Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
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I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
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If the content or operation of this account displeases any of you please simply unfollow, mute, block etc.
It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.
santiagojones.bsky.social
Because I don’t go outside Gatch.
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The guy having a snug bath abut having planned his own future cremation is #abitmuch
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Basically, I wish they’d hide the number.
I don’t like it.

Fuck, just wasted another one.
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God I’ve done nearly fifteen thousand posts on here. Terrifying amount of bullshit. I’m so sorry.

On further inspection it breaks down as about:
1,000 posts
1,000 reposts
1,000 replies/quotes
2,000 irritating song suggestions and memes
10k self references in laborious/mundane detail for clarity.
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I’m so sorry, is this like a pen pal?
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Conversely, he’d be in the competition if he could move his feet.
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He’d be in bits if he could move his face poor sod.
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Me @ Ross King dancing:
“Shit yourself have you?”
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Chad Bradderson of the Cleveland Steamers will be facing off against Brad Chadderson’s Chattanooga Choo-Choos hoping to become the winningest dipping sauce in entire eastern conference!
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Moonfaced Sunderland architect George Clarke catching strays.
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Same, I have requested tickets for Christmas.
If successful I’ll “touch base” (not an euphemism) with you in the new year.
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This is what the kids are into is it? #strictly
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Salisbury and Basingstoke are on the tour 👀
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I’m simply improving the nourishment, productivity to profit value chain Jake.
I do this via an intravenous drip attached to a bag of strawberry flavour Huel.
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rickburin.bsky.social
If people have Diary of a CEO brain, you can tell them literally anything. “I *do* take lunch but the way I avoid stopping is to just put data between two slices of bread”
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Why is everything frogs over there?
Didn’t they have a cartoon frog for the baddies? A showbiz frog that shagged pigs and now an inflatable good frog?

Please diversify your creatures.
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mysteriosox.bsky.social
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
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Is this the one, if memory serves, with the excellent remote control BMW 7 series?