Clownf1st
@clownf1st.bsky.social
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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar. Mastodon: @[email protected] @[email protected]
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simonloverules.bsky.social
Why does this look like a poster for a Disney film where Tom York is the new principal in school for gifted loners? #straighttodisneyadd
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jonnymorris.bsky.social
Is this real or am I in a coma?
Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.
clownf1st.bsky.social
Hope you're feeling better soon 👍
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Bleeding out of my anus 🎶
(To the tune of "Midnight at the Oasis")
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clownf1st.bsky.social
Cheers. He's been spoiled rotten today
clownf1st.bsky.social
Incredibly tired because we were woken by the dog having an epileptic fit at 4am 😟
He's fine now, but it's been a long day
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reactionordinary.bsky.social
The RIAA was suing teenagers. We had to sit through ⬇️ this shit anytime we wanted to watch a DVD. A whole generation shamed for using Limewire and torrents. Only for these silicone valley assholes to now find copyright infringement a necessary evil they shouldn’t have to answer for
You wouldn’t steal a car
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romanpalace.bsky.social
Same Guy!! 🤩
Our little lead figurine clearly went on a Mediterranean holiday 12,000 years ago.
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davidandress.bsky.social
Man who wasn't paying tax here fucks off because he won't pay tax here.
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birmingham81.bsky.social
Happy 45th birthday to one of the greatest albums of all time. Talking Heads released Remain in Light on this day in 1980
▶️🎧 open.spotify.com/album/3AQgdw...
clownf1st.bsky.social
IT security follows
tharook.bsky.social
28 business days later
fenrisgames.com
the human resources centipede
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28 business days later
fenrisgames.com
the human resources centipede
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theparisangel.bsky.social
Well, I didn’t see this one coming. Well in, Barry.
barryglendenning.bsky.social
Simon Jordan on TalkSport, unchallenged yet again.

As a Talksport employee, I am embarrassed by this rebuttal of what Neville said. This moron pontificates without question. It is bonkers.

And yeah, i'll probably be sacked. Fuck it.

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"APPALLING STANCE!" Simon Jordan rages at "COWARD" Gary Neville after Union Jack REMOVAL admission!
YouTube video by talkSPORT
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stevenperkins.bsky.social
Went to see The Smashing Machine tonight; still can’t stop myself mentally adding “Gromit” to the end of the title