Imagine, if you will, fried chicken tenders with buffalo sauce. Imagine these in my hands right now. This is the kind of future we can have when we do marijuana before bedtime.

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

These days, people love to assassinate CEOs but no one wants to put in the hard work to become one.

I keep trying to skeet but it's not working

Before the internet, there was the unknowable terror of the night

I came here to jack off and chew gum.... And I'm all out of gum

Skeet