Fourfoot
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Memo: Do not ask “what’s your favourite 80s disaster” on a date.
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Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
The downside of a Thursday night 6 Nations game laid bare as I wake up in horror to it not being Saturday.
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 AM
The downside of a Thursday night 6 Nations game laid bare as I wake up in horror to it not being Saturday.
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-You strap these 2 boards to your feet then whizz down this slope at 60mph
-Sounds risky
-Then launch into the air and see how far you can fly
-With safety gear, right?
-A wee helmet and a skin-tight suit
-In the freezing cold?
-Yes. So?
-Well… OK
-Great. Let's start by injecting your penis.
-WTF?!
-Sounds risky
-Then launch into the air and see how far you can fly
-With safety gear, right?
-A wee helmet and a skin-tight suit
-In the freezing cold?
-Yes. So?
-Well… OK
-Great. Let's start by injecting your penis.
-WTF?!
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 AM
-You strap these 2 boards to your feet then whizz down this slope at 60mph
-Sounds risky
-Then launch into the air and see how far you can fly
-With safety gear, right?
-A wee helmet and a skin-tight suit
-In the freezing cold?
-Yes. So?
-Well… OK
-Great. Let's start by injecting your penis.
-WTF?!
-Sounds risky
-Then launch into the air and see how far you can fly
-With safety gear, right?
-A wee helmet and a skin-tight suit
-In the freezing cold?
-Yes. So?
-Well… OK
-Great. Let's start by injecting your penis.
-WTF?!
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It’s interesting who gets private investigators put on them and who just gets appointed ambassador
🔴 BREAKING: Labour Together paid controversial PR firm £30k to investigate journalists who were digging into how its undeclared funding
Reporters from Sunday Times, Guardian and other outlets targetted
*And* Morgan McSweeney knew about it
Full story:
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
Reporters from Sunday Times, Guardian and other outlets targetted
*And* Morgan McSweeney knew about it
Full story:
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
BREAKING: McSweeney’s think tank paid PR firm to investigate journalists
Labour Together put private investigators onto journalists writing about its funding. Starmer's right-hand man knew.
democracyforsale.substack.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It’s interesting who gets private investigators put on them and who just gets appointed ambassador
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Hey, several batches of baby formula from a couple different brands in the uk and Europe have been recalled for contamination causing illness: if you formula feed, check your supply. Info here:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
At least 36 UK infants ill after drinking contaminated baby formula
It comes after some batches made by Nestle and Danone were recalled after being contaminated with a toxin.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Hey, several batches of baby formula from a couple different brands in the uk and Europe have been recalled for contamination causing illness: if you formula feed, check your supply. Info here:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I wonder who was in charge of the music on Epstein’s island.
February 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I wonder who was in charge of the music on Epstein’s island.
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Getting made redundant by a disgusting old perv who wants to give a raise to the office junior he's porking, he is thirty years older than her and she's a thick cunt. DM me for the name of the college and senior academic 🤪
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Getting made redundant by a disgusting old perv who wants to give a raise to the office junior he's porking, he is thirty years older than her and she's a thick cunt. DM me for the name of the college and senior academic 🤪
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Appointing a repeatedly sacked corruption-magnet to a job on the basis that he'd get on well with the job's key contact due to their shared friendship with the world's worst sex offender is exactly the sort of thing the last Tory government would have done and the only real appeal Labour...
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Appointing a repeatedly sacked corruption-magnet to a job on the basis that he'd get on well with the job's key contact due to their shared friendship with the world's worst sex offender is exactly the sort of thing the last Tory government would have done and the only real appeal Labour...
(Lights darken save for a spotlight on Sir Ian McKellen)
“Will it be chips or jacket spuds…?”
(World Peace breaks out)
“Will it be chips or jacket spuds…?”
(World Peace breaks out)
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
(Lights darken save for a spotlight on Sir Ian McKellen)
“Will it be chips or jacket spuds…?”
(World Peace breaks out)
“Will it be chips or jacket spuds…?”
(World Peace breaks out)
6N Prediction Corner.
France 24 Ireland 17.
Italy 22 Scotland 18
England 47 Wales 38
France 24 Ireland 17.
Italy 22 Scotland 18
England 47 Wales 38
February 5, 2026 at 11:23 AM
6N Prediction Corner.
France 24 Ireland 17.
Italy 22 Scotland 18
England 47 Wales 38
France 24 Ireland 17.
Italy 22 Scotland 18
England 47 Wales 38
Dear Elon.
Please let me relieve you of the burden of one billion of your sadness dollars. I hate to see you in pain. I promise to spend the money on bringing back Twirls, luxury holidays and loads of fun stuff.
Please let me relieve you of the burden of one billion of your sadness dollars. I hate to see you in pain. I promise to spend the money on bringing back Twirls, luxury holidays and loads of fun stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Dear Elon.
Please let me relieve you of the burden of one billion of your sadness dollars. I hate to see you in pain. I promise to spend the money on bringing back Twirls, luxury holidays and loads of fun stuff.
Please let me relieve you of the burden of one billion of your sadness dollars. I hate to see you in pain. I promise to spend the money on bringing back Twirls, luxury holidays and loads of fun stuff.
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This is excellent.
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 AM
This is excellent.
Six Nations starts tonight. This is the most middle class I’ll be all year. And I’ve kinda fucked that up by having a Greggsfast.
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Six Nations starts tonight. This is the most middle class I’ll be all year. And I’ve kinda fucked that up by having a Greggsfast.
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Possible new record. The day was looking great at 7.15am, then immediately went down the pipes at 7.20am.
Good morning everyone, welcome to Thursday.
Good morning everyone, welcome to Thursday.
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Possible new record. The day was looking great at 7.15am, then immediately went down the pipes at 7.20am.
Good morning everyone, welcome to Thursday.
Good morning everyone, welcome to Thursday.
“Yes, my beautiful ones, Borderline by Madonna is about anal.”
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 AM
“Yes, my beautiful ones, Borderline by Madonna is about anal.”
I’ll be giggling at “below the salt” all day.
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 AM
I’ll be giggling at “below the salt” all day.
There are only two good days when you buy a Caribbean rape island for you and your soon to be blackmailed financier buddies. The day you buy it and the day your buddies arrange your murder to look like a suicide.
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 AM
There are only two good days when you buy a Caribbean rape island for you and your soon to be blackmailed financier buddies. The day you buy it and the day your buddies arrange your murder to look like a suicide.
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Watching the Epstein atrocities continuing to expand, one of the horrors is knowing that many of these men feel absolutely nothing for their victims beyond annoyance - they are gross narcissists who see the world as FOR THEM and to hell with the rest whatever the destruction and pain wrought
February 4, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Watching the Epstein atrocities continuing to expand, one of the horrors is knowing that many of these men feel absolutely nothing for their victims beyond annoyance - they are gross narcissists who see the world as FOR THEM and to hell with the rest whatever the destruction and pain wrought
That time i rewrote a Dylan classic to take aim at President Piece of Shit
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The Kids They Are In Cages
A few weeks ago, in disbelief at the latest dark chapter in the rise of American Fascism, and in a spare 20 minutes at work, I put together ...
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February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
That time i rewrote a Dylan classic to take aim at President Piece of Shit
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The crappy spread on the sandwiches totally ruined the funeral reception I was at yesterday. I told them "I can't bereave. It's not butter".
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
The crappy spread on the sandwiches totally ruined the funeral reception I was at yesterday. I told them "I can't bereave. It's not butter".
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You don’t look too fucking sorry
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
You don’t look too fucking sorry
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Trying to convince them to carpet bomb Ardal O’Hanlon’s house.
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Trying to convince them to carpet bomb Ardal O’Hanlon’s house.
Von Smallhousen at the Nuremberg Trials
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Von Smallhousen at the Nuremberg Trials