Why aren’t my other muscles made out of ribs and diaphragms and stuff that just go on forever
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Why aren’t my other muscles made out of ribs and diaphragms and stuff that just go on forever
Had a nightmare breakfast butty. Ordered a sausage sandwich with a hash brown and tomato sauce, but received actually sliced tomato. And the only red sauce to hand had 50% less salt and sugar.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Had a nightmare breakfast butty. Ordered a sausage sandwich with a hash brown and tomato sauce, but received actually sliced tomato. And the only red sauce to hand had 50% less salt and sugar.
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I will say ‘good morning’ now in case the networks get overloaded
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I will say ‘good morning’ now in case the networks get overloaded
Really wish I knew what flavour crisps Emma had on her sandwich. I guess we’ll never know
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Really wish I knew what flavour crisps Emma had on her sandwich. I guess we’ll never know
I had three cans of fosters but I’ll probably play it down a bit at work tomoz
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I had three cans of fosters but I’ll probably play it down a bit at work tomoz
Sometimes you just have to roll with it
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sometimes you just have to roll with it
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The sexual tension between my main and my alt
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The sexual tension between my main and my alt
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AWAKE BRITAIN, BUT NEEDS COFFEE AND A SHIT, JUST LEAVE BRITAIN ALONE FOR TEN MINUTES, PLEASE
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
AWAKE BRITAIN, BUT NEEDS COFFEE AND A SHIT, JUST LEAVE BRITAIN ALONE FOR TEN MINUTES, PLEASE
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A second BBC has hit the BBC
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A second BBC has hit the BBC
Three things aren’t working this evening. Three! I can handle one, but three!
a group of stuffed animals are sitting on a red couch ..
ALT: a group of stuffed animals are sitting on a red couch ..
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Three things aren’t working this evening. Three! I can handle one, but three!
The rain has set in on a certain region of my jeans
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The rain has set in on a certain region of my jeans
The Monday alarm always hits hardest
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The Monday alarm always hits hardest
My mate is currently saying: “come and see the invisible car.”
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My mate is currently saying: “come and see the invisible car.”
“And if you could sum that up in four words for clickbait, Your Highness...?”
- The Daily Star
- The Daily Star
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
“And if you could sum that up in four words for clickbait, Your Highness...?”
- The Daily Star
- The Daily Star
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I am watching a Netflix original sitcom from 2016. I think it’s quite good so far. I came across it by accident but actually haha imagine if there was some sort of algorithm that would suggest these things
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I am watching a Netflix original sitcom from 2016. I think it’s quite good so far. I came across it by accident but actually haha imagine if there was some sort of algorithm that would suggest these things
How is it bedtime already smdh
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
How is it bedtime already smdh
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Just saw a "hack" on Instagram that is turning the numbered valve on a radiator to make it hotter or colder.
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just saw a "hack" on Instagram that is turning the numbered valve on a radiator to make it hotter or colder.
[roll titles for Casualty]
Dinners on
*chip pans heating up
*chip pans heating up
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
[roll titles for Casualty]
I have made the mistake of rewinding 30 seconds while streaming channel 4
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I have made the mistake of rewinding 30 seconds while streaming channel 4
I am high on MSG and Moretti Sale de Mer. I am high on salt.
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I am high on MSG and Moretti Sale de Mer. I am high on salt.
Peroni in the freezer I know I know it’s delicious
October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Peroni in the freezer I know I know it’s delicious
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this isn't mediation it's a debeefing
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
this isn't mediation it's a debeefing