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YeahCheersMate
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
A woman holds up a blue football shirt with the number 9 and the name “Fanny” on the back
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Fuuuucking hell.
"There's clearly something political about it but nobody knows what it is," said the restaurant manager. He explained the majority of the people complaining about the artwork are against high levels of immigration and believe the artwork is an attempt to humanise small boat crossings because the people walking across the water have Christmas hats on.
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Errrr
Amazon as for colourful scratch paper (you scratch away the black surface to reveal a colourful layer underneath), demonstrated with the words “SCRATCH RAPER”
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I am once again begging people to say your company name or slogan out loud before you commit to it
A work van for a company called “We Spray”
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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I mean…
The logo of Bridgewater Security ltd, which appears to be the company name within an oval being pulled apart goatse-style by two hands.
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Without downloading, where are you mentally right now?
Dot Cotton from Eastenders looking bewildered and sad in a car in the rain
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Yeah, but are you having a “my 3-year-old found a crayon in the car” morning?
A car seat with yellow crayon scrawled all over it Back of the driver’s seat, also covered in yellow crayon Interior of the car door, more yellow crayon on it because fuck my life.
October 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Arsenal (h) #nufc
A woman with a phone, posting the words “Sunday funday with these pig dicks”
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Rapture, is it?
Some of the CBeebies Alphablocks, arranged to spell the word “cans”
September 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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When your marketing guy absolutely pulled his spine out to Heather Graham in Boogie Nights and hasn’t forgotten her nearly 30 years on.
A poster advertising burger/skating place Archie’s, featuring a pair of female legs sticking in the air wearing roller boots. She’s also holding up a burger and a drink, presumably an afterthought when the original concept appeared to just be “someone’s getting shagged”.
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I mean I know the AI hands thing is old news but excuse me?
Original image cropped to show a classic AI attempt at hands. Nobody knows which fingers are coming from where, it’s a real meatstorm
September 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Offering the 3 year old some viewing options, he’s been asking me to find “the brown guy and the white guy. The brown guy gets cross and the white guy is happy.”
Completely baffled by the clues until we did some scrolling and it turned out he meant Morph & Chas.
Beloved British claymation characters Morph (“the brown guy”) and Chas (“the white guy”).
September 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Nice branding, lads. Where did you get the idea for that?
A Stockport kebab shop called Döner Land, the logo of which is eerily reminiscent of grot website Pornhub
August 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Can’t lie, it was fucking great.
August 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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An otter with its little paws in a prayer position
August 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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“Have you thought of a title for your photography book yet?”

“My what?”
The cover of an old book about photography, inexplicably titled “picture making with your camera’
July 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Ordinarily I’d assume this was a still image from Malcolm and Geoff having a little slap fight but they were genuinely just lying around holding each other’s paws.
Two black & white cats (the aforementioned Malcolm and Geoff) lounging on the patio, half in shade half in sunshine, holding each other’s outstretched paws.
July 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Post a celebrity you’ve been told you resemble
(Non-steel statue artists’ impressions are generally much less flattering, so I’ve chosen to believe that this is what they had in mind)
A giant stainless steel statue of Genghis Khan* *other versions of the name, along with various perspectives on his status as conquering hero or titanic historical bastard, are available and no doubt valid in their own way. I’m not getting involved, I just got told I look like him by a drunk woman in a pub because I’m a vaguely foreign-looking man with a beard.
July 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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lol yeah seems like the perfect time
An advert suggesting that British citizens apply for American citizenship
July 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Characters from CBeebies show Alphablocks (blocks with letters on, basically), arranged to spell the word “cans”
July 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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A first team signing!?
Some characters from CBeebies show Alphablocks, basically square guys with letters on, arranged to spell the word “cans”
July 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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The most inevitable graffiti of all time
A poster displaying a large letter F. I bet you can’t guess which other three letters have been added by some cheeky scamp.
July 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I’m just sad they don’t credit Gary Neville tbh
What is a micro-retirement? Inside the latest Gen Z trend (Fast Company) Gen Z is rethinking retirement-by taking it in mini doses. The rising trend of *micro-retirements* means career professionals are pressing pause for 1-2 weeks every year to avoid burnout and boost well-being. While it's gaining traction (even among non-Gen Z workers), experts warn these breaks could come with long-term financial and career tradeoffs. Is unplugging worth the risk? Here's what to consider before booking your "someday" now.
July 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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The cover of Vanessa Paradis’s classic 80s single ‘Joe Le Taxi’. Vanessa is in a car, staring wistfully off camera in a Panama hat.
July 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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For those of you on tenterhooks it turned out alright for my first ever attempt at cheesecake
A homemade cheesecake. Not the neatest ever but it’ll do.
June 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM