Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
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Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
· Feb 12
If the content or operation of this account displeases any of you please simply unfollow, mute, block etc.
It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.
It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.
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Who in the Fallout 3 non playable character is that woman you all keep posting?
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Who in the Fallout 3 non playable character is that woman you all keep posting?
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Joe Loss doing a twist version of the Steptoe and Son theme. Remarkable thing. Love the deck it's being played on, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds_a...
Joe Loss - "'Steptoe & Son' theme" TWIST! - '63
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November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Joe Loss doing a twist version of the Steptoe and Son theme. Remarkable thing. Love the deck it's being played on, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds_a...
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Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
London is daft innit?
It’s just 25 copies of the same high street nailed to each other, nobody needs that many Joe the Juice?
No idea why they made that the centre of fucking everything. Bury St. Edmunds is nicer. It’s got a really old Greggs.
Treat yourself. Visit Bury St. Edmunds.
It’s just 25 copies of the same high street nailed to each other, nobody needs that many Joe the Juice?
No idea why they made that the centre of fucking everything. Bury St. Edmunds is nicer. It’s got a really old Greggs.
Treat yourself. Visit Bury St. Edmunds.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
London is daft innit?
It’s just 25 copies of the same high street nailed to each other, nobody needs that many Joe the Juice?
No idea why they made that the centre of fucking everything. Bury St. Edmunds is nicer. It’s got a really old Greggs.
Treat yourself. Visit Bury St. Edmunds.
It’s just 25 copies of the same high street nailed to each other, nobody needs that many Joe the Juice?
No idea why they made that the centre of fucking everything. Bury St. Edmunds is nicer. It’s got a really old Greggs.
Treat yourself. Visit Bury St. Edmunds.
Tell us Jonesy, what news of that London, what did thoust do there?
I sat in a room, with ppl paid more in a week than I will earn all year, trying to get them to share IT requirements, whilst they talked about skiing.
I, myself, have never paid to go on holiday somewhere colder than where I live.
I sat in a room, with ppl paid more in a week than I will earn all year, trying to get them to share IT requirements, whilst they talked about skiing.
I, myself, have never paid to go on holiday somewhere colder than where I live.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tell us Jonesy, what news of that London, what did thoust do there?
I sat in a room, with ppl paid more in a week than I will earn all year, trying to get them to share IT requirements, whilst they talked about skiing.
I, myself, have never paid to go on holiday somewhere colder than where I live.
I sat in a room, with ppl paid more in a week than I will earn all year, trying to get them to share IT requirements, whilst they talked about skiing.
I, myself, have never paid to go on holiday somewhere colder than where I live.
On the bleedin train ain’t I?
I’ve had a rushed bunch of nuggets for tea and I am not feeling tremendously well.
Sent platitudes, flattery and jelly babies.
X
I’ve had a rushed bunch of nuggets for tea and I am not feeling tremendously well.
Sent platitudes, flattery and jelly babies.
X
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
On the bleedin train ain’t I?
I’ve had a rushed bunch of nuggets for tea and I am not feeling tremendously well.
Sent platitudes, flattery and jelly babies.
X
I’ve had a rushed bunch of nuggets for tea and I am not feeling tremendously well.
Sent platitudes, flattery and jelly babies.
X
Just heard about the milkshake tax.
FFS, just fallen in love with Choocmel.
FFS, just fallen in love with Choocmel.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just heard about the milkshake tax.
FFS, just fallen in love with Choocmel.
FFS, just fallen in love with Choocmel.
Having this guy quite so prominently is funny
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Having this guy quite so prominently is funny
On a delayed, now stopping everywhere due to other delays, slow train to televisions *that* London for work. Only do it once a month but it’s rarely straightforward.
If you’re very good I’ll see how many Citroens the lxd in Roupell Street has this time.
If you’re very good I’ll see how many Citroens the lxd in Roupell Street has this time.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
On a delayed, now stopping everywhere due to other delays, slow train to televisions *that* London for work. Only do it once a month but it’s rarely straightforward.
If you’re very good I’ll see how many Citroens the lxd in Roupell Street has this time.
If you’re very good I’ll see how many Citroens the lxd in Roupell Street has this time.
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Indoor work with no heavy lifting.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Indoor work with no heavy lifting.
Seen today’s thing (Musk on Joe Rogans podcast). Disheartened once again that the lovely Chris Harris, the only bright bit of revived Top Gear, did the same podcast.
Being given an appearance fee to talk about something you like must be nice,but do consider who’s asking to be associated with you x
Being given an appearance fee to talk about something you like must be nice,but do consider who’s asking to be associated with you x
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Seen today’s thing (Musk on Joe Rogans podcast). Disheartened once again that the lovely Chris Harris, the only bright bit of revived Top Gear, did the same podcast.
Being given an appearance fee to talk about something you like must be nice,but do consider who’s asking to be associated with you x
Being given an appearance fee to talk about something you like must be nice,but do consider who’s asking to be associated with you x
Who puts a big scary project call in at 9am on a Monday. Like a big shitty bowl of shredded wheats to set you up for the day.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Who puts a big scary project call in at 9am on a Monday. Like a big shitty bowl of shredded wheats to set you up for the day.
Paul Merton on Have I Got News For You always irks me when he sandbags other peoples jokes. Just watching this week and he seems to have the right brass arsehole.
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Paul Merton on Have I Got News For You always irks me when he sandbags other peoples jokes. Just watching this week and he seems to have the right brass arsehole.
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“Could the owner of a blue Vauxhall Opel, registration number PPW 304R, please move your vehicle, which is blocking in a number of other cars?”
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
“Could the owner of a blue Vauxhall Opel, registration number PPW 304R, please move your vehicle, which is blocking in a number of other cars?”
Me as your Bsky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Me as your Bsky therapist
Put fresh spinach leaves in with the (strained) new potatoes for a couple of mins.
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November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Put fresh spinach leaves in with the (strained) new potatoes for a couple of mins.
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
Re: The Football and Nottingham Forest FC
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Re: The Football and Nottingham Forest FC
Singing “Documents” to the “Popular” show tune from Wicked.
“Documents, you’re gonna make documents.
Gonna sum by line and insert formulae…”
“Documents, you’re gonna make documents.
Gonna sum by line and insert formulae…”
“Documents (feat. Nas)” by Slick Rick #nowplaying #6music
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Singing “Documents” to the “Popular” show tune from Wicked.
“Documents, you’re gonna make documents.
Gonna sum by line and insert formulae…”
“Documents, you’re gonna make documents.
Gonna sum by line and insert formulae…”
In happier news, smashing pair of lads.
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
In happier news, smashing pair of lads.
Opened phone to 30+ notifications (which I understand is the limit), immediately felt quite scared and that I’d shit the internet bed of things.
Turns out you all hate the Brandreth as much as me and I am among my people.
Love you lxds (nlt).
X
(nlt, for the unaccustomed, means “not like that”)
Turns out you all hate the Brandreth as much as me and I am among my people.
Love you lxds (nlt).
X
(nlt, for the unaccustomed, means “not like that”)
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Opened phone to 30+ notifications (which I understand is the limit), immediately felt quite scared and that I’d shit the internet bed of things.
Turns out you all hate the Brandreth as much as me and I am among my people.
Love you lxds (nlt).
X
(nlt, for the unaccustomed, means “not like that”)
Turns out you all hate the Brandreth as much as me and I am among my people.
Love you lxds (nlt).
X
(nlt, for the unaccustomed, means “not like that”)
<turns on telly>
<turns off telly>
<throws television into sea>
<turns off telly>
<throws television into sea>
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
<turns on telly>
<turns off telly>
<throws television into sea>
<turns off telly>
<throws television into sea>