Awkward Egg
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Potatoes are overrated
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I might be slow to this but I've seen someone say that Die Hard and Home Alone are the same movie and 🤯
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I might be slow to this but I've seen someone say that Die Hard and Home Alone are the same movie and 🤯
Already seen the first "I am 80% cheese" post in the wild and it's only 10 December.
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Already seen the first "I am 80% cheese" post in the wild and it's only 10 December.
I don't like nuts, so when the others had run out I'd suck the caramel off the brazilnut (you heard), then place the nut back in the box (you heard) in its wrapper.
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I don't like nuts, so when the others had run out I'd suck the caramel off the brazilnut (you heard), then place the nut back in the box (you heard) in its wrapper.
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Caramel Keg
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Caramel Keg
Lidl trying its best to push me over the edge this afternoon: Christmas songs on the tannoy; tramps in the queue stinking of piss and having "banter" with the other customers; woman at the till deciding now is a good time to download the Lidl app.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Lidl trying its best to push me over the edge this afternoon: Christmas songs on the tannoy; tramps in the queue stinking of piss and having "banter" with the other customers; woman at the till deciding now is a good time to download the Lidl app.
NO - they are ginger bredren
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
NO - they are ginger bredren
When my parents put £20 in my birthday card even though I am 47.
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
When my parents put £20 in my birthday card even though I am 47.
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Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
A couple of months ago somebody's insurance company spent £5000 repairing a door on my car. Yesterday the same door got dented in Lidl carpark.
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A couple of months ago somebody's insurance company spent £5000 repairing a door on my car. Yesterday the same door got dented in Lidl carpark.
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Women with red hair are all batshit insane.
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Women with red hair are all batshit insane.
I didn't believe the rumours about Katy Perry's new boyfriend. Apparently it's Trudeau.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I didn't believe the rumours about Katy Perry's new boyfriend. Apparently it's Trudeau.
Watched Bugonia (2025). I'm giving it 2.5 out of 5 stars mainly because I predicted the "twist" ending before it had even started.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Watched Bugonia (2025). I'm giving it 2.5 out of 5 stars mainly because I predicted the "twist" ending before it had even started.
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Have been assisting someone very near and dear look for a job this week, what with this being the season of redundancies apparently. I notice the creeping up of 35-37.5hrs a week for office job is now 40hrs on many adverts. I know it’s only an extra hour a day, but it’s nearly an extra day a week.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Have been assisting someone very near and dear look for a job this week, what with this being the season of redundancies apparently. I notice the creeping up of 35-37.5hrs a week for office job is now 40hrs on many adverts. I know it’s only an extra hour a day, but it’s nearly an extra day a week.
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
@blinx.bsky.social
@philp83.bsky.social
@genevieve-d.bsky.social
@sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social
@danyool.bsky.social
@blinx.bsky.social
@philp83.bsky.social
@genevieve-d.bsky.social
@sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social
@danyool.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Magpie
Rat
Shrew
Dog
Cow
Magpie
Rat
Shrew
Dog
Cow
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Dolphins 🐬
Lions 🦁
Elephants 🐘
Hippos 🦛
Leopards 🐆
Flamingos 🦩
Dolphins 🐬
Lions 🦁
Elephants 🐘
Hippos 🦛
Leopards 🐆
Flamingos 🦩
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
@blinx.bsky.social
@philp83.bsky.social
@genevieve-d.bsky.social
@sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social
@danyool.bsky.social
@blinx.bsky.social
@philp83.bsky.social
@genevieve-d.bsky.social
@sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social
@danyool.bsky.social
Got the first question right on University Challenge and then turned it off.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Got the first question right on University Challenge and then turned it off.
The BBC is suggesting using rolled-up jeans as draft excluders.
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The BBC is suggesting using rolled-up jeans as draft excluders.
"Line of Djibouti: A ragtag team of undercover cops investigate crime in the Horn of Africa."
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Line of Djibouti: A ragtag team of undercover cops investigate crime in the Horn of Africa."
Companies replacing everyone with AI / companies realising no one can afford their products because they are unemployed.
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Companies replacing everyone with AI / companies realising no one can afford their products because they are unemployed.
I got 10/10 in Quiz of the Day at 4am like some kind of insomniac Stephen Hawking.
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I got 10/10 in Quiz of the Day at 4am like some kind of insomniac Stephen Hawking.
I've never seen Line of Duty so I might watch it from the start.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've never seen Line of Duty so I might watch it from the start.
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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