onto them, making their life impossible.
The full power, violence and force of our state is smashing down onto them, making their life impossible.
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I am beyond angry at the way trans children are being systematically persecuted.
The full power, violence and force of our state is smashing down onto them, making their life impossible.
The full power, violence and force of our state is smashing down onto them, making their life impossible.
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ADHD hack: to avoid task paralysis, try making a daily list of things to do, assigning a time estimate for each to reduce overwhelm
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
ADHD hack: to avoid task paralysis, try making a daily list of things to do, assigning a time estimate for each to reduce overwhelm
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My doomer-worry about AI is not that the LLMs become omnipotent and take over the world but that the wealthy and powerful use it as a means to consolidate power and marginalize or lay off skilled workers and also everything about our technological and political and social life gets worse
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
My doomer-worry about AI is not that the LLMs become omnipotent and take over the world but that the wealthy and powerful use it as a means to consolidate power and marginalize or lay off skilled workers and also everything about our technological and political and social life gets worse
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Remember, you’re fucking cool💟☮️
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Remember, you’re fucking cool💟☮️
Well, I'd no idea All Cairns existed up to yesterday.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
But I can't help thinking that the last royal marine commando/ party leader combo was Paddy Ashdowm.
Who took the lib dems straight to a commanding third place.
Here endeth the incisive political comment.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
But I can't help thinking that the last royal marine commando/ party leader combo was Paddy Ashdowm.
Who took the lib dems straight to a commanding third place.
Here endeth the incisive political comment.
Alistair Carns: Labour’s ex-marine who ‘would be a nightmare’ for the Tories
Amid leadership speculation, former commando has been quietly talked about as a possible future contender
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Well, I'd no idea All Cairns existed up to yesterday.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
But I can't help thinking that the last royal marine commando/ party leader combo was Paddy Ashdowm.
Who took the lib dems straight to a commanding third place.
Here endeth the incisive political comment.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
But I can't help thinking that the last royal marine commando/ party leader combo was Paddy Ashdowm.
Who took the lib dems straight to a commanding third place.
Here endeth the incisive political comment.
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Going to start following people based on "pineapple on pizza" preference.
Yes to pineapple: follow
No to pineapple: blocked and reported
Yes to pineapple: follow
No to pineapple: blocked and reported
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Going to start following people based on "pineapple on pizza" preference.
Yes to pineapple: follow
No to pineapple: blocked and reported
Yes to pineapple: follow
No to pineapple: blocked and reported
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THE YORKSHIREMAN PREPARES FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
Seh summat.
Just seh summat.
Dunt
Sit
On’t
Flowers.
Seh
Summat. Dunt
Stand theer
Sackless.
Seh summat.
Just seh summat.
Dunt
Sit
On’t
Flowers.
Seh
Summat. Dunt
Stand theer
Sackless.
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
THE YORKSHIREMAN PREPARES FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
Seh summat.
Just seh summat.
Dunt
Sit
On’t
Flowers.
Seh
Summat. Dunt
Stand theer
Sackless.
Seh summat.
Just seh summat.
Dunt
Sit
On’t
Flowers.
Seh
Summat. Dunt
Stand theer
Sackless.
"Wurst Yorkshire Pudding"
I'm giving up for the day, just gonna let that live in my head rent-free.
I'm giving up for the day, just gonna let that live in my head rent-free.
Trying Toad in the hole again with the Germans I live with. But have rebranded it as wurst Yorkshire pudding.
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
"Wurst Yorkshire Pudding"
I'm giving up for the day, just gonna let that live in my head rent-free.
I'm giving up for the day, just gonna let that live in my head rent-free.
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People hitting their thirties and complaining on socials how this & that hurt now need to get a fucking grip. Your thirties are a wellspring of energy and renewal. They're going to be unbearable hitting their 50s.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
People hitting their thirties and complaining on socials how this & that hurt now need to get a fucking grip. Your thirties are a wellspring of energy and renewal. They're going to be unbearable hitting their 50s.