Madeley
@madeley.bsky.social
Nid doddynt, nid ydynt, nid ŷnt barawt.
He/him/fe.
He/him/fe.
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
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I absolutely burst out laughing
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I absolutely burst out laughing
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Hide and Seek.
art by me.
art by me.
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Hide and Seek.
art by me.
art by me.
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ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name.
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name.
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
MORVENN VAHL: In the Emperor's name suffer not the witch to live, death to such pitiful abominations.
CHOTINER: When you say witch, you mean-
VAHL: A manipulator of vile Warp energies.
CHOTINER: So when the Emperor-
VAHL: Wait-
CHOTINER: The Emperor commands the Warp-
VAHL: Sister, fetch my flamer.
CHOTINER: When you say witch, you mean-
VAHL: A manipulator of vile Warp energies.
CHOTINER: So when the Emperor-
VAHL: Wait-
CHOTINER: The Emperor commands the Warp-
VAHL: Sister, fetch my flamer.
February 2, 2026 at 12:21 PM
MORVENN VAHL: In the Emperor's name suffer not the witch to live, death to such pitiful abominations.
CHOTINER: When you say witch, you mean-
VAHL: A manipulator of vile Warp energies.
CHOTINER: So when the Emperor-
VAHL: Wait-
CHOTINER: The Emperor commands the Warp-
VAHL: Sister, fetch my flamer.
CHOTINER: When you say witch, you mean-
VAHL: A manipulator of vile Warp energies.
CHOTINER: So when the Emperor-
VAHL: Wait-
CHOTINER: The Emperor commands the Warp-
VAHL: Sister, fetch my flamer.
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In case you've ever wondered, this is what a cat looks like when it's just sat on the printer's power switch & is wondering why there are now flashing lights and noises up its bum.
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 AM
In case you've ever wondered, this is what a cat looks like when it's just sat on the printer's power switch & is wondering why there are now flashing lights and noises up its bum.
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Okay, here we go!
Battle! Action Force!
A special picture at @bighatdino.bsky.social's request, it's the Palitoys Action Force Z-Force versus the eeeeevil Red Shadows!
I'll pop some close-ups in the replies.
#ActionForce #RedShadows #Palitoys #RoboSkull #ZForce #Natphoenix25
Battle! Action Force!
A special picture at @bighatdino.bsky.social's request, it's the Palitoys Action Force Z-Force versus the eeeeevil Red Shadows!
I'll pop some close-ups in the replies.
#ActionForce #RedShadows #Palitoys #RoboSkull #ZForce #Natphoenix25
February 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Okay, here we go!
Battle! Action Force!
A special picture at @bighatdino.bsky.social's request, it's the Palitoys Action Force Z-Force versus the eeeeevil Red Shadows!
I'll pop some close-ups in the replies.
#ActionForce #RedShadows #Palitoys #RoboSkull #ZForce #Natphoenix25
Battle! Action Force!
A special picture at @bighatdino.bsky.social's request, it's the Palitoys Action Force Z-Force versus the eeeeevil Red Shadows!
I'll pop some close-ups in the replies.
#ActionForce #RedShadows #Palitoys #RoboSkull #ZForce #Natphoenix25
Stick it in my fucKEN VEINS
February 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Stick it in my fucKEN VEINS
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Pardon me: it was over 1000.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021...
Royals vetted more than 1,000 laws via Queen’s consent
Exclusive: secretive procedure used to review laws ranging from Brexit trade deal to inheritance and land policy
www.theguardian.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Pardon me: it was over 1000.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021...
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Remember, in QE2's latter days, when the papers revealed that she had vetoed hundreds of proposed laws over decades, that could potentially help the public to discover how rich the royal family actually was?
It was significant for maybe 48 hours and then got memory-holed.
It was significant for maybe 48 hours and then got memory-holed.
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Remember, in QE2's latter days, when the papers revealed that she had vetoed hundreds of proposed laws over decades, that could potentially help the public to discover how rich the royal family actually was?
It was significant for maybe 48 hours and then got memory-holed.
It was significant for maybe 48 hours and then got memory-holed.
Are people still talking about how wonderful and lovely the queen was when she was literally covering up for her literal paedophile son who literally abused children. That she knew about it and pretected him, using the fortune she stole from all of us to do it.
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor will be failing victims if he continues to refuse to testify about his relationship with the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, Sir Keir Starmer has said
Starmer tells Andrew: Testify or you’re failing Epstein victims
www.thetimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Are people still talking about how wonderful and lovely the queen was when she was literally covering up for her literal paedophile son who literally abused children. That she knew about it and pretected him, using the fortune she stole from all of us to do it.
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All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money
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Happy birthday to my favourite comics writer of all time, Grant Morrison.
January 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Happy birthday to my favourite comics writer of all time, Grant Morrison.
If we're not allowed to say billionaires should be strung up by the necks on lamp posts until they are dead just on general principles are we allowed to say it now it turns out they're literally all paedophiles.
January 31, 2026 at 7:09 PM
If we're not allowed to say billionaires should be strung up by the necks on lamp posts until they are dead just on general principles are we allowed to say it now it turns out they're literally all paedophiles.
"It's great, it sold, it's the bloody Beatles White Album, shut up." youtu.be/p9xDBTpLz-8?...
"It's great, it sold, it's the bloody Beatles' 'White Album, shut up!"
YouTube video by thefiremanrushesin
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 PM
"It's great, it sold, it's the bloody Beatles White Album, shut up." youtu.be/p9xDBTpLz-8?...
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This made me cry, no lie. Complicated reasons, one being its fuck you to the baked-in structures and strictures of the world that consider harm to be inevitable.
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 AM
This made me cry, no lie. Complicated reasons, one being its fuck you to the baked-in structures and strictures of the world that consider harm to be inevitable.
This is who runs this account
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 AM
This is who runs this account
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We're often told that rich people got there on merit, and yet they can't even write a whole sentence in an email so I dunno guys.
January 31, 2026 at 9:49 AM
We're often told that rich people got there on merit, and yet they can't even write a whole sentence in an email so I dunno guys.
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David McCallum: I must kill all the Welsh!
Devon from Knight Rider: BUT WHY
David McCallum: Because no one hates the Welsh like another Welsh.
Devon from Knight Rider: BUT WHY
David McCallum: Because no one hates the Welsh like another Welsh.
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 AM
David McCallum: I must kill all the Welsh!
Devon from Knight Rider: BUT WHY
David McCallum: Because no one hates the Welsh like another Welsh.
Devon from Knight Rider: BUT WHY
David McCallum: Because no one hates the Welsh like another Welsh.
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Bonus image: my signed photo of Margot Kidder as Lois Lane.
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Bonus image: my signed photo of Margot Kidder as Lois Lane.
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Paul's stairway gallery, featuring some of my favourite comics book covers.
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Paul's stairway gallery, featuring some of my favourite comics book covers.
I'm not a violent man, I swear I'm not, but the inescapable truth that is more self-evident every day is that some people need to have their heads kicked in, just absolutely leathered to fuck and back, if anything for their own good as much as anyone else's.
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I'm not a violent man, I swear I'm not, but the inescapable truth that is more self-evident every day is that some people need to have their heads kicked in, just absolutely leathered to fuck and back, if anything for their own good as much as anyone else's.
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Slow handclap for Amazon, who took over Comixology, gutted it and then killed it stone dead. A decent, viable product people liked, destroyed for the stock bump. The way we live is completely insane. Fuck these vultures.
www.comicsbeat.com/amazon-layof...
www.comicsbeat.com/amazon-layof...
Amazon layoffs may have shut down what remains of Comixology
Reportedly, much of the remaining staff of Comixology was caught up in Amazon's 16,000 person layoffs yesterday
www.comicsbeat.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Slow handclap for Amazon, who took over Comixology, gutted it and then killed it stone dead. A decent, viable product people liked, destroyed for the stock bump. The way we live is completely insane. Fuck these vultures.
www.comicsbeat.com/amazon-layof...
www.comicsbeat.com/amazon-layof...
