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Deft Punk🌻
@alchemist-x.bsky.social
Moved to St. Paul, MN, after 13 years contracting for Uncle Sam in DC. Born and raised near Pittsburgh. Photographer, human/cat dad, and progressive hillbilly.

Goonies never say die!
Yes, my first mistake was to get McDonald's in the first place. I love McRibs, sue me.
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My shutter froze after I took the one at the spillway.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Bill Cassidy can eat shit.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Lived there for 13 years til those shitfaces chased me away, no it fucking wasn't "wild".
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's cute that anyone thinks a single one of these ghouls will face ANY consequences of their complicity. They'll be let off the hook in the name of "civility" after this nightmare is over (IF it's ever over). Mark my words.
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Reposted by Deft Punk🌻
Waiting for the day that every democrat starts sounding like this
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
*sits on the floor rocking back and forth*
Look at the flowers. Look at the flowers. LOOK AT THE FLOWERS.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
She probably thinks a fallacy is a dick.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's definitely both.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If there was a sliver of a chance to keep me as a Dem, Sheldon Whitehouse just pissed it away. Minnesota is an open primary state, so I have the luxury to say fuck all these motherfuckers, I'm out.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Is he related to Kern-ie Sanders?
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Release the files. To hell with whoever is in them, Democrat, Republican, or other. Nail their balls to the wall. Sunshine is the best disinfectant.
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm a month late to the party, but as a born and bread yinzer and as newly-minted Minnesotan, that is definitely some nebby shit n'at.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
That video was a masterpiece. Sheer perfection. Learning Minnesotan would force me to lose my relatively thick Pittsburghese though!
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Why not both?
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM