YeahCheersMate
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So the first attempt at homemade baklava might look a bit scruffy but by god it tastes good
January 18, 2026 at 11:57 AM
So the first attempt at homemade baklava might look a bit scruffy but by god it tastes good
If countries boycotted the World Cup that would really show him, there’s no way he could deal with that. Absolutely no way the US could hold a world championship in any sport with only American teams competing and still pretend it was a world championship. No way no sir. Uh uh.
January 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
If countries boycotted the World Cup that would really show him, there’s no way he could deal with that. Absolutely no way the US could hold a world championship in any sport with only American teams competing and still pretend it was a world championship. No way no sir. Uh uh.
Sorry if I seem distracted, it’s just that I recently discovered there’s an “authentic Boro-style parmo” take away in Manchester and I’ve been really struggling to concentrate on anything else since
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Sorry if I seem distracted, it’s just that I recently discovered there’s an “authentic Boro-style parmo” take away in Manchester and I’ve been really struggling to concentrate on anything else since
The one thing Jenrick is remembered for he did because he was worried that migrant children might not feel terrified enough, lost enough, alone enough.
Starmer’s Labour go after him for not being racist enough.
Soulless.
Starmer’s Labour go after him for not being racist enough.
Soulless.
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 AM
The one thing Jenrick is remembered for he did because he was worried that migrant children might not feel terrified enough, lost enough, alone enough.
Starmer’s Labour go after him for not being racist enough.
Soulless.
Starmer’s Labour go after him for not being racist enough.
Soulless.
Even in the critical articles though, he’s constantly pictured laughing, smiling and looking like he’s having a good time with people. Does any other politician get the same treatment? From HIGNFY to here, just relentlessly portrayed as chummy and affable.
January 16, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Even in the critical articles though, he’s constantly pictured laughing, smiling and looking like he’s having a good time with people. Does any other politician get the same treatment? From HIGNFY to here, just relentlessly portrayed as chummy and affable.
Or just don’t, literally no one cares
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Or just don’t, literally no one cares
Saved you a click: it’s to Juve, not Newcastle #NUFC
'Deal on': Fabrizio Romano says Oscar Mingueza is close to agreeing move after being offered to Newcastle United
https://nufcfeed.com/deal-on-fabrizio-romano-says-oscar-mingueza-is-close-to-agreeing-move-after-being-offered-to-newcastle-united-1778664 #NUFC
https://nufcfeed.com/deal-on-fabrizio-romano-says-oscar-mingueza-is-close-to-agreeing-move-after-being-offered-to-newcastle-united-1778664 #NUFC
'Deal on': Fabrizio Romano says Oscar Mingueza is close to agreeing move after being offered to Newcastle United | NUFC Feed
Last week, it was reported that Newcastle United were among a few clubs that had been offered the chance to sign former Barcelona man Oscar Mingueza this month.
nufcfeed.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Saved you a click: it’s to Juve, not Newcastle #NUFC
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Shed Semen
Yeastie Boys
Ultrapox
Shed Semen
Yeastie Boys
Ultrapox
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Shat 69
Shat 69
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Motley Crud
Motley Crud
January 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Shed Semen
Yeastie Boys
Ultrapox
Shed Semen
Yeastie Boys
Ultrapox
My wife’s mum made me a coffee yesterday and kept apologising for her machine giving out small measures, saying she’d done extra to fill it up. She asked me to have a look at the machine today and she’d knocked the settings by mistake. Yesterday she gave me 4 espressos.
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My wife’s mum made me a coffee yesterday and kept apologising for her machine giving out small measures, saying she’d done extra to fill it up. She asked me to have a look at the machine today and she’d knocked the settings by mistake. Yesterday she gave me 4 espressos.
Roast pork with crackling, dauphinois potatoes and green beans, then a vaguely Christmassy caramel sponge pudding that was whoopsed from £9 to 29p. Get. In.
January 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Roast pork with crackling, dauphinois potatoes and green beans, then a vaguely Christmassy caramel sponge pudding that was whoopsed from £9 to 29p. Get. In.
I’d be gutted if it turned out that Walton Goggins was a prick in real life
January 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I’d be gutted if it turned out that Walton Goggins was a prick in real life
Honestly I’m surprised Denmark hasn’t been at war with the US for years already over their pluralisation of Lego
January 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Honestly I’m surprised Denmark hasn’t been at war with the US for years already over their pluralisation of Lego
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Some mental health first aid if you've watched something that's fucking you up. I'm a qualified and registered therapist, and EMDR practitioner. 👇
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Some mental health first aid if you've watched something that's fucking you up. I'm a qualified and registered therapist, and EMDR practitioner. 👇
“I just don’t feel safe or welcome (in areas where some of the people don’t look like me)”
I do. Have you tried being less of a cunt?
I do. Have you tried being less of a cunt?
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 PM
“I just don’t feel safe or welcome (in areas where some of the people don’t look like me)”
I do. Have you tried being less of a cunt?
I do. Have you tried being less of a cunt?
Haven’t heard much about the White House ballroom for a while
January 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Haven’t heard much about the White House ballroom for a while
Oh yeah, totally, just as I predicted.
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Oh yeah, totally, just as I predicted.
My dream for 2026
Wearable tech for when you’re out walking in your headphones that tells you how loudly you just farted
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
My dream for 2026
Took the kids to the park, the eldest pushed the youngest over and he landed in a dog turd. 2026 needs work.
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Took the kids to the park, the eldest pushed the youngest over and he landed in a dog turd. 2026 needs work.
Why aren’t the Kooks playing their song?
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Why aren’t the Kooks playing their song?
Collective air of acceptance in the studio that this shouldn’t be happening. It’s all over Jools’s face
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Collective air of acceptance in the studio that this shouldn’t be happening. It’s all over Jools’s face
I’ve never really had a significant impact on the internet but when Prince William’s daughter was born I noticed that her full name (Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Windsor) was an anagram of “I cloned a lizard beast with no heart” (or indeed “A Di Clone…”)
That was fun for a bit
That was fun for a bit
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’ve never really had a significant impact on the internet but when Prince William’s daughter was born I noticed that her full name (Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Windsor) was an anagram of “I cloned a lizard beast with no heart” (or indeed “A Di Clone…”)
That was fun for a bit
That was fun for a bit
Fun fact: if you start watching the film American Honey (2016) at exactly 10:26pm tonight then on the stroke of midnight you’ll have fucked it off ages ago because it’s shit.
December 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fun fact: if you start watching the film American Honey (2016) at exactly 10:26pm tonight then on the stroke of midnight you’ll have fucked it off ages ago because it’s shit.
It’s that time of year again when I try and remember whether it’s ‘beer *then* wine’ or ‘beer *on* wine’ which is fine, without considering the fact that I’ll be on the gins by the time the boogie woogie piano starts so it doesn’t matter anyway
December 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s that time of year again when I try and remember whether it’s ‘beer *then* wine’ or ‘beer *on* wine’ which is fine, without considering the fact that I’ll be on the gins by the time the boogie woogie piano starts so it doesn’t matter anyway
Some of the Presidents Men
Three Days of the Sparrow
Invasion of the Body Snatcher
Three Days of the Sparrow
Invasion of the Body Snatcher
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Told this many a time but I met a member of M People when I was hammered and opened with “You look like that cunt from that hideous band”
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Told this many a time but I met a member of M People when I was hammered and opened with “You look like that cunt from that hideous band”