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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 4h

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 1d

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 1d

Rather than going for a standard phallus design, Russia's new nuclear-powered missile looks like a dog's lipstick

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 1d

Early warning signs

Zoë Grünewald @zoegrunewald.bsky.social · Sep 9

OMG I'm listening to Sarah Pochin. She can't be a real MP. She's like the female hard right David Brent

Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 2d

Went to the Goodwood motor circuit yesterday and not being much of a petrol head, I was the one cooing over the architecture instead

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 4d

The knocking down of the White House east wing to build a ballroom is completely legit. Trump brought in Hannah Ingram-Moore, daughter of Captain Tom, to sort out the planning permission

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 7d

Further Prince Andrew rumours that he could only maintain a semi'. And when it was only half way up it was neither up nor down.

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 7d

Clive Myrie on Mastermind keeps pronouncing Nirvana "Near-vana"

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 8d

Me watching the Strictly results:

"...and going through to the next round... Matey-Bobs and her off that programme"

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 10d

I'm sure I threw up outside a Spanish nightclub to this #totp

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 10d

@anglevictoria.bsky.social @sabinaspectabiles.bsky.social 👌🏼 #TOTP

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 10d

Pasta banana
Always be mine
#totp

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 11d

Is there a name for this sort of common misconception? Like Jaws not being the shark, or Mungo Jerry and Jamiroquai being the band names, not the singers.

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 17d

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 19d

Thotally Thom!

Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 19d

Why does this look like a poster for a Disney film where Tom York is the new principal in school for gifted loners? #straighttodisneyadd

Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 19d

Unpopular opinion but I loved this film. It was like a live action Viz comic strip. The US shouldn't be the only country to be allowed to make 'gross-out' films.

Chortle @chortle.bsky.social · 20d

Sex Lives Of The Potato Men: The TV series?

Creator mooted plans to revive one of the most-slated British comedy films ever

dlvr.it

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 21d

Spoiler alert - It's taxidermy cat-faced ex-pat Tory donor Charlie Mullins

Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 22d

Straight up. If anyone who understands crisp factories is reading this, explain that

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 22d

I once had a bag of crisps which contained a single whole, salt & vinegar flavoured potato.

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 22d

Never ever bloody anything ever

CNBC @cnbc.com · 22d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

cnb.cx

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · 26d

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · Sep 28

I cook on gas at home and have just had to stay somewhere with an electric ceramic hob

Old illustration of a pair of Luddites smashing the shit out of factory equipment

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · Sep 23

Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?

Because all the autistic people ate them

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · Sep 22

He looks like a headteacher at morning assembly, announcing that a copy of Readers Wives has been found in the boys changing room.

If I was good at Photoshop, this would be marginally funnier

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Angle Victoria @anglevictoria.bsky.social · Sep 20

So wet and sensitive, they want to see a man get shot. OK