YeahFearsMate🎃
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No, no I don’t want to see that. I don’t suppose that question is actually being asked though.
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Here’s the deal. He can have it next year if it’s posthumous.
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Johnson: "Together with my friend Speaker Ohana of the Israeli Knesset we're going to rally speakers and presidents of parliaments around the world so we will jointly nominate President Donald J Trump for next year's Nobel Prize. No one has ever deserved that prize more & that is an objective fact."
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It’s mad when people decide that some music is objectively good for exercise regardless of context.
Took the 3yo swimming & the big pool had an aquarobics class on. Dozens of women, all appeared aged 65+, being “motivated” by deafening eurotrance and looking absolutely appalled. Who’s that for?
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Louise Taylor in the guardian started her nufc v forest match preview with “Is it too early for a relegation 6-pointer?”
I think someone let Sunderland’s decent start go to their head.
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Given my wife’s experience with our previously lap-shy cats, you might want to pick up a pregnancy test next time you’re out
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Not saying my yearning for autumnal comfort food got the better of me but today I put the school back into old school and made a cheese and onion pie that proustian rushed me back about 40 years
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“I’ve picked fights with people I knew could beat me up. That’s the kind of person I am” - Ange Postecoglou

So, the kind of person you are is a silly, weird prick? Good to know, nice one
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Hahaha I saw your comment and knew exactly what I was going to find. Even for Wheys Keys Louise this is bonkers.
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“Hey, do you fancy watching this film?”
“Yeah, could do, who’s in it?”
“Well, actually the lead actor’s AI”
“Hahaha fuck no.”
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Commentator on this stream, criticising him for the header. “Not much pressure on him.”
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Yeah, but are you having a “my 3-year-old found a crayon in the car” morning?
A car seat with yellow crayon scrawled all over it Back of the driver’s seat, also covered in yellow crayon Interior of the car door, more yellow crayon on it because fuck my life.
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I mean I’m not saying my 5 year old is Paul Simon but I’m pretty sure he also started with lyrics about his little brother “farting in a bin”.
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In case anyone’s concerned about the relentless march of time and technology, it may be comforting to know that my wife tried to renew her driving licence and she has to pay by cheque or postal order like it’s nineteen eighty fucking one.
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“Why’s he holding that pillow?”
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Imagine if Howe absolutely outhowes himself and turns Joelinton back into a striker
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I remember a couple of years ago watching Tinariwen at Glastonbury on TV, my Twitter timeline was all eye-rolls at the worthiness of it all. I was just like, I’d join in the fun but I’ve seen them live 3 times and they’re genuinely great
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Nobody in the history of human hands has ever clapped in this way
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Also I feel like if you name your kid Saverly you’re setting them up for a lifetime of bad autocorrect situations.