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@alcosan.bsky.social
· Jun 19
first post from us on Bluesky. yes, we treat wastewater. no, we don’t flush our feelings.
we’re here to protect our rivers, public health, and occasionally roast flushable wipes.
if you're into clean water, underground infrastructure drama, and emotionally stable treatment plants—follow along.
we’re here to protect our rivers, public health, and occasionally roast flushable wipes.
if you're into clean water, underground infrastructure drama, and emotionally stable treatment plants—follow along.
one year ago today, we brought the new North End outfall online — a key part of ALCOSAN’s Clean Water Plan that helps discharge clean water into the Ohio River and protect public health. happy 1st birthday, North End outfall! here’s to many more years of clean water. 💦🙌
January 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
one year ago today, we brought the new North End outfall online — a key part of ALCOSAN’s Clean Water Plan that helps discharge clean water into the Ohio River and protect public health. happy 1st birthday, North End outfall! here’s to many more years of clean water. 💦🙌
blocking ur pipes before blocking ur ex is wild behavior.
anyway, good morning
anyway, good morning
January 16, 2026 at 12:55 PM
blocking ur pipes before blocking ur ex is wild behavior.
anyway, good morning
anyway, good morning
the 14-day free trial expired and now the sewers are enforcing the terms and conditions
please don’t act surprised
please don’t act surprised
January 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
the 14-day free trial expired and now the sewers are enforcing the terms and conditions
please don’t act surprised
please don’t act surprised
oh nothing, just wondering if posting still counts as public service
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
oh nothing, just wondering if posting still counts as public service
we're just as surprised as you that this account exists
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
we're just as surprised as you that this account exists
this is a safe space to talk about sewers
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
this is a safe space to talk about sewers
we stay ready so yinz don't have to get ready
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
we stay ready so yinz don't have to get ready
way to go! 👏👏
We've officially replaced our 14,000th lead service line! As we progress toward our goal of replacing every residential lead line by the end of next year, we thank community members for accommodating this important work. Read more in our press release: pittsburgh-water.com/4szkP70
Pittsburgh Water Replaces 14,000th Lead Service Line
pittsburgh-water.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
way to go! 👏👏
another day of being extremely necessary
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
another day of being extremely necessary
this is your reminder that boring can be very impressive
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 PM
this is your reminder that boring can be very impressive
if you're unsure, ask. we love questions more than clogs
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
if you're unsure, ask. we love questions more than clogs
hot water won't fix bad decisions... just sayin
January 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
hot water won't fix bad decisions... just sayin
new year's reminder: your resolutions don't have to be big. don't flush wipes is a great place to start
💙
💙
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
new year's reminder: your resolutions don't have to be big. don't flush wipes is a great place to start
💙
💙
the only thing that should be backed up is your phone
good morning
good morning
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
the only thing that should be backed up is your phone
good morning
good morning
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf but have you heard of wipes in the pipes? no? it’s because they’re not flushable
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf but have you heard of wipes in the pipes? no? it’s because they’re not flushable
holiday season reminder:
some things are meant to be carried with you into the new year
and some things are meant to be handled by professionals.
thank you for letting us take the second one.
some things are meant to be carried with you into the new year
and some things are meant to be handled by professionals.
thank you for letting us take the second one.
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
holiday season reminder:
some things are meant to be carried with you into the new year
and some things are meant to be handled by professionals.
thank you for letting us take the second one.
some things are meant to be carried with you into the new year
and some things are meant to be handled by professionals.
thank you for letting us take the second one.
we made it through another week doing the work that matters. happy Friday.
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
we made it through another week doing the work that matters. happy Friday.
the hardest moments bring out teamwork
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
the hardest moments bring out teamwork
"if nothing goes wrong, that means everything went right."
literally us everyday
literally us everyday
December 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"if nothing goes wrong, that means everything went right."
literally us everyday
literally us everyday
we’re having municipal brain right now…
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
we’re having municipal brain right now…
we’re the “text me when you get home” type of public services.
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
we’re the “text me when you get home” type of public services.
& that’s a WRAP!
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
& that’s a WRAP!
some heroes wear capes. our wear hard hats, hi vis, & security badges.
huge thanksgiving love to our operations, lab, & security teams keeping things flowing behind the scenes 24/7, 365. 💙🦃
to everyone working the holiday shift, we see you & appreciate you 🙌
huge thanksgiving love to our operations, lab, & security teams keeping things flowing behind the scenes 24/7, 365. 💙🦃
to everyone working the holiday shift, we see you & appreciate you 🙌
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
some heroes wear capes. our wear hard hats, hi vis, & security badges.
huge thanksgiving love to our operations, lab, & security teams keeping things flowing behind the scenes 24/7, 365. 💙🦃
to everyone working the holiday shift, we see you & appreciate you 🙌
huge thanksgiving love to our operations, lab, & security teams keeping things flowing behind the scenes 24/7, 365. 💙🦃
to everyone working the holiday shift, we see you & appreciate you 🙌
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it's not a holiday hotline. but maybe it's a hope line.
216-361-6772.
216-361-6772.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
it's not a holiday hotline. but maybe it's a hope line.
216-361-6772.
216-361-6772.
are you a clarifier? because everything becomes clearer when i see you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
are you a clarifier? because everything becomes clearer when i see you.