Angle Victoria
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They're bringing Hublot on
@OriginalPonk on the other place
@OriginalPonk on the other place
Herve you tried turneng eet erf ernd ern again?
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Herve you tried turneng eet erf ernd ern again?
"...and my fanny's already like a cleaner's bucket in a blancmange factory"
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"...and my fanny's already like a cleaner's bucket in a blancmange factory"
Is it wanking?
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Is it wanking?
The flag's upside down, mate
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The flag's upside down, mate
He showed her his pie... so he could see hers
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
He showed her his pie... so he could see hers
My lunch seems to have arranged itself into some sort of chupacabras shit
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My lunch seems to have arranged itself into some sort of chupacabras shit
So I've just heard that the singer from Living in a Box has passed
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So I've just heard that the singer from Living in a Box has passed
You can do anything but lay off of my
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You can do anything but lay off of my
Post something random or you’ll have an AWFUL November
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an AWFUL November
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Rather than going for a standard phallus design, Russia's new nuclear-powered missile looks like a dog's lipstick
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Rather than going for a standard phallus design, Russia's new nuclear-powered missile looks like a dog's lipstick
Went to the Goodwood motor circuit yesterday and not being much of a petrol head, I was the one cooing over the architecture instead
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Went to the Goodwood motor circuit yesterday and not being much of a petrol head, I was the one cooing over the architecture instead
Clive Myrie on Mastermind keeps pronouncing Nirvana "Near-vana"
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Clive Myrie on Mastermind keeps pronouncing Nirvana "Near-vana"
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the
Fifteen miles to the
October 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the
Fifteen miles to the
I cook on gas at home and have just had to stay somewhere with an electric ceramic hob
September 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I cook on gas at home and have just had to stay somewhere with an electric ceramic hob
He looks like a headteacher at morning assembly, announcing that a copy of Readers Wives has been found in the boys changing room.
If I was good at Photoshop, this would be marginally funnier
If I was good at Photoshop, this would be marginally funnier
September 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
He looks like a headteacher at morning assembly, announcing that a copy of Readers Wives has been found in the boys changing room.
If I was good at Photoshop, this would be marginally funnier
If I was good at Photoshop, this would be marginally funnier
Somebody needs to go back to medical school
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Somebody needs to go back to medical school
... and she said "Well, I don't think you're a fishmonger. I think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory."
September 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
... and she said "Well, I don't think you're a fishmonger. I think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory."
Like discerning, but funkier
September 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Like discerning, but funkier
When I'm not posting shit, I like to womble around on beaches looking for fossils. After a good storm and low tide, I give you a collection of Eocene sharks teeth, turtle shell, crocodile scute, random bones and even a piece of swordfish snout.
Swearing and dad jokes will resume now
Swearing and dad jokes will resume now
September 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When I'm not posting shit, I like to womble around on beaches looking for fossils. After a good storm and low tide, I give you a collection of Eocene sharks teeth, turtle shell, crocodile scute, random bones and even a piece of swordfish snout.
Swearing and dad jokes will resume now
Swearing and dad jokes will resume now
So he says "how would you like me to punch YOU in the balls?"
an' I says back "help yourself, mate. One of them's plastic. The other one's numb from the wanking"
an' I says back "help yourself, mate. One of them's plastic. The other one's numb from the wanking"
September 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
So he says "how would you like me to punch YOU in the balls?"
an' I says back "help yourself, mate. One of them's plastic. The other one's numb from the wanking"
an' I says back "help yourself, mate. One of them's plastic. The other one's numb from the wanking"