Fourfoot
@fourfoot.bsky.social
Memo: Do not ask “what’s your favourite 80s disaster” on a date.
It’s all getting a bit “staff vs pupils” from The Meaning of Life now and I’m not sure that’s the best advert for the game.
February 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
It’s all getting a bit “staff vs pupils” from The Meaning of Life now and I’m not sure that’s the best advert for the game.
Canton is apparently one of the hippest places to live in Britain.
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Canton is apparently one of the hippest places to live in Britain.
Owen Humphries with his air of “druggy cousin at your uncles funeral”
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Owen Humphries with his air of “druggy cousin at your uncles funeral”
The things that dog has witnessed.
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
The things that dog has witnessed.
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Well I don't think that's fine 🤬
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Well I don't think that's fine 🤬
Stone Cold Sober by Paloma Faith. #forgottenbangers
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Stone Cold Sober by Paloma Faith. #forgottenbangers
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When he was still Shadow Chancellor, in about 2006, I saw George Osborne on the platform of Cannon Street tube station. As the train arrived, I shouted “cunt” quite loudly and then hopped on to the train. I think I upset him and am therefore to blame for the years of austerity that followed.
February 7, 2026 at 11:15 AM
When he was still Shadow Chancellor, in about 2006, I saw George Osborne on the platform of Cannon Street tube station. As the train arrived, I shouted “cunt” quite loudly and then hopped on to the train. I think I upset him and am therefore to blame for the years of austerity that followed.
Promised a lonely friend I’d meet them for rugby pints and now I don’t want to go.
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Promised a lonely friend I’d meet them for rugby pints and now I don’t want to go.
August 31, 2011. Was Andrew in Sandringham that night?
Andrew was in New York when Virginia Giuffre claimed he sexually assaulted her, latest Epstein files reveal www.lbc.co.uk/article/andr...
Andrew was in New York when Virginia Giuffre claimed he sexually assaulted her, latest Epstein files reveal | LBC
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was in New York when his late accuser Virginia Giuffre claimed he sexually assaulted her while there, according to new emails.
www.lbc.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 10:41 AM
August 31, 2011. Was Andrew in Sandringham that night?
Alan Bennett posing for a selfie with a potato.
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Alan Bennett posing for a selfie with a potato.
Thanks Facebook for thinking I wanted to see a clip of millionaire ex footballers laughing at who had the worst pay deal.
February 7, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Thanks Facebook for thinking I wanted to see a clip of millionaire ex footballers laughing at who had the worst pay deal.
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If you voted for a known racist to be President then you are a racist, regardless if you now try to deny it.
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
If you voted for a known racist to be President then you are a racist, regardless if you now try to deny it.
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Quite funny that Starmer's allies are waking up to this point now …
Cuts to Winter Fuel… not in the manifesto
Disability benefit cuts… not in there either
Cutting jury trials… also not there
Digital ID… no mention
Raising employers NI… nope
Freezing tax threholds… nah
Contracts with Palantir… no
Cuts to Winter Fuel… not in the manifesto
Disability benefit cuts… not in there either
Cutting jury trials… also not there
Digital ID… no mention
Raising employers NI… nope
Freezing tax threholds… nah
Contracts with Palantir… no
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Quite funny that Starmer's allies are waking up to this point now …
Cuts to Winter Fuel… not in the manifesto
Disability benefit cuts… not in there either
Cutting jury trials… also not there
Digital ID… no mention
Raising employers NI… nope
Freezing tax threholds… nah
Contracts with Palantir… no
Cuts to Winter Fuel… not in the manifesto
Disability benefit cuts… not in there either
Cutting jury trials… also not there
Digital ID… no mention
Raising employers NI… nope
Freezing tax threholds… nah
Contracts with Palantir… no
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Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
The downside of a Thursday night 6 Nations game laid bare as I wake up in horror to it not being Saturday.
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 AM
The downside of a Thursday night 6 Nations game laid bare as I wake up in horror to it not being Saturday.
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-You strap these 2 boards to your feet then whizz down this slope at 60mph
-Sounds risky
-Then launch into the air and see how far you can fly
-With safety gear, right?
-A wee helmet and a skin-tight suit
-In the freezing cold?
-Yes. So?
-Well… OK
-Great. Let's start by injecting your penis.
-WTF?!
-Sounds risky
-Then launch into the air and see how far you can fly
-With safety gear, right?
-A wee helmet and a skin-tight suit
-In the freezing cold?
-Yes. So?
-Well… OK
-Great. Let's start by injecting your penis.
-WTF?!
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 AM
-You strap these 2 boards to your feet then whizz down this slope at 60mph
-Sounds risky
-Then launch into the air and see how far you can fly
-With safety gear, right?
-A wee helmet and a skin-tight suit
-In the freezing cold?
-Yes. So?
-Well… OK
-Great. Let's start by injecting your penis.
-WTF?!
-Sounds risky
-Then launch into the air and see how far you can fly
-With safety gear, right?
-A wee helmet and a skin-tight suit
-In the freezing cold?
-Yes. So?
-Well… OK
-Great. Let's start by injecting your penis.
-WTF?!
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It’s interesting who gets private investigators put on them and who just gets appointed ambassador
🔴 BREAKING: Labour Together paid controversial PR firm £30k to investigate journalists who were digging into how its undeclared funding
Reporters from Sunday Times, Guardian and other outlets targetted
*And* Morgan McSweeney knew about it
Full story:
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
Reporters from Sunday Times, Guardian and other outlets targetted
*And* Morgan McSweeney knew about it
Full story:
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
BREAKING: McSweeney’s think tank paid PR firm to investigate journalists
Labour Together put private investigators onto journalists writing about its funding. Starmer's right-hand man knew.
democracyforsale.substack.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It’s interesting who gets private investigators put on them and who just gets appointed ambassador
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Hey, several batches of baby formula from a couple different brands in the uk and Europe have been recalled for contamination causing illness: if you formula feed, check your supply. Info here:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
At least 36 UK infants ill after drinking contaminated baby formula
It comes after some batches made by Nestle and Danone were recalled after being contaminated with a toxin.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Hey, several batches of baby formula from a couple different brands in the uk and Europe have been recalled for contamination causing illness: if you formula feed, check your supply. Info here:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I wonder who was in charge of the music on Epstein’s island.
February 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I wonder who was in charge of the music on Epstein’s island.
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Getting made redundant by a disgusting old perv who wants to give a raise to the office junior he's porking, he is thirty years older than her and she's a thick cunt. DM me for the name of the college and senior academic 🤪
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Getting made redundant by a disgusting old perv who wants to give a raise to the office junior he's porking, he is thirty years older than her and she's a thick cunt. DM me for the name of the college and senior academic 🤪
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Appointing a repeatedly sacked corruption-magnet to a job on the basis that he'd get on well with the job's key contact due to their shared friendship with the world's worst sex offender is exactly the sort of thing the last Tory government would have done and the only real appeal Labour...
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Appointing a repeatedly sacked corruption-magnet to a job on the basis that he'd get on well with the job's key contact due to their shared friendship with the world's worst sex offender is exactly the sort of thing the last Tory government would have done and the only real appeal Labour...
(Lights darken save for a spotlight on Sir Ian McKellen)
“Will it be chips or jacket spuds…?”
(World Peace breaks out)
“Will it be chips or jacket spuds…?”
(World Peace breaks out)
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
(Lights darken save for a spotlight on Sir Ian McKellen)
“Will it be chips or jacket spuds…?”
(World Peace breaks out)
“Will it be chips or jacket spuds…?”
(World Peace breaks out)
6N Prediction Corner.
France 24 Ireland 17.
Italy 22 Scotland 18
England 47 Wales 38
France 24 Ireland 17.
Italy 22 Scotland 18
England 47 Wales 38
February 5, 2026 at 11:23 AM
6N Prediction Corner.
France 24 Ireland 17.
Italy 22 Scotland 18
England 47 Wales 38
France 24 Ireland 17.
Italy 22 Scotland 18
England 47 Wales 38
Dear Elon.
Please let me relieve you of the burden of one billion of your sadness dollars. I hate to see you in pain. I promise to spend the money on bringing back Twirls, luxury holidays and loads of fun stuff.
Please let me relieve you of the burden of one billion of your sadness dollars. I hate to see you in pain. I promise to spend the money on bringing back Twirls, luxury holidays and loads of fun stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Dear Elon.
Please let me relieve you of the burden of one billion of your sadness dollars. I hate to see you in pain. I promise to spend the money on bringing back Twirls, luxury holidays and loads of fun stuff.
Please let me relieve you of the burden of one billion of your sadness dollars. I hate to see you in pain. I promise to spend the money on bringing back Twirls, luxury holidays and loads of fun stuff.
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This is excellent.
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 AM
This is excellent.