Fourfoot
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Memo: Do not ask “what’s your favourite 80s disaster” on a date.
I know what Sinead O’Connor’s favourite vowel is
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I know what Sinead O’Connor’s favourite vowel is
Just remembered the time a girl I woke up next to one time got dressed by putting her socks on first.
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing an orange shirt with the word ew on it
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing an orange shirt with the word ew on it
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Just remembered the time a girl I woke up next to one time got dressed by putting her socks on first.
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"Experts and witnesses attributed this phenomenon to Israel’s systematic use of internationally prohibited thermal and thermobaric weapons, often referred to as vacuum or aerosol bombs, capable of generating temperatures exceeding 3,500 degrees Celsius [6,332 degrees Fahrenheit]."
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
"Experts and witnesses attributed this phenomenon to Israel’s systematic use of internationally prohibited thermal and thermobaric weapons, often referred to as vacuum or aerosol bombs, capable of generating temperatures exceeding 3,500 degrees Celsius [6,332 degrees Fahrenheit]."
In a pub with a load of University Challenge ultras. They’ve been hogging the jukebox and singing Bamber Gascoigne to the tune of Bamboleo for 2 hours solid.
It’s about to kick off though as a group of lads in Paxo scarves have arrived.
It’s about to kick off though as a group of lads in Paxo scarves have arrived.
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
In a pub with a load of University Challenge ultras. They’ve been hogging the jukebox and singing Bamber Gascoigne to the tune of Bamboleo for 2 hours solid.
It’s about to kick off though as a group of lads in Paxo scarves have arrived.
It’s about to kick off though as a group of lads in Paxo scarves have arrived.
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30 YEARS AGO TODAY: Michael Barrymore interviews Georgie Ellis, the daughter of the last woman to be hanged in Britain, and she sings a sultry ballad to him. Now read that sentence back to yourself.
Michael Barrymore interviews Georgie Ellis (Ruth Ellis' daughter)
Real car-crash TV, this. From November 1995. It's truly awful in every respect. Georgie Ellis deserved a proper interview, not this horrible disaster.
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
30 YEARS AGO TODAY: Michael Barrymore interviews Georgie Ellis, the daughter of the last woman to be hanged in Britain, and she sings a sultry ballad to him. Now read that sentence back to yourself.
“Ha ha that rapist cunt is dead and all the racists are crying” by me.
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
“Ha ha that rapist cunt is dead and all the racists are crying” by me.
Jacket potatoes for tea.
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Jacket potatoes for tea.
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Flawless, 10/10 ending
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Flawless, 10/10 ending
There was no career path more inevitable than Jhon Duran’s. A shame. But he was always a bit “what if Balotelli wanted to fight the world.”
He’ll be in the Scottish Prem within 3 years.
He’ll be in the Scottish Prem within 3 years.
The evermore bizarre tale of Jhon Duran: A fourth club in just over a year, Fenerbahce's wild summer pursuit (involving private jets, Colombia visits, boats, a helicopter & no wifi) and the shock of the 22-year-old leaving for Russia. @theathleticfc.bsky.social #AVFC
www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
The nomadic career of Jhon Duran and his fifth club in three years — Zenit St Petersburg
Jhon Duran has moved to Russia with Zenit St Petersburg his fifth club in three years. But why have there been so many transfers?
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
There was no career path more inevitable than Jhon Duran’s. A shame. But he was always a bit “what if Balotelli wanted to fight the world.”
He’ll be in the Scottish Prem within 3 years.
He’ll be in the Scottish Prem within 3 years.
Just had a follow request from “In the last ten minutes my children have all stubbed their toes, my freezer has packed in, my car has been stolen, and to put a ruddy tin hat on the whole darned thing, I’ve just found myself unable to stop humming Agadoo, please be a benevolent sheriff of my shire.”
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Just had a follow request from “In the last ten minutes my children have all stubbed their toes, my freezer has packed in, my car has been stolen, and to put a ruddy tin hat on the whole darned thing, I’ve just found myself unable to stop humming Agadoo, please be a benevolent sheriff of my shire.”
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Roobarb theme. You know which bit.
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Roobarb theme. You know which bit.
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I've also noticed that when we do, it's often one that nobody realised was still alive. Like an ex regional TVpresenter who was 98
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I've also noticed that when we do, it's often one that nobody realised was still alive. Like an ex regional TVpresenter who was 98
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A cheesy "TA-DA!" fanfare.
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
A cheesy "TA-DA!" fanfare.
They once played a recording of my voice to get a little kid out of a coma. It was a loop of me saying “wake up Darren I’m shagging your mum. Also your bed is on fire.”
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
They once played a recording of my voice to get a little kid out of a coma. It was a loop of me saying “wake up Darren I’m shagging your mum. Also your bed is on fire.”
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I reckon the bit on Two Tribes where it says "When you hear the air attack warning, you and your family must take cover."
Don't think three seconds would fit the first "ow ow owwwwww" in sadly.
Don't think three seconds would fit the first "ow ow owwwwww" in sadly.
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I reckon the bit on Two Tribes where it says "When you hear the air attack warning, you and your family must take cover."
Don't think three seconds would fit the first "ow ow owwwwww" in sadly.
Don't think three seconds would fit the first "ow ow owwwwww" in sadly.
We haven’t had a dead celebrity in ages. I’ve phoned them up and there’s been a backlog but they’re hoping to get a few out next week.
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
We haven’t had a dead celebrity in ages. I’ve phoned them up and there’s been a backlog but they’re hoping to get a few out next week.
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The opening to Jump Around by House Of Pain.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The opening to Jump Around by House Of Pain.
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The national anthem, as 1) it’d piss the gammons off and b) it’s all me arse.
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The national anthem, as 1) it’d piss the gammons off and b) it’s all me arse.
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The Flumps for me.
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The Flumps for me.
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On A Ragga Tip
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
On A Ragga Tip
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Jonny Briggs
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Jonny Briggs
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
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What’s Up is at least ridiculous enough to laugh at. Two Princes is just an abomination. Neither is as repugnant as Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe.
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
What’s Up is at least ridiculous enough to laugh at. Two Princes is just an abomination. Neither is as repugnant as Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe.
An American Civil War but based on which song civilians think is worse out of What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes or Two Princes by the Spin Doctors.
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 PM
An American Civil War but based on which song civilians think is worse out of What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes or Two Princes by the Spin Doctors.
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this