Jim Burke
@barcajim3.bsky.social
Host of the @RGCCeltic podcast and semi-professional miserabilist
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Jim Burke
@barcajim3.bsky.social
· Nov 22
"There's definitely a benefit at bedtime in putting your phone in Airplane mode"
"What is it?"
"It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"
"What is it?"
"It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"
Kebab meat on a baked spud
February 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Kebab meat on a baked spud
Actually not a bad scran
Baked spud "healthy" kebab meat homemade spicy sauce and yoghurt and mint soss
Baked spud "healthy" kebab meat homemade spicy sauce and yoghurt and mint soss
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Actually not a bad scran
Baked spud "healthy" kebab meat homemade spicy sauce and yoghurt and mint soss
Baked spud "healthy" kebab meat homemade spicy sauce and yoghurt and mint soss
Four years ago I started my day with this.
Thanks to becoming a fat cunt I'll be having something healthy in an hour as my first meal of the day
Thanks to becoming a fat cunt I'll be having something healthy in an hour as my first meal of the day
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Four years ago I started my day with this.
Thanks to becoming a fat cunt I'll be having something healthy in an hour as my first meal of the day
Thanks to becoming a fat cunt I'll be having something healthy in an hour as my first meal of the day
That's my "Send us some of your shite" box from the NHS just arrived in the post.
Let's hear it for the unsung heroes of the NHS. The lads and lasses who spend their days opening bags of shite
Let's hear it for the unsung heroes of the NHS. The lads and lasses who spend their days opening bags of shite
a man in a black vest is pointing at something .
ALT: a man in a black vest is pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
That's my "Send us some of your shite" box from the NHS just arrived in the post.
Let's hear it for the unsung heroes of the NHS. The lads and lasses who spend their days opening bags of shite
Let's hear it for the unsung heroes of the NHS. The lads and lasses who spend their days opening bags of shite
Not getting up during the night for a piss got me over the line
February 5, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Not getting up during the night for a piss got me over the line
Rod Hull & Emu
Who is the funniest person who could show up in the Epstein files? I have thought Naomi Wolf, but Alex Jones would also be hilarious
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Rod Hull & Emu
Harri (sic) can get fucked
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Harri (sic) can get fucked
"The inability to be utterly fucking hateful to marginalised groups from my house where I live alone after making a roaring cunt of myself is the real threat to American Speech. Oh, and you can tell I live alone by the way I'm dressed."
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
"The inability to be utterly fucking hateful to marginalised groups from my house where I live alone after making a roaring cunt of myself is the real threat to American Speech. Oh, and you can tell I live alone by the way I'm dressed."
Absolutely tremendous fromage
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Absolutely tremendous fromage
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social
Hot pants with padded butt
Karen shorts
Clippy shoes in the house
Naked documentary watching
At least @maxrushden.bsky.social can put his "domestic inactivity" down to tiredness.
Yours feels like self-sabotage
#WDYDY
Hot pants with padded butt
Karen shorts
Clippy shoes in the house
Naked documentary watching
At least @maxrushden.bsky.social can put his "domestic inactivity" down to tiredness.
Yours feels like self-sabotage
#WDYDY
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social
Hot pants with padded butt
Karen shorts
Clippy shoes in the house
Naked documentary watching
At least @maxrushden.bsky.social can put his "domestic inactivity" down to tiredness.
Yours feels like self-sabotage
#WDYDY
Hot pants with padded butt
Karen shorts
Clippy shoes in the house
Naked documentary watching
At least @maxrushden.bsky.social can put his "domestic inactivity" down to tiredness.
Yours feels like self-sabotage
#WDYDY
In a similar shite script but magnificent film nonetheless vein
Commando
Commando
February 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
In a similar shite script but magnificent film nonetheless vein
Commando
Commando
@profanity.accountant Current score?
February 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
@profanity.accountant Current score?
Reposted by Jim Burke
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Reposted by Jim Burke
This week's pod is up.
We've gambled in an early record that the transfer window has been a fucking shitshow.
We're quietly confident/annoyed that we'll be vindicated by the time you listen to it...
pod.link/1781046320
We've gambled in an early record that the transfer window has been a fucking shitshow.
We're quietly confident/annoyed that we'll be vindicated by the time you listen to it...
pod.link/1781046320
pod.link
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
This week's pod is up.
We've gambled in an early record that the transfer window has been a fucking shitshow.
We're quietly confident/annoyed that we'll be vindicated by the time you listen to it...
pod.link/1781046320
We've gambled in an early record that the transfer window has been a fucking shitshow.
We're quietly confident/annoyed that we'll be vindicated by the time you listen to it...
pod.link/1781046320
I'm grateful to Facebook memories for reminding what a truly bad day looks like...
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I'm grateful to Facebook memories for reminding what a truly bad day looks like...
Reposted by Jim Burke
There's potentially a chance of *some* cheeriness on tomorrow's recording
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
There's potentially a chance of *some* cheeriness on tomorrow's recording
Reposted by Jim Burke
Had to do it. All hail the HMHB.
Banish The Traitors Eno Collaboration | Daily Reckless
Celtic fans express their disgust at The Traitors version of the Half Man Half Biscuit number 'Eno Collaboration.' see also:
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February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Had to do it. All hail the HMHB.
Reposted by Jim Burke
Anyone with primary aged kids in South Central Manchester needing holiday clubs in feb half term see attached from Mrs Cyril
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Anyone with primary aged kids in South Central Manchester needing holiday clubs in feb half term see attached from Mrs Cyril
Impressive banner at Celtic Park today
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Impressive banner at Celtic Park today
Surely that's a made up quote
February 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Surely that's a made up quote