Fourfoot
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Memo: Do not ask “what’s your favourite 80s disaster” on a date.
There was no career path more inevitable than Jhon Duran’s. A shame. But he was always a bit “what if Balotelli wanted to fight the world.”
He’ll be in the Scottish Prem within 3 years.
He’ll be in the Scottish Prem within 3 years.
The evermore bizarre tale of Jhon Duran: A fourth club in just over a year, Fenerbahce's wild summer pursuit (involving private jets, Colombia visits, boats, a helicopter & no wifi) and the shock of the 22-year-old leaving for Russia. @theathleticfc.bsky.social #AVFC
www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
The nomadic career of Jhon Duran and his fifth club in three years — Zenit St Petersburg
Jhon Duran has moved to Russia with Zenit St Petersburg his fifth club in three years. But why have there been so many transfers?
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
There was no career path more inevitable than Jhon Duran’s. A shame. But he was always a bit “what if Balotelli wanted to fight the world.”
He’ll be in the Scottish Prem within 3 years.
He’ll be in the Scottish Prem within 3 years.
Just had a follow request from “In the last ten minutes my children have all stubbed their toes, my freezer has packed in, my car has been stolen, and to put a ruddy tin hat on the whole darned thing, I’ve just found myself unable to stop humming Agadoo, please be a benevolent sheriff of my shire.”
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Just had a follow request from “In the last ten minutes my children have all stubbed their toes, my freezer has packed in, my car has been stolen, and to put a ruddy tin hat on the whole darned thing, I’ve just found myself unable to stop humming Agadoo, please be a benevolent sheriff of my shire.”
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Roobarb theme. You know which bit.
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Roobarb theme. You know which bit.
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I've also noticed that when we do, it's often one that nobody realised was still alive. Like an ex regional TVpresenter who was 98
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I've also noticed that when we do, it's often one that nobody realised was still alive. Like an ex regional TVpresenter who was 98
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A cheesy "TA-DA!" fanfare.
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
A cheesy "TA-DA!" fanfare.
They once played a recording of my voice to get a little kid out of a coma. It was a loop of me saying “wake up Darren I’m shagging your mum. Also your bed is on fire.”
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
They once played a recording of my voice to get a little kid out of a coma. It was a loop of me saying “wake up Darren I’m shagging your mum. Also your bed is on fire.”
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I reckon the bit on Two Tribes where it says "When you hear the air attack warning, you and your family must take cover."
Don't think three seconds would fit the first "ow ow owwwwww" in sadly.
Don't think three seconds would fit the first "ow ow owwwwww" in sadly.
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I reckon the bit on Two Tribes where it says "When you hear the air attack warning, you and your family must take cover."
Don't think three seconds would fit the first "ow ow owwwwww" in sadly.
Don't think three seconds would fit the first "ow ow owwwwww" in sadly.
They used to but Brexit.
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
They used to but Brexit.
We haven’t had a dead celebrity in ages. I’ve phoned them up and there’s been a backlog but they’re hoping to get a few out next week.
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
We haven’t had a dead celebrity in ages. I’ve phoned them up and there’s been a backlog but they’re hoping to get a few out next week.
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The opening to Jump Around by House Of Pain.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The opening to Jump Around by House Of Pain.
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The national anthem, as 1) it’d piss the gammons off and b) it’s all me arse.
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The national anthem, as 1) it’d piss the gammons off and b) it’s all me arse.
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The Flumps for me.
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The Flumps for me.
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On A Ragga Tip
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
On A Ragga Tip
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Jonny Briggs
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Jonny Briggs
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
If every time you farted your arse played a three second clip of your musical choice, what would you go for?
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
I think I’d go for the first four notes of the Grange Hill theme.
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What’s Up is at least ridiculous enough to laugh at. Two Princes is just an abomination. Neither is as repugnant as Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe.
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
What’s Up is at least ridiculous enough to laugh at. Two Princes is just an abomination. Neither is as repugnant as Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe.
I think Trump supporters would pick the former….
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I think Trump supporters would pick the former….
An American Civil War but based on which song civilians think is worse out of What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes or Two Princes by the Spin Doctors.
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 PM
An American Civil War but based on which song civilians think is worse out of What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes or Two Princes by the Spin Doctors.
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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I know politics sets an ankle-height bar generally, but Streeting is an absolute fucking weasel.
This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I know politics sets an ankle-height bar generally, but Streeting is an absolute fucking weasel.
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rik mayall man down romantic story
YouTube video by Lord Flashheart
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February 10, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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I wish the Beeb would stop droning on about British medal prospects/disappointments. Some of us enjoy watching the sports whoever is competing. #WinterOlympics
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I wish the Beeb would stop droning on about British medal prospects/disappointments. Some of us enjoy watching the sports whoever is competing. #WinterOlympics