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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · Jul 12

PSA: How to pleasure a woman

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 12h

Nice head

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 12h

Something like that

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 16h

Listening to Endtroducing like it's the mid-90s.

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 18h

Joseph Stalin could have watched Singin' In The Rain.

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

a dick tattoo that reads “biisrth” when it’s soft but “biiiiiiiig stretch” when it’s hard

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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 1d

“He’s 28 until he’s 29. That’s a fact.”

This never gets old.

martwah.bsky.social @martwah.bsky.social · 1d

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Magsferatu @magnumificent.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing.

Science is extraordinary

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1d

Beans Factor

Manhattan University graphic featuring Bean Factor

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Your move, Hemingway

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Gordon the Gopher has let himself go.

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

I like how they've matched the sock to the colour of the car.

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Spicy Tomato Wotsits (discontinued)

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

This is a possibility

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Proof

Michael @mpbutler71.bsky.social · 1d

"The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree, so don't give me too many bumps."

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Anybody saying "same section" is a pervert

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Own segment

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Kermit as Kirk
Miss Piggy as Saavik
Gonzo as Bones
Beaker as Chekov
Sam the Eagle as Spock
Big Bird as Uhuru
Michael Caine as Khan

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Spock sacrifices himself in II and is reborn in III

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Dom Bryant @dombryant.bsky.social · 1d

The Wrap of Khan?

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 1d

*runs in, breathless* THE WREATH OF KHAN

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is a Christmas movie.

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 1d

Me on a date:

An Instagram comment:

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Do people watch Graham Norton? I tend to watch artistic films, mainly French films because of the artistic expression. This just seems like entertainment for lesser minds, maybe try reading novels. Perhaps Russian literature like Tolstoy?

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

I still think it would be objectively funny if Elon Musk bought Bluesky

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

skeeter bois gonna skeet

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

If I were a billionaire I would finance The Muppet Wrath of Khan.

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

And Star Trek III is an Easter movie

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