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Bob Alberti
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Comedian, author, photographer, Internet pioneer (Gopher, RFC1436), MMORPG pioneer (GamBit MultiSystems).
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Odds on how long till the Shitgibbon appears wearing jewels and bragging that he had them stolen from the Louvre.
This can't be right, says here I'm in my 60s
It doesn't matter if something is illegal if nobody is willing to enforce the law.
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This is just to say

I have bulldozed

the East Wing

that you were probably

hoping to pass down

to future generations

Well, fuck you

it was in the way

so inconvenient

and so old
The people who criticize the No Kings marches as useless are the people who want the No Kings marches to be useless.
Again: "Try too hard? NO CANDY!"
He's virtually pooping on Americans and literally tearing down the White House but, sure, it's the other guys who "hate America."
And insurance companies kill: our neighbor got his spine fused because he could barely walk. Six months in rehab. Insurance ran out, sent him home to rural AZ, no medical support for miles. At home w/no medical support for six days he got bedsores, died in the hospital last week.
We just sidled our way across the ramp down to the parking garage and slipped into the crowd.
The Northrop remodel eliminated all of that. They emptied the building to the walls. I never understood how that vulnerabilty lasted for so long.
Fifteen years later I take my spouse to see Indigo Girls, sit in the balcony. I tell her the Bush story. Concert ends, west door.. go right through "Exit." We're in the green rooms. Amy Ray covered in sweat walks right up to us. Tells us to go wait downstairs. We hang out at afterparty.
In 1988 two friends & I sat in the balcony to see VP George Bush at Northrop. We left from the west door and while the rest of the crowd went left, I suggested we simply turn right into the doors labeled Exit. Down a flight of stairs, out the door.. ten feet from Bush, behind Secret Service lines.
Who robbed the Louvre? Correct answers only.

(If you search "Time Bandits" you don't get any Time Bandits? David Warner, Sean Connery, sure - Jack Purvis, Mike Edmonds? Nope. Even actor and character names individually, nothing. Not a good look.) (You DO get images from the execrable reboot - ick)
"The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed." C.S. Lewis, "The Magician's Nephew."
The revolution has already taken place.
How long should your test last?

For a day.
We do the Monster Mash! Aaaooo!
"According to the AI the five states of matter are liquid, solid, gaseous, plasma, and adrapakalakaframagon. Adrapakalakaframagon is a state of matter in which the protons are all mimsy and the borogoves outgrabe. I'm a chemist now!"
It's rifled so your prayers are accurately aimed.
Looking up from the bottom of the Initiation Well at Quinta da Regaleira in Sintra, Portugal
Our neighbor was, effectively, killed by his insurance company. He went in for back surgery, and they sent him home with no medical assistance. There's no medical help out here. He developed bedsores and died last week.

But at least some health insurance CEO got his profit bonus.
#healthinsurance
UPDATE - our neighbor across the street was, effectively, killed by his insurance company. He went in for back surgery, and the insurance company sent him home with no medical assistance. He developed bedsores and died last week.

But at least some health insurance CEO got his profit bonus.
She's self-wound and not clockwork.
It doesn't matter what's illegal if nobody is willing to enforce the law.
This is what happens when nobody can stop you from taking all the drugs.