Fourfoot
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Memo: Do not ask “what’s your favourite 80s disaster” on a date.
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craigare.bsky.social
William, It Was Really Notting Hill
fourfoot.bsky.social
One of the great pop records of my life. Like Roxy Music dragged through a hedge full of porn.
fourfoot.bsky.social
Met some amazing people. Made lifelong friends. Worked on some cool stuff. The plusses outweigh the negatives for now.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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manxinwales.bsky.social
Ah, the long generation! It ALWAYS amazes me and I've no idea why it doesn't make more people interested in history. I knew my great gran who was born in the 1880s. We did history at junior school and my nan and great gran were alive for all the stuff we studied! Left me fascinated for life...
fourfoot.bsky.social
Now thinking the Arcade Fire should have covered A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square…
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mrsnodes.bsky.social
Mate of mines Nanna died at 104 a couple of years back and we worked out that, as a young child, she could have conceivably met people born under George IV.
fourfoot.bsky.social
Makes Laughing Ed Davey and his tiresome summer of trampolines and splash parks look like Churchill.
Robert Jenrick, a kind of JD Vance for Express readers, premieres his ventriloquist act at the Annual Gathering of Britain’s Stupidest Cunts.
fourfoot.bsky.social
Vera Lynn recorded singles in both the same year as “The Stately Homes of England” by Noel Coward and “The Suburbs” by Arcade Fire
fourfoot.bsky.social
Also Peter Shilton played competitive professional English football matches in the same season as both John Charles and Jamie Carragher.
fourfoot.bsky.social
A set of extremely unusual circumstances admittedly but Winston Churchill could conceivably have been present at both Custers Last Stand and Stone Cold Steve Austin’s birth.
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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kathyburke.bsky.social
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
fourfoot.bsky.social
“Here I am, stuck out in the Yukon with my two mongoloid sons.”

“Ah, they’re not so bad…”

“Stop, I’ve taken shits I want to live with more than them.”

Forgot how goddamn funny Fargo is in places.
fourfoot.bsky.social
We were far too cool to openly like Bryan Adams of course. And that friendship group disintegrated completely within a couple of years but that night, we were inseparable and invincible. Those pissed singalongs were so heartfelt, not a cynical or ironic thing about them. I miss those young idiots.
fourfoot.bsky.social
Just got very “hay fever” just then overhearing Bryan Adams “heaven” coming from a neighbours kitchen, and very vividly remembering being about 17, walking about seven miles home with a group of pals singing it shitfaced but as though our lives depended on it….
fourfoot.bsky.social
Monday night drinks remain the hardcore drinks.
fourfoot.bsky.social
I brought a young Avengers fan out of a coma once by singing a special version of the Nescafé song to him in hospital.

“Nescafé. Nescafé. No better way to start your day. Isn’t it time that you woke up. Jason wake up you lazy fuck…”
Gareth Hunt sitting enjoying a hot drink with his coffee bitches, Keeno and Stubbsy.
fourfoot.bsky.social
This is almost as bad as the Jamiroquai/Winona Ryder one.
clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF
fourfoot.bsky.social
It’s a quote from the Imitation Game. It’s the bit where Benny Cucumbers stops being gay and breaks the Magic Nazi Password Machine.
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harryflowers.bsky.social
“What is the charge? Being a fraud? A succulent Australian fraud?”
Postecoglou as the Succulent Chinese Meal bloke
fourfoot.bsky.social
Absolutely loved this.

Although it did leave me feeling emasculated by comparison.
andrewmale.bsky.social
Johnny does not lie. It is magnificent. Do not watch if you have any fear of water whatsoever.
johnnymains.co.uk
Genuinely the greatest documentary the BBC have ever made - THE LAST LIGHTHOUSE - am utterly thrilled it's now on youtube. youtu.be/bc9qxyf_suI?...