Albatross
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Bob Alberti (he/him). Internet pioneer RFC 1436; created world's 1st commercial MMORPG (1983); CISSP, SABSA; photographer; comedian; author; playwright.
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Usually a Man in the Middle Attack doesn't have an actual man in the middle.
#infosec #security #dontdothis #inadvisable #WAP
#infosec #security #dontdothis #inadvisable #WAP
From the WTF community on Reddit: A man in Kenya walks around with a Wi-Fi router on his head, connecting users to the internet for a fee.
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February 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Usually a Man in the Middle Attack doesn't have an actual man in the middle.
#infosec #security #dontdothis #inadvisable #WAP
#infosec #security #dontdothis #inadvisable #WAP
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Want to get rid of Stephen Miller?
Get reporters to repeatedly ask the President, "Is it true that Stephen Miller is actually the president and you're a figurehead?"
One or the other of them will be gone in a week.
Get reporters to repeatedly ask the President, "Is it true that Stephen Miller is actually the president and you're a figurehead?"
One or the other of them will be gone in a week.
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Want to get rid of Stephen Miller?
Get reporters to repeatedly ask the President, "Is it true that Stephen Miller is actually the president and you're a figurehead?"
One or the other of them will be gone in a week.
Get reporters to repeatedly ask the President, "Is it true that Stephen Miller is actually the president and you're a figurehead?"
One or the other of them will be gone in a week.
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I'm looking forward to going to the theater to see 'Melania' tonight!
Said absolutely nobody, anywhere, ever, including her "husband."
Said absolutely nobody, anywhere, ever, including her "husband."
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I'm looking forward to going to the theater to see 'Melania' tonight!
Said absolutely nobody, anywhere, ever, including her "husband."
Said absolutely nobody, anywhere, ever, including her "husband."
Dead cottonwood, middle-of-nowhere, Arizona
#photography #landscape #tree #cottonwood #arizona #gailuro #treetuesday
#photography #landscape #tree #cottonwood #arizona #gailuro #treetuesday
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Dead cottonwood, middle-of-nowhere, Arizona
#photography #landscape #tree #cottonwood #arizona #gailuro #treetuesday
#photography #landscape #tree #cottonwood #arizona #gailuro #treetuesday
It's as if someone said, "Let's do Kent State again, but one at a time over a couple of months."
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
It's as if someone said, "Let's do Kent State again, but one at a time over a couple of months."
I'd like to see the planning meeting for this spam.
"We gotta gain his trust to get him to click these links... from what email address shall we send this? I know! Nine question marks!"
"Boss! Boss! Be sure to build the Subject line in Unicode Scrabble […]
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January 23, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I'd like to see the planning meeting for this spam.
"We gotta gain his trust to get him to click these links... from what email address shall we send this? I know! Nine question marks!"
"Boss! Boss! Be sure to build the Subject line in Unicode Scrabble […]
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"We gotta gain his trust to get him to click these links... from what email address shall we send this? I know! Nine question marks!"
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Scanning and I come across a forty-some-year-old photo of my best friend and before I can stop I think, "I better set this one aside for the photoboard at his funeral."
Stupid brain.
Fucking cancer.
Stupid brain.
Fucking cancer.
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Scanning and I come across a forty-some-year-old photo of my best friend and before I can stop I think, "I better set this one aside for the photoboard at his funeral."
Stupid brain.
Fucking cancer.
Stupid brain.
Fucking cancer.
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Fucking mainstream media obediently clutching their pearls about Fucking Frey's f-bomb rather than being mortified and appalled that a fucking lunatic with a gun is still free after murdering a woman on camera because he felt emasculated.
January 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Fucking mainstream media obediently clutching their pearls about Fucking Frey's f-bomb rather than being mortified and appalled that a fucking lunatic with a gun is still free after murdering a woman on camera because he felt emasculated.
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Jack Smith: I have indisputable evidence of █████ criming five years ago!
█████: *sells pardons* -indiscriminately bombs- ~deports citizens~ %demolishes White House% +defaces memorial+ =posts insane, threatening rants= )withholds Federal funds(
"What? I can't hear you over all my current criming!"
█████: *sells pardons* -indiscriminately bombs- ~deports citizens~ %demolishes White House% +defaces memorial+ =posts insane, threatening rants= )withholds Federal funds(
"What? I can't hear you over all my current criming!"
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Jack Smith: I have indisputable evidence of █████ criming five years ago!
█████: *sells pardons* -indiscriminately bombs- ~deports citizens~ %demolishes White House% +defaces memorial+ =posts insane, threatening rants= )withholds Federal funds(
"What? I can't hear you over all my current criming!"
█████: *sells pardons* -indiscriminately bombs- ~deports citizens~ %demolishes White House% +defaces memorial+ =posts insane, threatening rants= )withholds Federal funds(
"What? I can't hear you over all my current criming!"
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W0Ot! My Haiku "Why Premiums Rise" made the @rudepundit.bsky.social selection! I'll send you there to read it, though - the man needs his clickthrus!
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Haiku Review of 2025: No Other Haiku
Politics and sometimes culture from a rude liberal in blog form.
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December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
W0Ot! My Haiku "Why Premiums Rise" made the @rudepundit.bsky.social selection! I'll send you there to read it, though - the man needs his clickthrus!
rudepundit.blogspot.com/2025/12/haik...
rudepundit.blogspot.com/2025/12/haik...
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Getting ready to put the little van up for sale as the big one is coming along well. So many memories.
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Getting ready to put the little van up for sale as the big one is coming along well. So many memories.
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A classic from earlier this year. Still fresh.
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A classic from earlier this year. Still fresh.
Oracle, Arizona, May 2025
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Oracle, Arizona, May 2025
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Do you want an octopus revolution? Because that's how you get an octopus revolution.
I, myself, like the idea of an octopus revolution.
You could say I'm a sucker for it.
I, myself, like the idea of an octopus revolution.
You could say I'm a sucker for it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do you want an octopus revolution? Because that's how you get an octopus revolution.
I, myself, like the idea of an octopus revolution.
You could say I'm a sucker for it.
I, myself, like the idea of an octopus revolution.
You could say I'm a sucker for it.
Top Ten Things They'll Find on This Old Unix Tape:
https://ksltv.com/science-technology/university-of-utah-discovers-rare-computer-relic/853296/
10. Price guide for a WANG 2200
9. A newfangled FTP server
8. /etc/passwd protected with 2ROT13 encryption
7. An RTTY centerfold of Barbi Benton
6 […]
https://ksltv.com/science-technology/university-of-utah-discovers-rare-computer-relic/853296/
10. Price guide for a WANG 2200
9. A newfangled FTP server
8. /etc/passwd protected with 2ROT13 encryption
7. An RTTY centerfold of Barbi Benton
6 […]
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December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Top Ten Things They'll Find on This Old Unix Tape:
https://ksltv.com/science-technology/university-of-utah-discovers-rare-computer-relic/853296/
10. Price guide for a WANG 2200
9. A newfangled FTP server
8. /etc/passwd protected with 2ROT13 encryption
7. An RTTY centerfold of Barbi Benton
6 […]
https://ksltv.com/science-technology/university-of-utah-discovers-rare-computer-relic/853296/
10. Price guide for a WANG 2200
9. A newfangled FTP server
8. /etc/passwd protected with 2ROT13 encryption
7. An RTTY centerfold of Barbi Benton
6 […]
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Tens of millions of people bought hundreds of millions of tickets on multiple days & still nobody won.
You're about as likely to win the lottery by buying a ticket as you are by finding the winning ticket blowing down the street. The latter is much cheaper.
#statistics #math #StupidityTax #HopeTax
You're about as likely to win the lottery by buying a ticket as you are by finding the winning ticket blowing down the street. The latter is much cheaper.
#statistics #math #StupidityTax #HopeTax
Powerball's jackpot climbed to $719 million for Saturday's drawing. Did you win?
Powerball Saturday, Nov. 29 winning numbers
Powerball's jackpot climbed to $719 million for Saturday's drawing. Did you win?
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December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Tens of millions of people bought hundreds of millions of tickets on multiple days & still nobody won.
You're about as likely to win the lottery by buying a ticket as you are by finding the winning ticket blowing down the street. The latter is much cheaper.
#statistics #math #StupidityTax #HopeTax
You're about as likely to win the lottery by buying a ticket as you are by finding the winning ticket blowing down the street. The latter is much cheaper.
#statistics #math #StupidityTax #HopeTax
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Okay, yes, Section 31 was uninspiring and intensely stupid. However, it was all worth it for the message from Control.
#startrek #section31
#startrek #section31
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Okay, yes, Section 31 was uninspiring and intensely stupid. However, it was all worth it for the message from Control.
#startrek #section31
#startrek #section31
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Spent the day working on the van, checking on Keith's Caringbridge posts, and toying with Internet Gopher and Gemini.
Keith's doing okay, so it could be worse.
It's fun playing with Gopher and Gemini.
Keith's doing okay, so it could be worse.
It's fun playing with Gopher and Gemini.
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Spent the day working on the van, checking on Keith's Caringbridge posts, and toying with Internet Gopher and Gemini.
Keith's doing okay, so it could be worse.
It's fun playing with Gopher and Gemini.
Keith's doing okay, so it could be worse.
It's fun playing with Gopher and Gemini.
The odds of buying a winning lottery ticket are pretty much the same as the odds of finding a lottery ticket just blowing down the street and having it be the winner.
#statistics
#statistics
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The odds of buying a winning lottery ticket are pretty much the same as the odds of finding a lottery ticket just blowing down the street and having it be the winner.
#statistics
#statistics
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"Despicable Pismire" is my Drag King Name.
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"My guess is that Disney will have to offer Wolf enough money that he agrees to keep the film in distribution and the ride running. Which is the point."
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"My guess is that Disney will have to offer Wolf enough money that he agrees to keep the film in distribution and the ride running. Which is the point."
Pluralistic: Disney lost Roger Rabbit (18 Nov 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Despicable Pismire" is my Drag King Name.
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"My guess is that Disney will have to offer Wolf enough money that he agrees to keep the film in distribution and the ride running. Which is the point."
pluralistic.net/2025/11/18/i... @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy
"My guess is that Disney will have to offer Wolf enough money that he agrees to keep the film in distribution and the ride running. Which is the point."
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Y'all, this weekend is the Vilification Tennis Musical at Strike Theater in Minneapolis! It's one of our best and funniest shows of the year, and it highlights the broadly-talented cast of Vilification Tennis!
Buy tickets now!
#comedy #insultcomedy #adult #offensive #live
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Buy tickets now!
#comedy #insultcomedy #adult #offensive #live
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Tap that, Ass! – Vilification Tennis
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November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Y'all, this weekend is the Vilification Tennis Musical at Strike Theater in Minneapolis! It's one of our best and funniest shows of the year, and it highlights the broadly-talented cast of Vilification Tennis!
Buy tickets now!
#comedy #insultcomedy #adult #offensive #live
vilten.net/2025/10/23/v...
Buy tickets now!
#comedy #insultcomedy #adult #offensive #live
vilten.net/2025/10/23/v...
A roadrunner atop Mount Lemmon near Tucson.
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
A roadrunner atop Mount Lemmon near Tucson.
Over on Reddit I mentioned that I drive the speed limit on cruise control and got called a "shitty driver" and aggressively downvoted, so that's Reddit alright.
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Over on Reddit I mentioned that I drive the speed limit on cruise control and got called a "shitty driver" and aggressively downvoted, so that's Reddit alright.