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Clownf1st
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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar.
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*I blame Marxist AIs
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 AM
The second drummer died 🎶
January 31, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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Saturday is #PowellAndPressburger day! #BBC2. If you never have, you really should... #BeginnersGuide www.bfi.org.uk/features/whe...
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Does anyone else ever sit on an adjustable office chair and worry it’s going to blow a piston up your ass?
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Scrappy Doo Has Risen From The Grave
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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This is the first time I’ve read details about a bomb that was set off in residential London street, destroying cars and sending shrapnel into kids’ bedrooms.

Young people are considered vulnerable online, but the actual radicalisation of old generations is given a free pass by the press.
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Been lolling and dozing off since 6.30am 🙄
January 31, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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I heard they're playing the Pyramid Stage this year...
Piss shields of Lyon.
January 31, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Long shot, but does anyone know of any well stocked DVD stores in Manchester that might have a copy of the 1977 Suspiria? I need it for tomorrow.
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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Someone just called England "Occupied East Wales" and that's what I'm calling it from now on.
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Urge for some toast
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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And The Man Who Would Be King is on at 3.20
January 30, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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CANCEL SATURDAY PLANS
Next Saturday, January 31st, from 11.05am BBC2 is showing a brace of Powell & Pressburger masterpieces - first, the absolutely gorgeous restoration of I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING followed by the incredible A MATTER OF LIFE & DEATH... #FilmSky
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Apparently it is NOT ok to refer to cleaning supplies as "janitalia".
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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"I say this reluctantly but honestly. Before AI, my opposition to universal basic income was rooted in a world that no longer exists. I assumed work would always be available for those willing to do it. That assumption is now obsolete."

Another UBI opponent just flipped

thehill.com/opinion/fina...
January 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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The reviews for “Melania” are going to be far more entertaining than the movie. What a fabulous headline:
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Rather fabulously the Ceefax subtitles are out of sync #totp
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Happy 45th birthday to Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads, released as a single on this day in 1981. Here's David introducing that video
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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I am so on board with whatever Mackenzie Crook's sub-sub genre is. (Folk Comedy? Lots of Folk Horror elements but Make It Comedy?)
Here's a trailer for Small Prophets. Very exciting! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLKL...
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Benjamin Franklin got these glasses from saving up Esso tokens (joke for the kids there)

Not only are these two tumblers not even the same size and shape, they're anachronistic. 18th century liquor glasses were almost exclusively goblet shaped.

Just garbage all the way down.
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 AM