Awkward Egg
@sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social
Potatoes are overrated
I don't know. Hope this helps.
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don't know. Hope this helps.
Sorry about that
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sorry about that
I think people are generally more insane in December than they usually are
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think people are generally more insane in December than they usually are
Car park bonus: this is the first time everyone has reversed their car.
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Car park bonus: this is the first time everyone has reversed their car.
Christmas is cancelled
December 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Christmas is cancelled
The ultimate banter would be to put her gravestone in quote marks. "Died" 2 January...
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The ultimate banter would be to put her gravestone in quote marks. "Died" 2 January...
Maybe she's being sarcastic
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Maybe she's being sarcastic
Opened my Christmas card and there's a crisp 20 in that too
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Opened my Christmas card and there's a crisp 20 in that too
I think I am cursed
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I think I am cursed
I recently discovered buttoning up the open end before putting it in the wash and it has been life changing.
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I recently discovered buttoning up the open end before putting it in the wash and it has been life changing.
Packham and Strachan
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Packham and Strachan
Stack em, pack em and rack em
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Stack em, pack em and rack em
It's like fairground bumper cars out there
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's like fairground bumper cars out there