Madeley
@madeley.bsky.social
Nid doddynt, nid ydynt, nid ŷnt barawt.
He/him/fe.
He/him/fe.
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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excuse me, gotta go see a guy about a horse, if you know what i mean
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
excuse me, gotta go see a guy about a horse, if you know what i mean
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
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You know how the rule is that you have to share that Tom Holland Umbrella dance every time you see it?
This is the oldhammer equivalent.
God, I made SO MANY of these back in the 90s with my dad. Went and bought plasticard girders/I-Beams so I could make multi-level ones too.
This is the oldhammer equivalent.
God, I made SO MANY of these back in the 90s with my dad. Went and bought plasticard girders/I-Beams so I could make multi-level ones too.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
You know how the rule is that you have to share that Tom Holland Umbrella dance every time you see it?
This is the oldhammer equivalent.
God, I made SO MANY of these back in the 90s with my dad. Went and bought plasticard girders/I-Beams so I could make multi-level ones too.
This is the oldhammer equivalent.
God, I made SO MANY of these back in the 90s with my dad. Went and bought plasticard girders/I-Beams so I could make multi-level ones too.
While I think referring to generative AI work as "slop" is fine and correct, like @paulgcornish.bsky.social has said before it's pretty offensive using it for "film I happen to not like" because you're literally calling people who do like it pigs snorting around in squalor.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
While I think referring to generative AI work as "slop" is fine and correct, like @paulgcornish.bsky.social has said before it's pretty offensive using it for "film I happen to not like" because you're literally calling people who do like it pigs snorting around in squalor.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Indoor work with no heavy lifting.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Indoor work with no heavy lifting.
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Caesar said - "Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres" (Gaul is a whole divided into three parts): The food bowl, the litter box, and that sunny spot on the living room rug.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Caesar said - "Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres" (Gaul is a whole divided into three parts): The food bowl, the litter box, and that sunny spot on the living room rug.
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I was one of the sci-comm folk interviewed for this research and I've been looking forward to the results.
A couple of years ago, as part of a @britishacademy.bsky.social funded project, I interviewed some sci comm folk about storytelling strategies we know cause humans to pay attention to some stories more than others.
Illustration by @jordancollver.bsky.social
Illustration by @jordancollver.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I was one of the sci-comm folk interviewed for this research and I've been looking forward to the results.
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I WANT ONE.
“Here kitty kitty” ❤️
33 lb Maine Coon
Theodore Scritches McWiggles
TT: tonnagrimm
33 lb Maine Coon
Theodore Scritches McWiggles
TT: tonnagrimm
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I WANT ONE.
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...except of course that the vulgar oafs at the centre of all these stories had big hearts & cared about people. That bit has been conveniently forgotten.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
...except of course that the vulgar oafs at the centre of all these stories had big hearts & cared about people. That bit has been conveniently forgotten.
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I feel like a big part of how we got to where we are, with people like Musk & Trump in the US & Johnson & Farage in the UK having so much influence, is that we've all been brought up on movies & TV about oafish, vulgar, & plain-talking outsiders showing the establishment where they've gone wrong...
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I feel like a big part of how we got to where we are, with people like Musk & Trump in the US & Johnson & Farage in the UK having so much influence, is that we've all been brought up on movies & TV about oafish, vulgar, & plain-talking outsiders showing the establishment where they've gone wrong...
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One of JNT's pitches to escape Doctor Who and the "no wait, this is a good one! Someone make it!" was a show where a team solve the crimes people write to Sherlock Holmes thinking he's real and 150 to solve. That sounds peak eccentric Sunday night crime drama.
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
One of JNT's pitches to escape Doctor Who and the "no wait, this is a good one! Someone make it!" was a show where a team solve the crimes people write to Sherlock Holmes thinking he's real and 150 to solve. That sounds peak eccentric Sunday night crime drama.
I take back every negative thing I've ever said about the Roman conquest of Celtic Britain.
"Domestic cats finally crossed the Alps with the Roman conquest of Gaul"
Huh. I never really thought about the connections between animal populations and military campaigns before
Huh. I never really thought about the connections between animal populations and military campaigns before
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I take back every negative thing I've ever said about the Roman conquest of Celtic Britain.
In these plague streets of pity you can buy anything, for two hundred anyone can conceive a God on video, he's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock, tie his hair in bunches, fuck him, call him Rita if you want, Charlie Brown.
I'll play whatever you want me to play. Or I won't play at all if you don't want me to play. Whatever it is that will please you, I'll do it, Charlie Brown
We cannot be other than what we are, and this our greatest sin, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
In these plague streets of pity you can buy anything, for two hundred anyone can conceive a God on video, he's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock, tie his hair in bunches, fuck him, call him Rita if you want, Charlie Brown.
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DOCTOR: How did you hurt your neck?
ME: (Thinking back to when I bopped too hard to Phil Collins 1984 hit "Sussudio" in the car while driving to Aldi for Secret Cheese)
ME: Sex Games.
ME: (Thinking back to when I bopped too hard to Phil Collins 1984 hit "Sussudio" in the car while driving to Aldi for Secret Cheese)
ME: Sex Games.
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
DOCTOR: How did you hurt your neck?
ME: (Thinking back to when I bopped too hard to Phil Collins 1984 hit "Sussudio" in the car while driving to Aldi for Secret Cheese)
ME: Sex Games.
ME: (Thinking back to when I bopped too hard to Phil Collins 1984 hit "Sussudio" in the car while driving to Aldi for Secret Cheese)
ME: Sex Games.
People who don't give up their train seat to pregnant women are a 👏superstitious 👏 and 👏cowardly 👏lot
So folks become more honorable when Batman is standing in the room
Public policy talking heads on Bluesky...
Discuss this plz
Public policy talking heads on Bluesky...
Discuss this plz
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
People who don't give up their train seat to pregnant women are a 👏superstitious 👏 and 👏cowardly 👏lot
Years ago on a political show, I forget which, they visited party leaders' homes and during the Nathan Gill bit he stood creepily and too close to the reporter, speaking in an odd whispery voice. Anyway I'm not surprised he's facing jail time, I'm just surprised it's not for being a serial killer.
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Years ago on a political show, I forget which, they visited party leaders' homes and during the Nathan Gill bit he stood creepily and too close to the reporter, speaking in an odd whispery voice. Anyway I'm not surprised he's facing jail time, I'm just surprised it's not for being a serial killer.
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The greatest comic short story of all time. The original Peanuts strip that inspired the masterpiece. From Detective Comics 500 by Len Wein & Walt Simonson
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The greatest comic short story of all time. The original Peanuts strip that inspired the masterpiece. From Detective Comics 500 by Len Wein & Walt Simonson
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Once again, we are way too relaxed about the fact that "shooting Irish people is good actually" is a mainstream political position on the neighbouring island.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Once again, we are way too relaxed about the fact that "shooting Irish people is good actually" is a mainstream political position on the neighbouring island.
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Just when I think I know everything there is to know about Superman, I learn that Vladimir Nabokov wrote a poem about him in 1942 that got rejected by the New Yorker.
www.theguardian.com/books/2021/m...
www.theguardian.com/books/2021/m...
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Just when I think I know everything there is to know about Superman, I learn that Vladimir Nabokov wrote a poem about him in 1942 that got rejected by the New Yorker.
www.theguardian.com/books/2021/m...
www.theguardian.com/books/2021/m...
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Good people of Bluesky, I know you will be as shocked, confused and discombobulated as I am to see a “gender critical” parroting religious right, anti-abortion talking points. I am shooketh I tell you!
WHY DID NOBODY WARN US?
Narrator: trans people & allies have been warning us for years…
WHY DID NOBODY WARN US?
Narrator: trans people & allies have been warning us for years…
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Good people of Bluesky, I know you will be as shocked, confused and discombobulated as I am to see a “gender critical” parroting religious right, anti-abortion talking points. I am shooketh I tell you!
WHY DID NOBODY WARN US?
Narrator: trans people & allies have been warning us for years…
WHY DID NOBODY WARN US?
Narrator: trans people & allies have been warning us for years…
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Cymru: "daliwch ein cwrw!"
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Cymru: "daliwch ein cwrw!"
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Fucking hell that is succinct and completely on the button. This needs to be on posters in the street.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Fucking hell that is succinct and completely on the button. This needs to be on posters in the street.
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Generally received wisdom, but doesn't make the song less fun. It's just the verse which sucks.
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Generally received wisdom, but doesn't make the song less fun. It's just the verse which sucks.