Keith Denchfield
@keithdenchfield.bsky.social
People’s Republic of Hernebaynia
Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear
Unashamedly woke he/him
Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear
Unashamedly woke he/him
Going to make the “suicide” harder to stage
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Going to make the “suicide” harder to stage
From the design house* that bought you the Tesla Cybertruck
*ketamine addled fever dream
*ketamine addled fever dream
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
From the design house* that bought you the Tesla Cybertruck
*ketamine addled fever dream
*ketamine addled fever dream
What do we want?
Utter puerility
When do we want it?
Utter puerility
When do we want it?
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
What do we want?
Utter puerility
When do we want it?
Utter puerility
When do we want it?
Reposted by Keith Denchfield
Whoever drew this:
December 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Whoever drew this:
It’s not like he’d give away his location by failing to move a pizza box off camera.
Oh wait
Oh wait
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s not like he’d give away his location by failing to move a pizza box off camera.
Oh wait
Oh wait
Proper ghosting
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Proper ghosting
Oh wow. Thought my issue was post radiotherapy fatigue.
December 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oh wow. Thought my issue was post radiotherapy fatigue.
That’s a revelation
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
That’s a revelation
Bet they also project PowerPoint in edit mode
December 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bet they also project PowerPoint in edit mode
Cheese aisle
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Cheese aisle
So impersonating a police officer is a good look- given the police’s record recently I’m staggered it’s worked
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
So impersonating a police officer is a good look- given the police’s record recently I’m staggered it’s worked
For the doubters it’s real www.bbc.com/news/article...
Somerset surgeon invents plastic-reducing urine collection pot
Urologist Nick Burns-Cox hopes it will reduce the use of single-use plastic in the NHS.
www.bbc.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
For the doubters it’s real www.bbc.com/news/article...
Oh it was right there
a cartoon cat says " for shame " while walking
ALT: a cartoon cat says " for shame " while walking
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Oh it was right there
But Michael’s already got his gloves on?
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
But Michael’s already got his gloves on?
Canterbury the previous Friday was alive- walked thru about 6:30, buzzing, even a 6 man tear up outside Cafe Neros!
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Canterbury the previous Friday was alive- walked thru about 6:30, buzzing, even a 6 man tear up outside Cafe Neros!
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Apparently black is the new orange.
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Apparently black is the new orange.