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Keith Denchfield
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People’s Republic of Hernebaynia
Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear
Unashamedly woke he/him
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December 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Whoever drew this:
December 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you
September 13, 2023 at 10:16 AM
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This. I've reposted this and posting this separately because THIS
December 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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No one ever makes any jokes about Jonestown.

Then again, that's probably because the punchlines are way too long... 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Apparently black is the new orange.
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If you see this, share a redhead
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Sit down, Karoline. Sit the fuck DOWN.
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Protected by the usual suspects too
bsky.app/profile/sara...
Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
December 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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It's done! And ahead of schedule... (for once!)

A fully revised 2026 version of the Risps PDF eBook is now available for free, from

www.risps.co.uk

and from Payhip.

payhip.com/b/RGKPF

An early Ch-risp-mas present?

With best wishes of the season,

Jonny
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Let’s see you at 21!
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Mr. President, please lead by example
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If I had a pound for every time I’d read “undignified behaviour for a fifa peace prize winner”….

I’d have £7.50
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Is it cos he can’t see over the top?
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM