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Ben Hutchison
@aldaviva.com
Millennial. Threat actor. Silicon Valley techbro with heart of gold. Top 8% Stack Overflow. Posts cause CA Prop 65 birth defects.

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ℹ️ This decision will have consequences.
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
ℹ️ Your relationship with Ben has changed.
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Sun: 587 B diameter
Mercury: 2 B dia, 24 kB from Sun
Venus: 5 B dia, 45 kB from Sun
Earth: 5 B dia, 62 kB from Sun
Mars: 3 B dia, 94 kB from Sun
Jupiter: 60 B dia, 321 kB from Sun
Saturn: 51 B dia, 591 kB from Sun
Uranus: 22 B dia, 1.2 MB from Sun
Neptune: 21 B dia, 1.8 MB from Sun

All units IEC.
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
HTTP/2 also seems to cause lots of Connection Closed errors that didn't happen before with the same config. It's almost like httpd's stability is… patchy.
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It turns out IPv6 only works briefly before getting stuck, causing lots of mysterious connection timeouts. The only workarounds are repeatedly manually reacquiring the same address in the router, or just disabling IPv6 entirely to prevent hourly recurrences. Oh well.
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Accidentally used another Cat5 cable until I noticed a suspicious 100Mbps download speed. Replaced with Cat5e.
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM