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Aubrey W'moreland

@gayspacedeer.bsky.social

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Westmoreland, Aubrey F. PO1 UN Star Guard (med. ret.) RC-76 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯 'Gᴏ, Aɴᴅ Dᴏ Tʜᴏᴜ Lɪᴋᴇᴡɪsᴇ'

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h

They're calling him the most French man in history

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 2h

A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.

Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag

A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 4h

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 12h

the goal is always further away

Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 12h

everything sucks

Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 12h

who the fuck is astead

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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 17h

off the clock so i redrew that sketch

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 13h

a well camouflaged parasite is still a parasite! to hell with them!

Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 14h

yes yes yes yes

Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 15h

the only fridge pickles they got at my stores are clausens with the goddamn iron hides and Some Other Bullshit brand where it's all salt

Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 15h

what the hell is with clausen pickles the last few years, why are the skins of all the pickles made of fucking kevlar

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 15h

maybe i'm thinking in the wrong direction, there's that gif of a tardigrade rubbing its back on the surface of a bubble, maybe we need to develop nanobots to pet microbes. maybe all covid wants is spike-protein-pats

Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 15h

i like those videos where they embed a huge car wash brush on like a steel fencepost in two foot of concrete in a cow... area. and then the cows can walk over and get scratches from it. they should try those in reefs and gulfs and such, see if fishes and whales seek out the BIG BRUSH

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 15h

i bet petting sharks and rays and whatnot is pretty out of control, too, they don't even have limbs to scratch with, they don't know what scritches is. a giraffe can probably tuck its head way down and sorta paw at its neck with a back foot at least, but sharks don't even have feet

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 15h

i wonder what the most satisfying creature to pet/scritch would be.
my first thought would be a giraffe. like if you got up there in a cherry picker with one of those big stiff-bristly horse-brushes and got in there real good behind the ears, i bet that'd be next-level for the giraffe

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 17h

choosing to read this as "a long-baseball fan" and the pitcher throws a leather ball shaped like a Pringles can

Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 17h

never! [r2s your d2]

a phalanx ciws, with its r2d2like radome

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18h

i can’t turn on the tv because someone is apparently blocking the remote sensor so i guess i’m watching the nyx show

nyx (black cat) sitting on the soundbar in front of my tv, staring at me

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 18h

[chiseling a bas relief of lesbian romance into the lintel of my temple] sapphic design is my passion

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 18h

looks like it worked this time! really excellent work!

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 18h

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 18h

lump's snores did drone neath the coffe table
totally motionless except for his tail
pats rained down upon lump's big haunches
he totally enthralled all the watching dog mommas

he's lump, he's lump
he's in my feed
he's lump, he's lump, he's lump
he's a good boy indeed

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el-yeguero.bsky.social @el-yeguero.bsky.social · 22h

#deer #inktober
2025-10-30

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Menotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 20h

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 20h

ordering a copy of the scratch and sniff novelization, invitation to smell