Fourfoot
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Memo: Do not ask “what’s your favourite 80s disaster” on a date.
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I know politics sets an ankle-height bar generally, but Streeting is an absolute fucking weasel.
This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I know politics sets an ankle-height bar generally, but Streeting is an absolute fucking weasel.
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I wish the Beeb would stop droning on about British medal prospects/disappointments. Some of us enjoy watching the sports whoever is competing. #WinterOlympics
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I wish the Beeb would stop droning on about British medal prospects/disappointments. Some of us enjoy watching the sports whoever is competing. #WinterOlympics
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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Eventually they made a fifth channel to cover the last two categories
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Eventually they made a fifth channel to cover the last two categories
It’s rare that I binge an entire series in an evening. Absolutely adored this show.
Small Prophets is just wonderful. The same blend of kindness, strangeness and hope as Detectorists only this time with a little alchemy…
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 AM
It’s rare that I binge an entire series in an evening. Absolutely adored this show.
I can only whistle one tune, an ancient ballad called Old Kettle.
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I can only whistle one tune, an ancient ballad called Old Kettle.
Age verification?
I remember when there were four channels. The state channel, the middle class channel, the scumbag channel and the there might be something to knock one out over later on channel.*
*Not available in Cymru
I remember when there were four channels. The state channel, the middle class channel, the scumbag channel and the there might be something to knock one out over later on channel.*
*Not available in Cymru
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I remember when we used to leave our bikes laying around in the street, we knew who was at whose house because of which bikes were there. They never got nicked...
I remember when we used to leave our bikes laying around in the street, we knew who was at whose house because of which bikes were there. They never got nicked...
Age verification?
I remember when oven chips were a new product and crisps had so much salt on them, eating just one packet gave you elevated blood pressure.
I remember when oven chips were a new product and crisps had so much salt on them, eating just one packet gave you elevated blood pressure.
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Age verification?
I remember when there were four channels. The state channel, the middle class channel, the scumbag channel and the there might be something to knock one out over later on channel.*
*Not available in Cymru
I remember when there were four channels. The state channel, the middle class channel, the scumbag channel and the there might be something to knock one out over later on channel.*
*Not available in Cymru
February 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Small Prophets is just wonderful. The same blend of kindness, strangeness and hope as Detectorists only this time with a little alchemy…
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Small Prophets is just wonderful. The same blend of kindness, strangeness and hope as Detectorists only this time with a little alchemy…
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“I can confirm the Prince and Princess have been deeply concerned by the continuing revelations. Their thoughts remain focused on the victims,” a Kensington Palace spokesperson said on behalf of the royal couple.
Also, they’re on a trip to Saudi Arabia, where they totally love women.
Also, they’re on a trip to Saudi Arabia, where they totally love women.
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
“I can confirm the Prince and Princess have been deeply concerned by the continuing revelations. Their thoughts remain focused on the victims,” a Kensington Palace spokesperson said on behalf of the royal couple.
Also, they’re on a trip to Saudi Arabia, where they totally love women.
Also, they’re on a trip to Saudi Arabia, where they totally love women.
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All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc
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Keir Starmer meeting with his cabinet
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Keir Starmer meeting with his cabinet
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
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*jazz banjo intro*
🎶..over there a man with no hairah, lumps the size of plumsah, the council of inadequacies stand tall..ah🎶
*MES starts pulling his hair out*
🎶..over there a man with no hairah, lumps the size of plumsah, the council of inadequacies stand tall..ah🎶
*MES starts pulling his hair out*
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
*jazz banjo intro*
🎶..over there a man with no hairah, lumps the size of plumsah, the council of inadequacies stand tall..ah🎶
*MES starts pulling his hair out*
🎶..over there a man with no hairah, lumps the size of plumsah, the council of inadequacies stand tall..ah🎶
*MES starts pulling his hair out*
(My interior monologue as I glance at my cards during a game of Forgotten Sitcom Poker)
“Heh heh Piglet Files, and Wilderness Road. Eat my dust motherfucker.”
(My opponent throws down his cards)
“Fuck! Citizen Dad! I’m ruined!”
“Heh heh Piglet Files, and Wilderness Road. Eat my dust motherfucker.”
(My opponent throws down his cards)
“Fuck! Citizen Dad! I’m ruined!”
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
(My interior monologue as I glance at my cards during a game of Forgotten Sitcom Poker)
“Heh heh Piglet Files, and Wilderness Road. Eat my dust motherfucker.”
(My opponent throws down his cards)
“Fuck! Citizen Dad! I’m ruined!”
“Heh heh Piglet Files, and Wilderness Road. Eat my dust motherfucker.”
(My opponent throws down his cards)
“Fuck! Citizen Dad! I’m ruined!”
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Michael Fassbender's ex and her kids have a restraining order against him after horrific abuse.
Mark Wahlberg permanently blinded a man in a racist attack.
Chris Brown horrendously beat Rihanna to the point of hospitalisation.
That any of these men have careers and fans is baffling to me.
Mark Wahlberg permanently blinded a man in a racist attack.
Chris Brown horrendously beat Rihanna to the point of hospitalisation.
That any of these men have careers and fans is baffling to me.
amazing that every time i bring this up people are unaware of it. he really got away with it
The Adventures of Cliff Booth looks great!
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Michael Fassbender's ex and her kids have a restraining order against him after horrific abuse.
Mark Wahlberg permanently blinded a man in a racist attack.
Chris Brown horrendously beat Rihanna to the point of hospitalisation.
That any of these men have careers and fans is baffling to me.
Mark Wahlberg permanently blinded a man in a racist attack.
Chris Brown horrendously beat Rihanna to the point of hospitalisation.
That any of these men have careers and fans is baffling to me.
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"If it's me and yer discredited Welsh phrenologist on bongos, it's The Fall" - Mark E. Smith. Probably.
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 AM
"If it's me and yer discredited Welsh phrenologist on bongos, it's The Fall" - Mark E. Smith. Probably.
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Between his known treatment of women, his association with Weinstein, how he treated Uma Thurman, and his continued championing of Brad Pitt, a man who beat his wife and kids, we're going to learn some things about Tarantino when his lawyers and his rich mates can't protect him any more.
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Between his known treatment of women, his association with Weinstein, how he treated Uma Thurman, and his continued championing of Brad Pitt, a man who beat his wife and kids, we're going to learn some things about Tarantino when his lawyers and his rich mates can't protect him any more.
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That BlueSky map thing placed me in between Discredited Welsh Phrenologists and Former Members of The Fall.
February 9, 2026 at 10:50 AM
That BlueSky map thing placed me in between Discredited Welsh Phrenologists and Former Members of The Fall.
One of those Mondays where already I’ve heard shit news in two friends lives…
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 AM
One of those Mondays where already I’ve heard shit news in two friends lives…
Daniel Sturridge loved Mud
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Daniel Sturridge loved Mud
Fucking hell. Football.
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Fucking hell. Football.
I keep getting follow requests from accounts with names like “An avalanche has buried my children, please be my shovel”
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I keep getting follow requests from accounts with names like “An avalanche has buried my children, please be my shovel”