Jim Burke
@barcajim3.bsky.social
Host of the @RGCCeltic podcast and semi-professional miserabilist
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Jim Burke
@barcajim3.bsky.social
· Nov 22
"There's definitely a benefit at bedtime in putting your phone in Airplane mode"
"What is it?"
"It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"
"What is it?"
"It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"
Easybeat
What’s your Gladiator name mine is Goblin
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Easybeat
Siri
Show me a made up record that no one gives a flying fuck about
Show me a made up record that no one gives a flying fuck about
Arsenal are now unbeaten in 44 consecutive home Premier League matches against promoted team, the longest such streak in the competition’s history - surpassing Chelsea’s previous record of 43 set between 2001 and 2015.
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Siri
Show me a made up record that no one gives a flying fuck about
Show me a made up record that no one gives a flying fuck about
Of course I've bought another cardigan
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Of course I've bought another cardigan
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Well I don't think that's fine 🤬
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Well I don't think that's fine 🤬
There are few things that bring me more pleasure than hearing the sigh and the sour faced look on the face of someone on a train when you ask them to move their bag from a train seat.
#SimplePleasures
#SimplePleasures
February 7, 2026 at 11:19 AM
There are few things that bring me more pleasure than hearing the sigh and the sour faced look on the face of someone on a train when you ask them to move their bag from a train seat.
#SimplePleasures
#SimplePleasures
Flying visit to Manchester later
Uniqlo visit penciled in plan is four pairs of socks...
Thirteen quid that should cost
No fucking way I'll only spend that
Uniqlo visit penciled in plan is four pairs of socks...
Thirteen quid that should cost
No fucking way I'll only spend that
February 7, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Flying visit to Manchester later
Uniqlo visit penciled in plan is four pairs of socks...
Thirteen quid that should cost
No fucking way I'll only spend that
Uniqlo visit penciled in plan is four pairs of socks...
Thirteen quid that should cost
No fucking way I'll only spend that
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February 7, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
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Greed
‘Tickets have become status symbols’: from Harry Styles to Taylor Swift, why is live music bigger and more expensive than ever?
‘Tickets have become status symbols’: from Harry Styles to Taylor Swift, why is live music bigger and more expensive than ever?
Styles is playing a record 12 nights at Wembley Stadium and 30 at Madison Square Garden, as demand for big artists soars – and audience expectation along with it
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Greed
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It's been *quite* the few days since the transfer window "slammed" shut.
We thought we'd have a chat about the boycott and events at the meeting on Tuesday
Oh and of course Celtic release an interview with the stand in chairman 30 seconds after we uploaded the pod
pod.link/1781046320
We thought we'd have a chat about the boycott and events at the meeting on Tuesday
Oh and of course Celtic release an interview with the stand in chairman 30 seconds after we uploaded the pod
pod.link/1781046320
pod.link
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
It's been *quite* the few days since the transfer window "slammed" shut.
We thought we'd have a chat about the boycott and events at the meeting on Tuesday
Oh and of course Celtic release an interview with the stand in chairman 30 seconds after we uploaded the pod
pod.link/1781046320
We thought we'd have a chat about the boycott and events at the meeting on Tuesday
Oh and of course Celtic release an interview with the stand in chairman 30 seconds after we uploaded the pod
pod.link/1781046320
Four years ago I started my day with this.
Thanks to becoming a fat cunt I'll be having something healthy in an hour as my first meal of the day
Thanks to becoming a fat cunt I'll be having something healthy in an hour as my first meal of the day
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Four years ago I started my day with this.
Thanks to becoming a fat cunt I'll be having something healthy in an hour as my first meal of the day
Thanks to becoming a fat cunt I'll be having something healthy in an hour as my first meal of the day
That's my "Send us some of your shite" box from the NHS just arrived in the post.
Let's hear it for the unsung heroes of the NHS. The lads and lasses who spend their days opening bags of shite
Let's hear it for the unsung heroes of the NHS. The lads and lasses who spend their days opening bags of shite
a man in a black vest is pointing at something .
ALT: a man in a black vest is pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
That's my "Send us some of your shite" box from the NHS just arrived in the post.
Let's hear it for the unsung heroes of the NHS. The lads and lasses who spend their days opening bags of shite
Let's hear it for the unsung heroes of the NHS. The lads and lasses who spend their days opening bags of shite
Not getting up during the night for a piss got me over the line
February 5, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Not getting up during the night for a piss got me over the line
Rod Hull & Emu
Who is the funniest person who could show up in the Epstein files? I have thought Naomi Wolf, but Alex Jones would also be hilarious
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Rod Hull & Emu
"The inability to be utterly fucking hateful to marginalised groups from my house where I live alone after making a roaring cunt of myself is the real threat to American Speech. Oh, and you can tell I live alone by the way I'm dressed."
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
"The inability to be utterly fucking hateful to marginalised groups from my house where I live alone after making a roaring cunt of myself is the real threat to American Speech. Oh, and you can tell I live alone by the way I'm dressed."
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social
Hot pants with padded butt
Karen shorts
Clippy shoes in the house
Naked documentary watching
At least @maxrushden.bsky.social can put his "domestic inactivity" down to tiredness.
Yours feels like self-sabotage
#WDYDY
Hot pants with padded butt
Karen shorts
Clippy shoes in the house
Naked documentary watching
At least @maxrushden.bsky.social can put his "domestic inactivity" down to tiredness.
Yours feels like self-sabotage
#WDYDY
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social
Hot pants with padded butt
Karen shorts
Clippy shoes in the house
Naked documentary watching
At least @maxrushden.bsky.social can put his "domestic inactivity" down to tiredness.
Yours feels like self-sabotage
#WDYDY
Hot pants with padded butt
Karen shorts
Clippy shoes in the house
Naked documentary watching
At least @maxrushden.bsky.social can put his "domestic inactivity" down to tiredness.
Yours feels like self-sabotage
#WDYDY
@profanity.accountant Current score?
February 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
@profanity.accountant Current score?
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February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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This week's pod is up.
We've gambled in an early record that the transfer window has been a fucking shitshow.
We're quietly confident/annoyed that we'll be vindicated by the time you listen to it...
pod.link/1781046320
We've gambled in an early record that the transfer window has been a fucking shitshow.
We're quietly confident/annoyed that we'll be vindicated by the time you listen to it...
pod.link/1781046320
pod.link
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
This week's pod is up.
We've gambled in an early record that the transfer window has been a fucking shitshow.
We're quietly confident/annoyed that we'll be vindicated by the time you listen to it...
pod.link/1781046320
We've gambled in an early record that the transfer window has been a fucking shitshow.
We're quietly confident/annoyed that we'll be vindicated by the time you listen to it...
pod.link/1781046320
I'm grateful to Facebook memories for reminding what a truly bad day looks like...
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I'm grateful to Facebook memories for reminding what a truly bad day looks like...
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There's potentially a chance of *some* cheeriness on tomorrow's recording
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
There's potentially a chance of *some* cheeriness on tomorrow's recording