YeahCheersMate
@yeahcheersmate.bsky.social
Digital pearls before online swine
How many sleeps is it till someone posts the video of the Scottish kid singing Jingle Bells?
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How many sleeps is it till someone posts the video of the Scottish kid singing Jingle Bells?
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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Aw reet!
As it’s #LancashireDay I’m going to give away a Northern Sky A4 unframed print. Inspired by my hometown of Blackburn and Nick Drake.
Repost and follow me to enter.
I’ll pick a winner after 9pm (27 Nov)
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page...
As it’s #LancashireDay I’m going to give away a Northern Sky A4 unframed print. Inspired by my hometown of Blackburn and Nick Drake.
Repost and follow me to enter.
I’ll pick a winner after 9pm (27 Nov)
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page...
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Aw reet!
As it’s #LancashireDay I’m going to give away a Northern Sky A4 unframed print. Inspired by my hometown of Blackburn and Nick Drake.
Repost and follow me to enter.
I’ll pick a winner after 9pm (27 Nov)
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page...
As it’s #LancashireDay I’m going to give away a Northern Sky A4 unframed print. Inspired by my hometown of Blackburn and Nick Drake.
Repost and follow me to enter.
I’ll pick a winner after 9pm (27 Nov)
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page...
Turning up to the Variety editorial meeting to suggest listing the 100 best comedy movies
a man in a red shirt is saying you guys wanna start a fight
Alt: a man in a red shirt is saying you guys wanna start a fight
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Turning up to the Variety editorial meeting to suggest listing the 100 best comedy movies
Nearly secret Santa season again, so time for my top tip.
If you plan to add in a scratch card, what happens if it wins? Would you get a cut? Would you want/expect one? Cue awkwardness, resentment, fallouts.
Get a lotto lucky dip & buy a ticket on the same numbers. You both win/lose, no politics.
If you plan to add in a scratch card, what happens if it wins? Would you get a cut? Would you want/expect one? Cue awkwardness, resentment, fallouts.
Get a lotto lucky dip & buy a ticket on the same numbers. You both win/lose, no politics.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Nearly secret Santa season again, so time for my top tip.
If you plan to add in a scratch card, what happens if it wins? Would you get a cut? Would you want/expect one? Cue awkwardness, resentment, fallouts.
Get a lotto lucky dip & buy a ticket on the same numbers. You both win/lose, no politics.
If you plan to add in a scratch card, what happens if it wins? Would you get a cut? Would you want/expect one? Cue awkwardness, resentment, fallouts.
Get a lotto lucky dip & buy a ticket on the same numbers. You both win/lose, no politics.
Shaolin Soccer (2001) dir Stephen Chow
I don’t like sharing his stuff or AI slop but honestly, the physics in this video has to be seen to be believed
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Shaolin Soccer (2001) dir Stephen Chow
Fuuuucking hell.
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Fuuuucking hell.
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Remember that time Deutsche Bank testified against Trump in a real estate fraud trial?
Also did you know JP Morgan’s Dimon is being mooted as a potential leader to go against Trump in the future & a committed democrat.
Don’t now why I thought of this now.
Also did you know JP Morgan’s Dimon is being mooted as a potential leader to go against Trump in the future & a committed democrat.
Don’t now why I thought of this now.
The House Oversight Committee has subpoenaed J.P. Morgan and Deutsche Bank for Jeffrey Epstein's financial records. tinyurl.com/mtdt5ny8
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Remember that time Deutsche Bank testified against Trump in a real estate fraud trial?
Also did you know JP Morgan’s Dimon is being mooted as a potential leader to go against Trump in the future & a committed democrat.
Don’t now why I thought of this now.
Also did you know JP Morgan’s Dimon is being mooted as a potential leader to go against Trump in the future & a committed democrat.
Don’t now why I thought of this now.
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
Donkey!
Did you catch John C. Reilly on @laurenlaverne.bsky.social this morn?👀
Chatting about his Walthamstow show*
Luckily for you we've got the link😉
*which starts TODAY btw
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
Chatting about his Walthamstow show*
Luckily for you we've got the link😉
*which starts TODAY btw
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Donkey!
Thinking about this again today
In the last election I felt uneasy about tactically voting Lib Dem in order to get rid of our local Tory. I did it, and it worked, but it didn’t feel great at the time.
It’s now a small but not insignificant crumb of comfort to me that I didn’t vote for Starmer’s Labour.
Absolutely soulless.
It’s now a small but not insignificant crumb of comfort to me that I didn’t vote for Starmer’s Labour.
Absolutely soulless.
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thinking about this again today
3 year old keeps asking me if his lunch is “grubbly” and I don’t know which one is the good answer
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
3 year old keeps asking me if his lunch is “grubbly” and I don’t know which one is the good answer
Dan Burn at right back?
a man in a suit and tie says ich nichten lichten in front of a building .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says ich nichten lichten in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dan Burn at right back?
Just heard your boyfriend saying he can’t be called racist because he knows all the words to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just heard your boyfriend saying he can’t be called racist because he knows all the words to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Pariah Carey
Pariah Carey
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Silly Joel
Silly Joel
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Eggy Pop
Eggy Pop
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Pariah Carey
Pariah Carey
Shudder to think what the prevailing takes on this nonce racket email business might be over on that site, but round here I’ve seen an actual “criticising Epstein’s grammar is ableist actually” and it’s so exhaustingly, parodically Bluesky it feels like a trap.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Shudder to think what the prevailing takes on this nonce racket email business might be over on that site, but round here I’ve seen an actual “criticising Epstein’s grammar is ableist actually” and it’s so exhaustingly, parodically Bluesky it feels like a trap.
I see the people who make James Bond films are struggling for ideas for more, and I think I’ve got the perfect solution:
Just don’t make any. Who’s arsed? Do something else. Or don’t.
Just don’t make any. Who’s arsed? Do something else. Or don’t.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I see the people who make James Bond films are struggling for ideas for more, and I think I’ve got the perfect solution:
Just don’t make any. Who’s arsed? Do something else. Or don’t.
Just don’t make any. Who’s arsed? Do something else. Or don’t.
Stuff that it simply hadn’t occurred to me was still a thing, part 1 of 1609:
Reggae Reggae Sauce
Reggae Reggae Sauce
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Stuff that it simply hadn’t occurred to me was still a thing, part 1 of 1609:
Reggae Reggae Sauce
Reggae Reggae Sauce
Predictably shameful display from a lot of the British press, especially those who like to cosplay patriotism the loudest, in using this opportunity to trash a British institution rather than call out Trump’s pathetic, transparently insecure bullying.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Predictably shameful display from a lot of the British press, especially those who like to cosplay patriotism the loudest, in using this opportunity to trash a British institution rather than call out Trump’s pathetic, transparently insecure bullying.
Nerve wracking times as I had to be in a supermarket with the 3-year-old when the silence came. He earned himself a treat with 2 of the quietest minutes of his life.
a man in a suit and tie is raising his arms in the air in an office .
Alt: Rainn Wilson as a Dwight in the US office, raising both fists in triumph and relief as though, for example, his normally rowdy toddler had impeccably observed a Remembrance Day silence in Stockport Lidl.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Nerve wracking times as I had to be in a supermarket with the 3-year-old when the silence came. He earned himself a treat with 2 of the quietest minutes of his life.
As if you wouldn’t draw enough conclusions about the guy in Marple whose front garden features a giant wooden statue of Iron Man with an electric guitar, it’s now got a knights Templar flag on it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As if you wouldn’t draw enough conclusions about the guy in Marple whose front garden features a giant wooden statue of Iron Man with an electric guitar, it’s now got a knights Templar flag on it.
“What’s your business called?”
“Carphone Warehouse”
“Are there still carphones? I thought they were…”
“Obsolete. Everyone has mobiles. In fact illegal. It’s all hands free, they’ve all got Bluetooth”
“So what are you going to call it now?”
(Leans forward, stares) “Car. Phone. Ware. House.”
“Carphone Warehouse”
“Are there still carphones? I thought they were…”
“Obsolete. Everyone has mobiles. In fact illegal. It’s all hands free, they’ve all got Bluetooth”
“So what are you going to call it now?”
(Leans forward, stares) “Car. Phone. Ware. House.”
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
“What’s your business called?”
“Carphone Warehouse”
“Are there still carphones? I thought they were…”
“Obsolete. Everyone has mobiles. In fact illegal. It’s all hands free, they’ve all got Bluetooth”
“So what are you going to call it now?”
(Leans forward, stares) “Car. Phone. Ware. House.”
“Carphone Warehouse”
“Are there still carphones? I thought they were…”
“Obsolete. Everyone has mobiles. In fact illegal. It’s all hands free, they’ve all got Bluetooth”
“So what are you going to call it now?”
(Leans forward, stares) “Car. Phone. Ware. House.”
“Joelinton’s not going miss from 6 yards out”
Dude.
Dude.
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“Joelinton’s not going miss from 6 yards out”
Dude.
Dude.