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Jim Burke
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Host of the @RGCCeltic podcast and semi-professional miserabilist
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"There's definitely a benefit at bedtime in putting your phone in Airplane mode"

"What is it?"

"It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"
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It's been *quite* the few days since the transfer window "slammed" shut.

We thought we'd have a chat about the boycott and events at the meeting on Tuesday

Oh and of course Celtic release an interview with the stand in chairman 30 seconds after we uploaded the pod

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February 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Four years ago I started my day with this.

Thanks to becoming a fat cunt I'll be having something healthy in an hour as my first meal of the day
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 AM
That's my "Send us some of your shite" box from the NHS just arrived in the post.

Let's hear it for the unsung heroes of the NHS. The lads and lasses who spend their days opening bags of shite
a man in a black vest is pointing at something .
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February 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Curling hooligans
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Not getting up during the night for a piss got me over the line
February 5, 2026 at 8:04 AM
February 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Rod Hull & Emu
Who is the funniest person who could show up in the Epstein files? I have thought Naomi Wolf, but Alex Jones would also be hilarious
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
"The inability to be utterly fucking hateful to marginalised groups from my house where I live alone after making a roaring cunt of myself is the real threat to American Speech. Oh, and you can tell I live alone by the way I'm dressed."
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social
Hot pants with padded butt

Karen shorts

Clippy shoes in the house

Naked documentary watching

At least @maxrushden.bsky.social can put his "domestic inactivity" down to tiredness.

Yours feels like self-sabotage

#WDYDY
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
@profanity.accountant Current score?
February 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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A teaser for this week's RGC

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May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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This week's pod is up.

We've gambled in an early record that the transfer window has been a fucking shitshow.

We're quietly confident/annoyed that we'll be vindicated by the time you listen to it...

pod.link/1781046320
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February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'm grateful to Facebook memories for reminding what a truly bad day looks like...
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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There's potentially a chance of *some* cheeriness on tomorrow's recording
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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Had to do it. All hail the HMHB.
Banish The Traitors Eno Collaboration | Daily Reckless
Celtic fans express their disgust at The Traitors version of the Half Man Half Biscuit number 'Eno Collaboration.' see also:
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February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Anyone with primary aged kids in South Central Manchester needing holiday clubs in feb half term see attached from Mrs Cyril
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Impressive banner at Celtic Park today
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I'm in full "That's not a fucking 35% question" mode #1%Ckub
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Big fan of "scenes no one wants to see"
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
There are good "point and laughs" and then there's GREAT "point and laughs"

Outside a "Gentlemen's club" too
May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Yeah, I saw her selling The Big Issue down near The Embankment
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Can a member of the Royal Family
not update his CPR skills on a first aid course on an island full of trafficked teenagers visited by wealthy and influential nonces without someone suspecting something sinister going on?

"These days" indeed
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Big fan of Brian Moore inventing 'doxxing' on Big Match Revisited
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Of course Peter Shilton wore Gola boots, the bad meff

@BigMatchRevisited
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 AM